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 Topic: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia

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  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #90 - June 12, 2010, 09:16 PM
    Me neither I always thought Sunnis were brothers and didn't really care about the "small" differences. But I was also taught its not recommended to marry sunni muslim because of differences. And then I thought if I marry a non-muslim how in the world do I get her to convert to Shia Islam? I mean imagine a non-shia going to majlis during muharaam?
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #91 - June 12, 2010, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:09 PM
    dance

    I left Islam under the threat of eternal punishment because I wanted to eat bacon and have copious amounts of degenerate sex. Ah well one out of two isn't too bad.

    Googling copious amounts of degenerate sex I found this wiki article, this guy could be my spiritual father:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swami_X


    Nothing about Swami X can be taken seriously. In his own words, says the Swami X, "this is not an act, this is real life. I am a fucking nut". As with most buskers and street performers, little of Swami X's oeuvre was recorded, but sample clips do exist.[3][4][5]

    Among his more memorable comments are:

            "They say you are what you eat. If that's true, then I'm a nymphomaniac."

            "Nixon says he wants peace with honor. Peace?? All I want is a piece of ass!!"

            "Spigothead Agnew" (the then Vice President).

            "If you're in bed with a nymphomaniac and a cop bangs on your door and says "open the door right now", you don't say, "Just a minute, officer, I'll be right there." You say "Get lost, motherfucker! Come back next Tuesday!"

            After extolling the virtues of some coveted item of value, such as a new Corvette, he would say "I'd trade it right now for an orgasm in 20 minutes".

    The most often quoted line attributed to Swami X is :

            "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."[6]

    The "Sex is not the answer" bit has been quoted in numerous compendia of pithy observations and sex jokes, usually with a reference to "Swami X" as if his identity were self-evident.

    Are you high?
    What the fuck does this have to do with the thread?  Huh?
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #92 - June 12, 2010, 09:18 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on June 12, 2010, 09:15 PM
    I could never understand this Shi'ah/Sunni split it. I simply couldn't understand why anyone who believed in  "La ilaha illa Allah, wa Muhammad Rasoola Allah" could be at odds with each other. I always tried my best to heal this rift - it was like I felt it shouldn't be there - and damaged the authenticity of Islam.

    My feelings were like yours and BD's until I discovered Sunnis eat babies on the 23rd of Ramadan.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #93 - June 12, 2010, 09:19 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on June 12, 2010, 09:17 PM
    Are you high?
    What the fuck does this have to do with the thread?  Huh?


    I just told me people I might have found my long but never lost father and you chastised me!!

    And yes I am high. High on apostasy  dance
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #94 - June 12, 2010, 09:20 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on June 12, 2010, 09:18 PM
    My feelings were like yours and BD's until I discovered Sunnis eat babies on the 23rd of Ramadan.


     Cheesy

    But they taste nice!
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #95 - June 12, 2010, 09:20 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on June 12, 2010, 09:18 PM
    My feelings were like yours and BD's until I discovered Sunnis eat babies on the 23rd of Ramadan.


    Yes but only babies with these names; Ali, Hussein, Hassan, Abbas and Fatima.

    So they're not all bad.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #96 - June 12, 2010, 09:21 PM
    IA are there any Shias with these names; Umar, Abu Bakr, Uthman and Aisha?
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #97 - June 12, 2010, 09:22 PM
    A lot ppl think I'm shi'ah coz my name is Hassan.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #98 - June 12, 2010, 09:26 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:19 PM
    I just told me people I might have found my long but never lost father and you chastised me!!

    And yes I am high. High on apostasy  dance

    Ah OK.


    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:20 PM
    Yes but only babies with these names; Ali, Hussein, Hassan, Abbas and Fatima.

    So they're not all bad.

    This reminds of many Sunni vs Shia jokes.  grin12


    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:21 PM
    IA are there any Shias with these names; Umar, Abu Bakr, Uthman and Aisha?

    Many. My granddad and many of my friends and acquaintances. And I know many Sunnis with Shiite names. Saddam is the first one that comes to mind. I also have many Sunni friends with Shia names such as Ali, Haider, Hussein, Hassan, Karrar, Fatima, Zaynab....etc
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #99 - June 12, 2010, 09:27 PM
    I like Karrar and Zaynab as names  yes
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #100 - June 12, 2010, 09:28 PM
    My best friend at Uni was a Pakistani called Hussein.

    Hassan & Hussein - and both Sunnis  grin12
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #101 - June 12, 2010, 09:29 PM
    But have you cried tears of blood for Hassan and Hussein the way we have?


    Didn't think so.

    Ahh yaaaa Ehseeeiiiin *thump*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8viqshPpX4
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #102 - June 12, 2010, 09:30 PM
    Batool was a common name for Shi'ah girls at Islamia School - I knew 3 with that name.

