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Hi can I be in your gang?
OP - May 25, 2010, 11:19 AM

Hello

Ok so I’m an atheist from the uk, but I have never been any kind of muslim
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Reply #1 - May 25, 2010, 11:20 AM

You can be in our gang. There is an initiation ritual though - you have to sacrifice a goat, ( preferably a virgin goat), to our Lord Cthulu, then drink its blood. Then you're in.

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Reply #2 - May 25, 2010, 11:26 AM

@ cheetah

hiya and welcome..

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Reply #3 - May 25, 2010, 11:28 AM

If by sacrifice a goat you mean eat a cheese sandwich and if by drink its blood you mean have a cup of coffee and if by Cthulu you mean Cthulhu them I’m done
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Reply #4 - May 25, 2010, 11:28 AM

Quote from: Cheetah on May 25, 2010, 11:20 AM
You can be in our gang. There is an initiation ritual though - you have to sacrifice a goat, ( preferably a virgin goat

Thanks for making me think about goat hymen..

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Reply #5 - May 25, 2010, 11:30 AM

Hi I have been lurking for a while and have enjoyed reading some very good threads on here
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Reply #6 - May 25, 2010, 11:37 AM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 11:28 AM
If by sacrifice a goat you mean eat a cheese sandwich and if by drink its blood you mean have a cup of coffee and if by Cthulu you mean Cthulhu them I’m done

Close enough, we'll let you in.

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Reply #7 - May 25, 2010, 11:42 AM

Hey anybody who's not a asshole is allowed! Welcome to CEMB!

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Reply #8 - May 25, 2010, 11:43 AM

Hi Shrek. Are you green?

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Reply #9 - May 25, 2010, 11:48 AM

Welcome Shrek!

@Naerys: If he isn't the I'll be very disappointed.
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Reply #10 - May 25, 2010, 11:50 AM

I hope he isn't. So he would change his name to Schreck. Then he'd be REALLY cool.

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Reply #11 - May 25, 2010, 11:59 AM

ta

by the way your graphic's thingy - is that something you have created?
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Reply #12 - May 25, 2010, 12:00 PM

I shall try not to disappoint
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Reply #13 - May 25, 2010, 12:04 PM

Well no, but when I have low blood sugar or run out of cigarettes I do turn in to an ogre

The name thing is based on some reading I did, it seems that shrek is the worse sin in islam so I thought it was appropriate
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Reply #14 - May 25, 2010, 12:05 PM

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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Reply #15 - May 25, 2010, 12:05 PM

Sorry no i'm not green – bits of me are however, currently blue –hope this helps
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Reply #16 - May 25, 2010, 12:06 PM

Welcome Shrek! You and the donkey are more than welcome!

However Lord Farquaad requests us to ask what brings you to this strange land? :-o

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Reply #17 - May 25, 2010, 12:09 PM

I have been reading the posts on here and I have enjoyed all your banter ect, and I thought I would see if I fit in
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Reply #18 - May 25, 2010, 12:13 PM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:04 PM
The name thing is based on some reading I did, it seems that shrek is the worse sin in islam so I thought it was appropriate

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Reply #19 - May 25, 2010, 12:13 PM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:04 PM
Well no, but when I have low blood sugar or run out of cigarettes I do turn in to an ogre

The name thing is based on some reading I did, it seems that shrek is the worse sin in islam so I thought it was appropriate

hahahaha!! Good one!

Welcome aboard Shrek
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Reply #20 - May 25, 2010, 12:13 PM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:05 PM
Sorry no i'm not green – bits of me are however, currently blue –hope this helps

Blue's good, as long as you have some unnatural skin color it's alright with me,
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Reply #21 - May 25, 2010, 02:49 PM

Welcome, Shrek

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on May 25, 2010, 11:42 AM
Hey anybody who's not a asshole is allowed! Welcome to CEMB!

Fortunately I joined before that law was enforced.
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Reply #22 - May 25, 2010, 03:00 PM

And I bribed the admins

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Reply #23 - May 25, 2010, 03:03 PM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:09 PM
I have been reading the posts on here and I have enjoyed all your banter ect, and I thought I would see if I fit in

Which posts? just curious, that's all.
And how did you hear about us? YouTube? facebook?

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:04 PM
Well no, but when I have low blood sugar or run out of cigarettes I do turn in to an ogre

Smoking is HARAM, sorry. You're gonna have to kick the habit before we let you in.

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The name thing is based on some reading I did, it seems that shrek is the worse sin in islam so I thought it was appropriate

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Reply #24 - May 25, 2010, 03:14 PM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:04 PM

The name thing is based on some reading I did, it seems that shrek is the worse sin in islam so I thought it was appropriate

that was good lol..

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Reply #25 - May 25, 2010, 04:06 PM

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Reply #26 - May 25, 2010, 04:13 PM

Why Shrek - are your eyes spead apart or do you have ears like horns?

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Reply #27 - May 25, 2010, 04:16 PM

Hiya shrek.
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Reply #28 - May 25, 2010, 04:45 PM

Quote from: shrek on May 25, 2010, 12:09 PM
I have been reading the posts on here and I have enjoyed all your banter ect, and I thought I would see if I fit in

A lot of us here are also like onions too so you definately fit in!

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Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

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Reply #29 - May 25, 2010, 04:59 PM

Welcome, shrek.

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