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 Topic: Welcome! !خوش آمدید

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  • Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     OP - October 15, 2010, 09:20 PM

    Yeh board khaas kar un khawateen aur hazraat ke liye banaya gaya hai, jo Urdu ki zabaan samjhte hain, likhte hain ya parhthay hain. CEMB mein Arabic board hai, aur ab Urdu board bhi!

    Hindi aur Bengali aur baqi South Asian zubaney bhi istimaal karsaktein hain aap, lekin koshish karein ke Urdu ya English ka tarjumah apni post mein dal dein.

    Agar aap Urdu ki original (Nastaliq) script istimaal karna chahtein hain, to iss website se kaam lein:
    http://www.google.com/transliterate
    Yaahan par aap romanized Urdu daal kar Urdu script mein convert kar saktay hain.

    To bethhay, araam karein, chai vai piyain, aur Urdu ki practice bhi karein.

    Sab murtadeen ko bohat bohat khush aamdeed! Smiley

    ================

    English translation:

    This board is especially for those ladies and gentlemen who understand, read, or speak Urdu. CEMB has had an Arabic board for a while, and now we also have an Urdu board!

    You can also use Hindi, Bengali or any other South Asian language here, but please include an English or an Urdu translation in your post.

    If you want to use Urdu in its original (Nastaliq) script, you can use this site: http://www.google.com/transliterate
    There, you can type in romanized Urdu which gets converted into original Urdu script.

    So, sit, relax, have some tea or whatever, and practice your Urdu too.

    To all apostates, a HUGE welcome! Smiley

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #1 - October 15, 2010, 09:38 PM

    zabardast!  Smiley

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #2 - October 15, 2010, 09:45 PM

    Vaisay yeh zDus ka hi idea thha jiss ki vajah se aaj yeh board banaya gaya hai. To, zDus, app ke liye yeh virtual mithai:


    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #3 - October 15, 2010, 10:08 PM



    Moza!

    (Yum!)

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #4 - October 15, 2010, 11:51 PM

    shukriya, bibi allat. Bas, aap logon ki duaien hi kaam ayi hain aaj  Smiley

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #5 - October 16, 2010, 12:01 AM

     !منہ میں پانی  بارے آنکھوں سے  آنسوؤں بہتے ہوئے ہم این میتیوں کو  صرف دیکھ ہی سکتہیں ہیں .کش ہمیں بھی موقع ملتھا این کو چکنے  کا



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #6 - October 16, 2010, 12:22 AM

    خدا  نے انسان کو انسانیت بخشا ،انسان نے مذہب بنایا اور شرو ہی انسانیت کی تباہی!




    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #7 - October 16, 2010, 12:52 AM

    I want to come! mememe!

    Words I know:
    Bhenchod
    lun
    madar chod
    duluh
    chuttiya

    I would like to add more to this list eventually.

    Hey is anyone on this forum interested in giving urdu lessons?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #8 - October 16, 2010, 01:13 AM

     Cheesy

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #9 - October 16, 2010, 01:19 AM

    I want to come! mememe!

    Words I know:
    Bhenchod
    lun
    madar chod
    duluh
    chuttiya

    I would like to add more to this list eventually.


     Afro
    Is that duluh, as in "bridegroom"?

    Hey is anyone on this forum interested in giving urdu lessons?


    That's a great idea. We can start a thread for it!  grin12

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #10 - October 16, 2010, 01:20 AM

    Vaisay yeh zDus ka hi idea thha jiss ki vajah se aaj yeh board banaya gaya hai. To, zDus, app ke liye yeh virtual mithai:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Hai Allah, mujhe desi mithai bilkund pasand nahin hai
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #11 - October 16, 2010, 01:29 AM

    Afro
    Is that duluh, as in "bridegroom"?



    actually I meant "dalla" (i.e. pimp) Wink
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #12 - October 16, 2010, 01:54 AM

     Cheesy
    You know some of the most important words, I see Wink ... Gaaliyan (swear words).

