If you're susceptible, even light soya-product consumption can cause abdominal oedema. Scrunches up your vital organs.
The awkward description of an allergy or food intolerance misses the humorous point I was making about phytoestrogens in soy and can furthermore be generalised to apply to bovine secretions aka. milk, wheat / gluten, etc. ie. Lactose intolerance, coeliac, etc.