    Also Huda.

    (My daughter who died was called Huda)
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #103 - June 12, 2010, 09:33 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:29 PM
    But have you cried tears of blood for Hassan and Hussein the way we have?


    Didn't think so.

    Ahh yaaaa Ehseeeiiiin *thump*


    Well the story of Husseins death moved me - as well as Hassan's poisoning. In fact I liked the way Hassan decided to keep out of the Fitna - I modeled myself on that  grin12
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #104 - June 12, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Yeah but then there is the multiple wives and concubines thing that kinda puts you off. I mean for people that are meant to be spiritual leaders they sure spent a lot of time in the tent.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #105 - June 12, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:27 PM
    I like Karrar and Zaynab as names  yes

    Nah. I hate Karrar, Dhirgham, and Moqdad.

    BTW, Dhirgham is probably the most difficult Arab name for an English speaker to spell.


    Quote from: Hassan on June 12, 2010, 09:30 PM
    Batool was a common name for Shi'ah girls at Islamia School - I knew 3 with that name.

    Also Huda.

    (My daughter who died was called Huda)

    Sorry to hear   far away hug.

    Yes Batool is very common. It can indicate the family is religious but not always of course. Kinda like naming your son Ezekiel.

    And Huda is a pretty name.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #106 - June 12, 2010, 09:36 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Yeah but then there is the multiple wives and concubines thing that kinda puts you off. I mean for people that are meant to be spiritual leaders they sure spent a lot of time in the tent.


    lol
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #107 - June 12, 2010, 09:39 PM
    But I don't' if that is true could be Sunni scholars slandering our esteemed Imams.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #108 - June 13, 2010, 12:10 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on June 12, 2010, 09:27 PM
    I like Karrar and Zaynab as names  yes


    I really like the name Zaynab. I'd be tempted to call my own daughter by it if I ever had one
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #109 - June 13, 2010, 12:12 AM
    Assuming you have a Scottish/Christian surname, that should raise some eyebrows.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #110 - June 13, 2010, 12:14 AM
    Quote from: Zebedee on June 13, 2010, 12:10 AM
    I really like the name Zaynab. I'd be tempted to call my own daughter by it if I ever had one

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  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #111 - June 13, 2010, 12:17 AM
    Quote from: Zebedee on June 13, 2010, 12:10 AM
    I really like the name Zaynab.


    Sounds like a redneck or hillbilly name. "Hey, Zaynab! I thought I told you to gon feed dem dawgs!"
    fuck you
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #112 - June 13, 2010, 12:26 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on June 13, 2010, 12:12 AM
    Assuming you have a Scottish/Christian surname, that should raise some eyebrows.


    Worse. My surname's Jewish

    Yeah, it's a nice name, but it wouldn't work

    Quote from: Q-Man on June 13, 2010, 12:17 AM
    Sounds like a redneck or hillbilly name. "Hey, Zaynab! I thought I told you to gon feed dem dawgs!"


    Haha. I don't think there are many Asian-American hillbillies, are there?
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #113 - June 13, 2010, 12:30 AM
    I've always found Leyla to be a beautiful name.  Smiley
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #114 - June 13, 2010, 12:35 AM
    Quote from: Zebedee on June 13, 2010, 12:26 AM
    Worse. My surname's Jewish

    Yeah, it's a nice name, but it wouldn't work


    Why not? Black folks in the US do it all the time. I've met plenty of Kareems, Maliks, Omars, and even Mohammeds with last names like Johnson, Smith, etc.

    Now Omar Goldberg may be kinda weird, but there are probably some combos out there that work.
    fuck you
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #115 - June 13, 2010, 12:36 AM
    Yeah that is nice as well. I like Beatrice, Jasmine, Dalia.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #116 - June 13, 2010, 12:38 AM
    Quote from: Q-Man on June 13, 2010, 12:35 AM
    Why not? Black folks in the US do it all the time. I've met plenty of Kareems, Maliks, Omars, and even Mohammeds with last names like Johnson, Smith, etc.

    Now Omar Goldberg may be kinda weird, but there are probably some combos out there that work.


    Ladies know me as Malik the Freak Wink or Big Balls Jamal.
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #117 - June 13, 2010, 01:57 AM
    ^ Cheesy
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #118 - June 13, 2010, 03:29 AM
    Welcome Brummie! I always hated debating with the shia since they had a different hadith and all!

    Very interesting sotry you got there. Smiley

     parrot
  • Re: A big HELLO from an ex-Shia
     Reply #119 - June 13, 2010, 05:16 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on June 12, 2010, 09:28 PM
    My best friend at Uni was a Pakistani called Hussein.

    Hassan & Hussein - and both Sunnis  grin12

    ]
    I thought Hussein was your nemesis, Hassan.  evil
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