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #13 - October 16, 2010, 02:15 AM

    ok ok I know a little more than that:

    mein falsafie purti hoon
    or
    mein falsafie pur rahi hoon
    zain garam hai
    mujhe tumse ishq hai
    mein chawal or murgi khuti hoon
    mein chai pya rahi hoon
    chuple se marungi!

    ...and many variations of these  grin12
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #14 - October 16, 2010, 02:16 AM

    oh yah and:

    kahan hoon mein
    kahan hai tu
    kya hai yeh zindagiiiiii

     Afro
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #15 - October 16, 2010, 02:23 AM

    ok ok I know a little more than that:

    mein falsafie purti hoon
    or
    mein falsafie pur rahi hoon
    zain garam hai
    mujhe tumse ishq hai
    mein chawal or murgi khuti hoon
    mein chai pya rahi hoon
    chuple se marungi!

    ...and many variations of these  grin12


    what in the world does "falsafie" mean?Huh?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #16 - October 16, 2010, 04:13 AM

    Philosophy = falsafa, filasafi, etc

    "All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #17 - October 16, 2010, 04:14 AM

    I want to come! mememe!

    Words I know:
    Bhenchod
    lun
    madar chod
    duluh
    chuttiya

    I would like to add more to this list eventually.

    Hey is anyone on this forum interested in giving urdu lessons?


     Cheesy
    Anyone who knows somebody from the Subcontinent almost always knows the word bhenchod.

    "All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #18 - October 16, 2010, 05:47 AM

    the best swear phrase i like is like "mein teri maa-bhen aik kar doon ga!"  finmad

    literal translation "I'll make your mom and sister become one!"  Cheesy

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #19 - October 16, 2010, 08:26 AM

    teri pein di pudhi wich meh chawal pakawa!!!

    Though I think that is punjabi...
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #20 - October 16, 2010, 09:06 AM

    آپ کیسے ہیں

    گوشت

    پانی

    روٹی

    جی ہاں

    نہیں

    That's the extent of my Urdu - please take it as a big thanks to Allat and a welcome to the new sub-forum. (Great idea - should have done this some time ago!)

    Smiley
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #21 - October 16, 2010, 09:37 AM

    teri pein di pudhi wich meh chawal pakawa!!!

    Though I think that is punjabi...

    translation: "I'll cook rice in your sister's pussy!"

     Cheesy

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #22 - October 16, 2010, 09:38 AM

    What catamite deleted my post?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #23 - October 16, 2010, 10:05 AM

    well for starters, you posted that same joke in the other urdu thread ad verbatim... grin12
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #24 - October 16, 2010, 10:13 AM

    What makes you think I was in jest? Or is it that you don't lend credence to my story because your women don't commonly sleep with anyone whose equipment exceeds five inches? Fascinating. More, if the Paks can post multiple Urdu threads, why can't I share my amorous entanglements multipally?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #25 - October 16, 2010, 10:28 AM

    As I said earlier...

    "teri pein di pudhi wich meh chawal pakawa!"

    (See? the one urdu phrase I know is the most useful.)
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #26 - October 16, 2010, 10:32 AM

    I'm not of Urdu speech. If you want to wound me like a wife who kicks one maliciously in the nuts during sexy time and pretends it an accident, please speak english you udderless cow. Thanks in advance.
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #27 - October 16, 2010, 10:49 AM

    I said go cook rice in your sisters punani, as someone so eloquently translated earlier in the thread Cheesy
    I get the impression from your references that you seem to picture me as a gay pakistani male, is this true?
  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #28 - October 16, 2010, 11:02 AM

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Could I only get my hands on a catamite like yourself I would cook my rice on your ass after I withdraw from it.

    Quote
    I get the impression from your references that you seem to picture me as a pakistani male, is this true?

    Let me guess your vital statistics from my nationality tracing kit: Single or attached, Brit or Yank, student or employee, beer or wine, cinema or theatre, mini or SUV, tampon or pad, straight or gayporn?

  • Re: Welcome! !خوش آمدید
     Reply #29 - October 16, 2010, 09:23 PM

    روٹی



     001_wub

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
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