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Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
Reply #30 - May 07, 2010, 10:00 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 07, 2010, 09:58 PM
No, when I was a kid, my dad hired an Arabic teacher to teach us Arabic and when he used to say the alphabet, we always kept asking him to repeat Faa' and Qaaf and then we fell about laughing and then said we didn't quite get it - could he please say it again.

He didn't understand why we were killing ourselves laughing.

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Reply #31 - May 07, 2010, 10:02 PM

I wish I had a pet parrot now, good arabic letters for it to recite. Faa Qaaaf Faa Qaaf "omg is he saying what i think he is saying?" me "of course not dont be silly, how uncouth do you think I am? he's merely repeating arabic letters" "well why does he only know these two letters?"

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Reply #32 - May 07, 2010, 10:05 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 07, 2010, 08:33 PM
The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.

That would be the most awesome verse.... EVER!
I'm not a fan of the nerdy internet language, but Hassan, you win at LIFE!

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Reply #33 - May 07, 2010, 10:09 PM

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I'm not a fan of the nerdy internet language

Dear Moe,

What language would this be referring to?

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Reply #34 - May 07, 2010, 10:10 PM

Fuck off?
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Reply #35 - May 07, 2010, 10:11 PM

Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on May 07, 2010, 10:10 PM
Fuck off?

No, you Faa Qaaf!
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Reply #36 - May 07, 2010, 10:16 PM

Quote from: Ephemeral on May 07, 2010, 10:09 PM
Dear Moe,

What language would this be referring to?

Love,

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Reply #37 - May 08, 2010, 12:21 AM

o i c. T3h c00lerz

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Reply #38 - May 08, 2010, 01:08 AM

Quote from: Hassan on May 07, 2010, 08:36 PM
Repeat it a few times.

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Reply #39 - May 08, 2010, 01:10 AM

Quote from: Hassan on May 07, 2010, 10:11 PM
No, you Faa Qaaf!

No Hassan YOU Faa Qaaaaf
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Reply #40 - May 08, 2010, 01:15 AM

ALL of you Faa Qaaf!

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Reply #41 - May 08, 2010, 02:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPWVq6MwW4E

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Reply #42 - May 08, 2010, 03:54 AM

My Arabic lesson for the day.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #43 - May 08, 2010, 05:44 AM

Quote from: yeezevee on May 07, 2010, 09:56 PM
New Thread on Quran
And.. stuff.. good stuff.. Allah stuff.. Muhammad really doped those 7th century folks with those words in Quran., let me wirte something what I said in FFI on those Allah words to a very smart guy., that fellow defended those rubbish words of Quran by saying to me
and my response was Indeed those are the signs of Book of wisdom..

But let me rewrite that ayah 29:10 for you to pray
And that is what I suggested to that fellow as a replacement to that 29:10 and to those meaningless silly sounds..

Well I added something from hassan., that sounds very relevant to the Quran.. lol..

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Same good old idiot, yeezevee

Have you also started writing and answering yourself, just like the clown Ali Sina writes emails to himself and replies?

Can you provide a link, so that I can read your idiotic exchanges with the poster?

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Reply #44 - May 08, 2010, 06:27 AM

Quote from: Hassan on May 07, 2010, 08:33 PM
The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.

hahahahah thats genius!!! I remember reading that too. it was the first thing ever I read from the quran. i had no idea all this meant nothing!

any idea if this came from something pagan? And also the quran was written years and years after, then how was then a part of the quran? i mean those are alphabets?

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Reply #45 - May 08, 2010, 08:30 AM

Quote from: BMZ on May 08, 2010, 05:44 AM
Have you also started writing and answering yourself, just like the clown Ali Sina writes emails to himself and replies?

He WHAT?

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Reply #46 - May 08, 2010, 08:38 AM

Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on May 08, 2010, 01:10 AM
No Hassan YOU Faa Qaaaaf

Let's just agree; ِeveryone on this thread should just "Faa Qaaf!"
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Reply #47 - May 08, 2010, 10:03 AM

Ya Allah! Faa Qaaf!

