Greetings kindred. Before I invite you out for a spot of candle lit dinner washed down with a bottle of the hottest, baddest, damndest Irish whiskey to ever lubricate inhibitions, a few pressing questions: How many years single, how many kids and by how many drunken fathers? Be truthful now ... Allah is watching.
I'll see your Irish, and raise you a single malt Scotch whisky from the Isle of Jura.
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Zero. I know I am virile. But I have never heard of a male impregnating another male.
What is it with everyone having this invisible friend called Al Ah? And what kind of name is Al Ah anyway?
I might be the only stable one here...