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 Topic: Alif lam meem and stuff

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  • Alif lam meem and stuff
     OP - May 07, 2010, 08:10 PM

    You know one thing I don't get about the qur'an..... all that alif laam meem stuff. Only Allah knows the meaning of certain letters, apparently..... doesn't it kind of discredit everything else in the qur'an? I mean, for all we know it could mean "it's all lies" or "don't follow this shit".
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #1 - May 07, 2010, 08:17 PM

    Lol, why has someone taken my post and made it into a new thread?
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #2 - May 07, 2010, 08:20 PM

    Yup, if we can't explain it or it makes no sense, its got some kind of transcendental meaning only Allah knows.  Roll Eyes

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #3 - May 07, 2010, 08:21 PM

    Lol, why has someone taken my post and made it into a new thread?

    Only Allah knows!  Cheesy

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #4 - May 07, 2010, 08:26 PM

    Allat works in mysterious ways.
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #5 - May 07, 2010, 08:28 PM

    Yeh, whatever happened to the verses that say the Quran is easy to understand and all that?
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #6 - May 07, 2010, 08:33 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #7 - May 07, 2010, 08:34 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.



    Faa Qaf?

    Whats that mean Hass?

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #8 - May 07, 2010, 08:35 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #9 - May 07, 2010, 08:36 PM

    Faa Qaf?

    Whats that mean Hass?


    Repeat it a few times.

    All will become clear.
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #10 - May 07, 2010, 08:48 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.



    ROFL LOL

    Hassan you are the best  Afro
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #11 - May 07, 2010, 08:48 PM

    Go to this page and hit the 2 top sound buttons repeatedly
    http://alphabet.learnarabiconline.com/lessons/faa-qaaf-kaaf/

    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #12 - May 07, 2010, 08:50 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.


     Cheesy
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #13 - May 07, 2010, 09:21 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.



     Grin




    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #14 - May 07, 2010, 09:28 PM

    The reply to Alif Lam Mim is Faa' Qaaf.




    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Hass 4 JOTM

    ...
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #15 - May 07, 2010, 09:31 PM

    Hassan for JOTM.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #16 - May 07, 2010, 09:33 PM

    Hey RIBS, great minds thinks alike, although some great minds are a bit slower.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #17 - May 07, 2010, 09:37 PM

    Naerys, 3 min is nothing... Afro

    ...
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #18 - May 07, 2010, 09:38 PM

    Allat works in mysterious ways.


    LOL. It wasn't me (this time) though. Wink

    This alif lam meem business was one of the very first things that struck me as odd about Quran/Islam... I remember I was maybe 7 or 8, and was sent to one of those Quran teachers who hit you on the hand with a ruler if you screw up the pronunciation... a private tutor. And I asked this question of this portly woman who was teaching us. She berated me to STFU. Then I asked it of my mom, and she was like, ask your Quran teacher. So I shut up.

    Till I was old enough. Cheesy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #19 - May 07, 2010, 09:50 PM

    Am I the only one who didn't get Hassan's joke?
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #20 - May 07, 2010, 09:52 PM

    say it out loud
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #21 - May 07, 2010, 09:53 PM

    Am I the only one who didn't get Hassan's joke?


    Say فاء قاف quickly - what does it sound like? (in English)
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #22 - May 07, 2010, 09:55 PM

     Cheesy

    did you make that up on your own now Hassan?
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #23 - May 07, 2010, 09:55 PM

    This alif lam meem business was one of the very first things that struck me as odd about Quran/Islam... I remember I was maybe 7 or 8, and was sent to one of those Quran teachers who hit you on the hand with a ruler if you screw up the pronunciation... a private tutor. And I asked this question of this portly woman who was teaching us. She berated me to STFU. Then I asked it of my mom, and she was like, ask your Quran teacher. So I shut up.

    Till I was old enough. Cheesy


    When I was a kid, I remember wondering why is God obsessed with his oneness??  What's so great about being one??

