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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #90 - May 30, 2011, 08:08 AM
    Dude, they do nothing to me.. Stop grossing me out.
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #91 - May 30, 2011, 08:12 AM
    Quote from: muddy on May 29, 2011, 04:59 PM
    Nah, I am 100% gay guy.. It was in reply to everyone loves tits..


    I know you're gay. I was joking around with you hence the wink emoticon.  Smiley

    But... I was going to ask if you even find them aesthetically pleasing, but I just got my answer.
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #92 - May 30, 2011, 08:29 AM
    No offense intended though.. Smiley
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #93 - January 07, 2012, 04:25 AM
    This thread is gold Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #94 - January 07, 2012, 05:02 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy It is! OMG
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #95 - January 07, 2012, 11:13 AM
    Ah I miss DigDeep
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #96 - January 07, 2012, 05:50 PM
    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on May 30, 2011, 08:12 AM
    I was going to ask if you even find them aesthetically pleasing, but I just got my answer.

    The thing is, I feel the exact same way about boobs (Mammary Fetish? Yuck), but I’m totally straight.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #97 - January 07, 2012, 07:22 PM
    Vagina and tits are awesome. I love being straight.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #98 - January 07, 2012, 07:23 PM
    Girls are delicious. Skirts. Legs. Hips. Plump ass.

    Mmm. Im hungry. Damn.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #99 - January 07, 2012, 07:36 PM
    Quote from: passingaround on January 07, 2012, 07:22 PM
    Vagina and tits are awesome. I love being straight.


    What a retard *sighs and rolls eyes*

    Back to my life
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #100 - January 07, 2012, 07:52 PM
    Schizo much!? Huh?
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #101 - January 07, 2012, 07:58 PM
     Grin

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #102 - January 07, 2012, 11:32 PM
    Quote
    When I got super religious, I managed not to masturbate from the age of 18 to the age of 26. Wasn't that difficult. But maybe I'm frigid?

       

    When i was a muslim i tried to stop masturbating.... multiple times.  Before going to bed i prayed to Allah for forgiveness and guidance for my sin.   

    only to end up masturbating the same night.  Roll Eyes
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #103 - January 07, 2012, 11:34 PM
    The longest I ever managed to go was one week.

    It. Was. Hell.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #104 - January 07, 2012, 11:39 PM
    Quote
    The longest I ever managed to go was one week.

    It. Was. Hell.


       

    Sex or masturbation ??
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #105 - January 07, 2012, 11:57 PM
    Masturbation -- I'm still a virgin, in fact Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #106 - January 08, 2012, 12:00 AM
    One question, Harakaat....You male or female?
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #107 - January 08, 2012, 12:11 AM
    Male  grin12
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #108 - January 08, 2012, 12:29 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on January 07, 2012, 05:50 PM
    The thing is, I feel the exact same way about boobs (Mammary Fetish? Yuck), but I’m totally straight.

    Are you sure you are 100% straight? I don't know how you can be grossed out by it lol.
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #109 - January 12, 2012, 12:17 PM
    Quote from: harakaat on January 07, 2012, 11:57 PM
    Masturbation -- I'm still a virgin, in fact Tongue

    Huh!.. good.. good. .. what is happening here., too much laughing., too many people are laughing ..

    I am glad you guys are NOT reproducing other wise whole world will be filled mutants from you and all will be  laughing.. The planet will be a laughing stock to gods in heavens

    err  I don't care what you guys do .. it is your hand... your penis and your knife .. cut what you like.  Cheesy Cheesy

    but..but harakaat.    . I would greatly appreciate if you could translate  few sentences of this guy and gist of his  talk  

    with best regards to you
    yeezevee
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #110 - March 02, 2012, 12:38 PM
    I love seeing this thread title in the "Health & Wellbeing" section.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #111 - March 05, 2012, 07:54 AM
    I don't..
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  • Re: My Penis got frozen today!
     Reply #112 - March 05, 2012, 12:10 PM
    a friend of mine had those on his pelvis and they used to freeze them like that as well, I asked him what is the feeling he said it is like someone pinches u a bit, he said it is not that bad.
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