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 Topic: Men

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  • Men
     OP - April 10, 2010, 11:18 PM

    Men - what strange things we are.

    Bastards and beautiful, violent and peaceful, sensitive and brutal, hateful and loving.

    Hitler was a man, so was Shakespeare.

    Mohammad was a man, so was Buddha.

    We are a complex animal, aren't we?

    I don't even understand my own instincts and emotions and body and mind - and that extends a mystery to all of humankind because by whatever means, we have been in control since our species began. Look what we've done.

    Anyway, I know we do alot of bad things, but I am not ashamed of being a fella. Because we do beautiful things too.



    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Men
     Reply #1 - April 10, 2010, 11:30 PM
    I don't. I only do really fukn macho things. Speak for yourself, poofter.  cool2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Men
     Reply #2 - April 10, 2010, 11:31 PM
     Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #3 - April 10, 2010, 11:31 PM

    I was feeling marginalised because there's a big long thread about Women so I wanted some attention as a Man  Cool
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Men
     Reply #4 - April 10, 2010, 11:32 PM

    Mao Tse Tung was a man, and so was Bruce Lee.

    I mean, WTF  Huh?
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Men
     Reply #5 - April 10, 2010, 11:32 PM
    The world already revolves around your gender though, so stop begging for it to be more. aloofandbored0

    I joke, I joke.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #6 - April 10, 2010, 11:34 PM
    Quote
    The world already revolves around your gender though


    Yeah I know  Roll Eyes

    Look what we've done with it.

    Its definitely a poisoned chalice, having the world revolve around you.



    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Men
     Reply #7 - April 10, 2010, 11:35 PM
    I am hungry, I want sex.  The end. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Men
     Reply #8 - April 10, 2010, 11:35 PM
    Puff puff pass Billy.   Wink
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #9 - April 10, 2010, 11:35 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on April 10, 2010, 11:35 PM
    I am hungry, I want sex.  The end. 


    GTFO of my head.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #10 - April 11, 2010, 12:04 AM
    Quote from: billy on April 10, 2010, 11:18 PM
    Men...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98
  • Re: Men
     Reply #11 - April 11, 2010, 12:04 AM
    I'm Gay btw - It's a relief to get that off my chest at last!
  • Re: Men
     Reply #12 - April 11, 2010, 12:20 AM

    Soundtrack to Hassan's next video about Islam featuring his personal narration  Afro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Men
     Reply #13 - April 11, 2010, 12:48 AM
    I'm the guy in the cowboy suit  Afro
  • Re: Men
     Reply #14 - April 11, 2010, 12:55 AM

    I had you down as the guy in leather  Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Men
     Reply #15 - April 11, 2010, 01:58 AM
    I think this is a great idea for a thread billy. Afro In fact, we have something similar to this in the works. lipsrsealed
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Men
     Reply #16 - April 11, 2010, 02:22 AM
    I dont feel proud of being a man, I just am by the laws of probability. 

    I wonder if men are just manifestations of what society and the opposite sex wants them to be.  This is because there are no absolutes (outside of physical attributes), as they are different in different societies.  Same goes for women.
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Men
     Reply #17 - April 11, 2010, 02:46 AM
    There may well come a day when sperms cells can be easily created from stem cells and then men will become entirely superfluous  lipsrsealed
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Men
     Reply #18 - April 11, 2010, 02:48 AM
    and so will women
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    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Men
     Reply #19 - April 11, 2010, 08:56 AM
    A world ruled by sperms?!  Huh?
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: Men
     Reply #20 - April 11, 2010, 09:12 AM
    Quote from: z10 on April 11, 2010, 02:46 AM
    There may well come a day when sperms cells can be easily created from stem cells and then men will become entirely superfluous  lipsrsealed


    Quote from: IsLame on April 11, 2010, 02:48 AM
    and so will women


    How so?  Ovaries would still be needed, and someone to gestate the brat for nine months, so women would still be needed.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #21 - April 11, 2010, 09:47 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 11, 2010, 09:12 AM
    How so?  Ovaries would still be needed, and someone to gestate the brat for nine months, so women would still be needed.

    Unless we also create ovum from stem cells and invent maturation chambers for foetal gestation. Real bone fide 'test tube babies'. Wink
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: Men
     Reply #22 - April 11, 2010, 10:50 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 11, 2010, 12:04 AM
    I'm Gay btw - It's a relief to get that off my chest at last!


    Erm just got a PM about the above post asking if I was joking or serious - sorry, it was just a silly joke - in case anyone else is wondering the same thing.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #23 - April 11, 2010, 10:52 AM
    Hey just occured to me..... since men have nipples too, do you think the original story was like this?

    Adam was created from Eve's rib, and not the other way around  Thinking hard

     Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Men
     Reply #24 - April 11, 2010, 10:54 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 11, 2010, 10:50 AM
    Erm just got a PM about the above post asking if I was joking or serious - sorry, it was just a silly joke - in case anyone else is wondering the same thing.

    Hass, it's ok. You're among friends.  Wink 
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Men
     Reply #25 - April 11, 2010, 10:55 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 11, 2010, 10:50 AM
    Erm just got a PM about the above post asking if I was joking or serious - sorry, it was just a silly joke - in case anyone else is wondering the same thing.


     Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Men
     Reply #26 - April 11, 2010, 11:11 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 11, 2010, 10:50 AM
    Erm just got a PM about the above post asking if I was joking or serious - sorry, it was just a silly joke - in case anyone else is wondering the same thing.


    Make one declaration like that and every one wants to get into your pants lol You've got yourself a little fan club here Smiley
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Men
     Reply #27 - April 11, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 11, 2010, 10:50 AM
    Erm just got a PM


    Ah sorry about that, it's just I'm such a faghag and wanted to claim you first before the rest tried to invite you shopping.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Men
     Reply #28 - April 11, 2010, 11:25 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on April 11, 2010, 10:54 AM
    Hass, it's ok. You're among friends.  Wink 


    lol...  grin12
  • Re: Men
     Reply #29 - April 11, 2010, 11:26 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 11, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Ah sorry about that, it's just I'm such a faghag and wanted to claim you first before the rest tried to invite you shopping.   Tongue


    For you Berbs, I would be ANYTHING you want me to be  Afro
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