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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #180 - September 23, 2010, 01:08 AM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #181 - September 23, 2010, 01:10 AM
    Shaving is for amateurs. Ripping your hair out with hot wax and enduring excrutiating pain is the way forward!
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     Reply #182 - September 23, 2010, 01:19 AM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #183 - September 23, 2010, 01:36 AM
    Hell is where all the cool kids are  cool2
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #184 - September 23, 2010, 03:43 AM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #185 - September 24, 2010, 07:34 PM
    that was the greatest introduction of all time.. !!! signwelcome
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #186 - September 24, 2010, 07:49 PM
    Nessrinn,  you wait...  When he logs in, he's gonna mount you like a Bison.  Cheesy  You're asking for it. grin12
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #187 - September 24, 2010, 07:52 PM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #188 - September 25, 2010, 12:57 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 22, 2010, 06:55 AM
    Steady, I've never had so unorthodox a request in all my life. Are you a sex convict? How many stretches in the pokey? Five in total? Fascinating.

    Let the record show that  I am the proudest owner of the hariest nipples of all God's chillun should you wish to see my nekkid photos. It is hirsutely plumed, it is magnificent, it stands quite alone.


    Oh you disgust me, I don't want to see your hairy nipples.

    As for your beautiful wife, well you've mentioned so much about her and I'm now curious.  smoke
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #189 - September 25, 2010, 01:08 PM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #190 - September 25, 2010, 01:18 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 25, 2010, 01:08 PM
    Care to describe yourself a little before I mail the invites to our swingers party? What's your story? Male or female, Brit or Yank, single or attached, liberal or conservative, Beer or wine, cinema or theatre,  gay or straight porn?

    The vital statistics.


    Swingers party? I like.

    Well, I'm a pariah, must I say more?!

    Ok, ok, I'll give away just a little - Brit, liberal, wine, any kinda porn (apart from hairy nipple play). 

    Now send me the pics.  dance

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #191 - September 25, 2010, 01:21 PM
    Pariah now your just playing with MAB,
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #192 - September 25, 2010, 01:27 PM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #193 - September 25, 2010, 01:31 PM
    What an apt name for our fellow newbie - MAB.  However, I can't help but get an image of the Muslim Association of Britain (MAB).  Cheesy

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #194 - September 25, 2010, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 25, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Out of all the Bison's questions, is it mere coincidence that you left out the most pressing one for any husband? My question returneth: Anatomically speaking, do you possess a nine inch magic stick, or something reassuringly feminine?


    I possess both, my dear friend.  Any more questions?
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #195 - September 25, 2010, 01:35 PM
    haha
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #196 - September 25, 2010, 01:43 PM
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     Reply #197 - September 25, 2010, 01:46 PM
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  • Re: Shedding Islam
     Reply #198 - September 25, 2010, 06:53 PM
    Send me the Wifey's pics and I'll bless you with my nine incher.  Kiss
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
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