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Reply #48 - May 08, 2010, 10:28 AM

Ya Muhammed! Faa Qaaf!

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Reply #49 - May 08, 2010, 10:50 AM

Surat Luulqaat
1. Laam Waw Laaaaaaaaam
2. Dis r teh vursez of teh wise book.
3. A guide and mercy for the dhaahikuun (funny ppl)

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Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Reply #50 - May 08, 2010, 11:26 AM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on May 08, 2010, 10:50 AM
Surat Luulqaat
1. Laam Waw Laaaaaaaaam
2. Dis r teh vursez of teh wise book.
3. A guide and mercy for the dhaahikuun (funny ppl)
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Reply #51 - May 08, 2010, 12:06 PM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on May 08, 2010, 10:50 AM
Surat Luulqaat
1. Laam Waw Laaaaaaaaam
2. Dis r teh vursez of teh wise book.
3. A guide and mercy for the dhaahikuun (funny ppl)

Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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Reply #52 - May 08, 2010, 12:26 PM

OMFG
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Reply #53 - May 08, 2010, 04:06 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Reply #54 - May 09, 2010, 05:18 AM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on May 08, 2010, 10:50 AM
Surat Luulqaat
1. Laam Waw Laaaaaaaaam
2. Dis r teh vursez of teh wise book.
3. A guide and mercy for the dhaahikuun (funny ppl)

Holy shit, can't stop laughing!
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Reply #55 - May 13, 2010, 02:23 PM

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Reply #56 - November 24, 2010, 01:25 PM

Hmm this video is a good one to add to this thread..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbMgBL5Ye8

That is from "CreativeFreedoms" who says
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The religion of islam was created by Muhammad, for Muhammad, not for the benefit of the people and not by any god. That is my conclusion. The Quran clearly indicates this.

The so called revelations are not written as if they were spoken by a god reading from an eternal copy of the Quran in heaven, as is claimed. Allah is mainly referred to in third person as if somebody else is describing Allah and his ascribed glory. That person is of course Muhammad himself. The Quran is a collection of his sermons and prescriptions as remembered by his followers.

The idea that the Quran existed in advance in heaven and that everything that happened to Muhammad played out as a kind of predetermined puppet theater by the hands of Allah during the 23 years that Muhammad recieved his sporadic so called revelations is simply not believable.

The revelations are also overly concerned with Muhammad's personal affairs and desires. Muhammad set himself up with a mandate for absolute power and demanded unquestionable submission. As with all people who have claimed divine guidance throughout the ages Muhammad had no evidence to present but his own words, as presented in the Quran.

"CreativeFreedoms" has more videos at

http://www.youtube.com/user/CreativeFreedoms

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Reply #57 - November 24, 2010, 02:52 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 07, 2010, 08:10 PM
You know one thing I don't get about the qur'an..... all that alif laam meem stuff. Only Allah knows the meaning of certain letters, apparently..... doesn't it kind of discredit everything else in the qur'an? I mean, for all we know it could mean "it's all lies" or "don't follow this shit".

because Mo wanted the Quran to sound as though its from someone other than himself as much as he possibly could.

Its for the "wowzer" effect.

Muslim #1 : hey Ali what do you think Alif, Lam, Meem mean?

Muslim #2: dunno Ahmad I've been trying to figure it out for a long time, its been tedious, alas but to no avail!

Muslim #1: ah incredible! the mysteries of the Quran really overwhelms my intellect. so sublime. Indeed only Allah knows!

Muslim #2: Mashallah!

(non-Muslim has been hearing the whole conversation silently all the while interrupts)

non-Muslim: the fuck yawl sand naggers talking 'bout ? that clearly sounds like some ayrabic shit. How do you not know what it says?
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Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
Reply #58 - November 24, 2010, 02:57 PM

whoopdie doopety doo

Allah knows best the quackery it spews

if you only know it...

THEN WHY THE FUCK EVEN SAY IT?
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Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
Reply #59 - November 24, 2010, 03:01 PM

Allah revealed these words for teh lulz

oh Most Cynical, Most Hysterical, Most Abominable Allah, your stupidity knows no bounds
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