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #24 - May 07, 2010, 09:56 PM

    yer a fucking jenoius mate, dont let the fact that I cant spell the word discourage you  Afro
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #25 - May 07, 2010, 09:56 PM

    New Thread on Quran  
    Quote
     Alif lam meem and stuff


    And.. stuff.. good stuff.. Allah stuff.. Muhammad really doped those 7th century folks with those words in Quran.,   let me wirte something what I said in FFI on those Allah words to a very smart guy.,   that fellow defended those rubbish words of Quran by saying to me
    Quote

      mister confused, it is referring to what their scripture that were revealed to them, indeed, you are a clear cut esteemed friend


    and my response was
    Quote
    off course.,I am a very clear cut  esteemed friend..., Any fool  who considers MEANING LESS WORDS as words of Allah  must be a  very clear cut fool. Let me read some Q'uran for you again,  don't forget these ayahs.. read them 5 times a day., and don't forget tobend toward Arabian desert
    Quote
    Ta Seen Meem.[Al Quran ; 28:1]

    Ta Seen, [Al Quran ; 27:1]

    Ta Seen Meem [Al Quran ; 26:1]

    Ta Ha. [Al Quran ; 20:1]

    Kaf Ha Ya Ein Sad. [Al Quran ; 19:1]

    Alif Lam Ra. [Al Quran ; 15:1]

    Alif Lam Ra. [Al Quran ; 14:1]

    Alif, Lam, Mim, Ra. [Al Quran ; 13:1]

    Alif Lam Ra.[Al Quran ; 12:1]

    Alif Lam Ra.[Al Quran ; 11:1]

    Alif Lam Ra.[Al Quran ; 10:1]

    Alif Lam Meem Sad.[Al Quran ; 7:1]

    Alif Lam Meem.[Al Quran ; 3:1]

    Alif Lam Meem.[Al Quran ; 2:1]
     

    Indeed those are the signs of  Book of wisdom..

    But let me rewrite that ayah 29:10 for you to pray  
    Quote
       
    Ohyee!.. False believers of Allah
        Allah knows.. what is in your heart"
        Allah knows..
        "when a false believer is HURT,
        then you start believing Allah"
        And you say we are with you. "We are with Allah"

        Allah know., You LIARS
        "when help from your Lord comes, they will surely say:
        "Indeed, we were with you"
        but After time passes .
        ..you transgress Allah commands.. and.. you forget Allah
        .. You bloody Lairs.. Cheaters and Rascals "..
       
    Ta Seen Meem
        Kaf Ha Ya Ein Sad.
        Alif Lam Ra ..
        .Doom ....Dam... DoooomM

        ..KhaboomM....
        Meem... dum..dum
        ..Ta Ha....
     Alif Lam Mim
     Faa' Qaaf.


    And that is what I suggested to that fellow as a replacement to that 29:10 and to those meaningless silly sounds..

    Well I added something from hassan., that sounds very relevant to the Quran..  lol..


    with best
    yeezevee


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #26 - May 07, 2010, 09:58 PM

    Cheesy

    did you make that up on your own now Hassan?


    No, when I was a kid, my dad hired an Arabic teacher to teach us Arabic and when he used to say the alphabet, we always kept asking him to repeat Faa' and Qaaf and then we fell about laughing and then said we didn't quite get it - could he please say it again.

    He didn't understand why we were killing ourselves laughing.   Cheesy
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #27 - May 07, 2010, 09:59 PM

    Allah wears socks with holes in them  yes


    But to be serious, I heard these were missing letters or verses or something like that when collecting the Quran in written form. Rather a theory.
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #28 - May 07, 2010, 09:59 PM

    No, when I was a kid, my dad hired an Arabic teacher to teach us Arabic and when he used to say the alphabet, we always kept asking him to repeat Faa' and Qaaf and then we fell about laughing and then said we didn't quite get it - could he please say it again.

    He didn't understand why we were killing ourselves laughing.   Cheesy


    ROFL
  • Re: Alif lam meem and stuff
     Reply #29 - May 07, 2010, 10:00 PM

    This thread is Hilarious. Okay.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
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