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Topic: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #30 - August 19, 2010, 02:59 PM

Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 19, 2010, 02:24 PM
Tell him you've always wanted to fuck a guy with a strap-on.

Why want what she already does?

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #31 - August 19, 2010, 03:04 PM

Tell him you have aids or something.

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #32 - August 19, 2010, 03:06 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on August 19, 2010, 02:59 PM
Why want what she already does?
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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #33 - August 19, 2010, 03:19 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 19, 2010, 01:39 PM
Tell him you used to be a guy.

Better yet, tell him you still are cause you have not been able to afford the operation yet.

Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #34 - August 19, 2010, 04:05 PM

Quote from: Naerys on August 19, 2010, 02:19 PM
Jesus christ I hate when that happens. Mind your own fucking business, I'll smile when I want to

Also, next time someone bothers you with 'I just want to be friends', tell him you already have friends and don't want new ones. Works for me.

Isn't it just the most ignorant, annoying thing ever? "Smile it might never happen", what a thing to say to a complete stranger. Its lucky we have gun control over here or I would shoot people in the face for saying it to me.

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #35 - August 19, 2010, 09:27 PM

lol Cheetah

Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on August 19, 2010, 02:24 PM
Tell him you've always wanted to fuck a guy with a strap-on.

Been there done that...

Quote from: Tlaloc on August 19, 2010, 02:17 PM
Message him saying that you are pregnant and that you are sure he is the father.
And that your family DEMANDS marriage.

Then he'll think you're batshit crazy and will run away scared ^_^

He'll probably say yes, that's the problem.

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #36 - August 22, 2010, 05:27 AM

If you keep "bumping" into him, you've definitely got a stalker
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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #37 - August 22, 2010, 10:14 AM

Nah, we bump in the city center which isn't too strange. I'm guessing he works there or something.

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #38 - August 22, 2010, 10:20 AM

Anyone wanna prank him?

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #39 - August 22, 2010, 10:21 AM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on August 19, 2010, 01:34 PM
My sis has massive ones though, especially for her size

What's her email?

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on August 22, 2010, 10:20 AM
Anyone wanna prank him?

You cover the international calling costs and I will gladly prank him.

fuck you
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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #40 - August 22, 2010, 10:58 AM

I missed you so damn much <3

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #41 - August 22, 2010, 11:09 AM

I would if I could afford it!

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Re: Some annoying git wont stop texting me!!!
Reply #42 - April 13, 2011, 03:02 AM

So did he stop?

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