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Topic: Halal Chat Up Lines

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #60 - September 08, 2010, 06:49 AM

Awww, poor you, Not only am I sexah, but my age means I know how to work it

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #61 - September 08, 2010, 10:55 PM

you mean how you worked it its ok though i still think your kinda sexah just not you know, me sexah

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #62 - September 08, 2010, 11:12 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 07, 2010, 04:48 PM
Well yes, typing with your cock is kind of hard, typing with your balls now, thats super hard.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #63 - September 08, 2010, 11:25 PM

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #64 - September 09, 2010, 12:40 AM

another pick up line :
Drop a small bag of sugar at starbucks
turn to the girl and say , hey , i think you lost your name tag .

a friend of a friend tried this one and the girl just walked away .lol funny one though.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #65 - September 09, 2010, 06:57 AM

Mo to aisha

Mo: hey baby whats the best thing about twenty-nine year olds
aisha: what?
Mo: theres 20 of them

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #66 - September 09, 2010, 10:00 AM

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Reply #67 - September 09, 2010, 04:47 PM

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #68 - December 15, 2010, 10:58 AM

1)I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
2).I just made dua for YOU
.3)Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
4) Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..
5)Sister, I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
6)I have some sort of sickness but Allah*swt* has created a cure, thats you.
7)I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
8)wanna ride shotgun on my camel?

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #69 - December 15, 2010, 06:10 PM

Wow CuteRebel did you make these up (very creative if so)? If not so, where did you find them?

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #70 - December 15, 2010, 06:50 PM

Modified Christian ones from YEARS ago...

Are you sore ? Because it must have hurt falling down from Jannah like that !

Now that's what I call a "tilth" !

You got the "tilth", I'll bring the plow.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #71 - December 15, 2010, 08:01 PM

Quote from: luftazure on December 15, 2010, 06:10 PM
Wow CuteRebel did you make these up (very creative if so)? If not so, where did you find them?

No my sister found this on another forum lool

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #72 - December 15, 2010, 08:04 PM

Really? But she's a muslim isn't she? How could they be funny to her?

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #73 - December 15, 2010, 08:18 PM

Yep, its doesnt make much sense CutRebel - care to explain?

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #74 - December 15, 2010, 08:54 PM

Quote from: luftazure on December 15, 2010, 08:04 PM
Really? But she's a muslim isn't she? How could they be funny to her?

I hate to break the news, but the vast majority of such lines used by men are found humorous by women, even more so when the men are serious.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #75 - December 15, 2010, 09:03 PM

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #76 - December 16, 2010, 01:25 AM

Quote from: luftazure on December 15, 2010, 08:04 PM
Really? But she's a muslim isn't she? How could they be funny to her?

You dont have to be non muslim to find the jokes funny , heck when I was muslims i was in hysterics and i still watched south park lool

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #77 - December 17, 2010, 01:54 AM

Agreed. I heard many of these as a Muslim and I enjoyed them. They are just jokes. One of my Salafi friends used to email jokes like these to all her friends, we loved them

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #78 - December 17, 2010, 04:34 AM

Yeah I used to be a south park fan too. Guess I grew out of it.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #79 - December 17, 2010, 02:20 PM

southpark rocks! LOL and I am 51. Its especially hysterical after
eating a magic brownie

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #80 - December 17, 2010, 02:21 PM

Quote from: luftazure on December 17, 2010, 04:34 AM
Yeah I used to be a south park fan too. Guess I grew out of it.

Its just not as funny as it used to be. I watched some of the old episodes recently and I was surprised by how funny it was then compared to now.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #81 - December 17, 2010, 02:22 PM

JnT, wtf is going on in your avatar

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #82 - December 17, 2010, 02:37 PM

looks like some form of exorcism

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #83 - December 17, 2010, 02:44 PM

It's a jinn exorcism, I think.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #84 - December 17, 2010, 08:33 PM

Is that a jinni in your thobe or are you just happy to see me?

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #85 - December 17, 2010, 08:34 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on December 17, 2010, 02:22 PM
JnT, wtf is going on in your avatar

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #86 - December 17, 2010, 09:00 PM

Allow me to marry you so I can make you halal

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #87 - December 19, 2010, 02:14 PM

Quote from: Juan Karl on December 15, 2010, 08:54 PM
I hate to break the news, but the vast majority of such lines used by men are found humorous by women, even more so when the men are serious.

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #88 - December 20, 2010, 12:38 AM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on December 17, 2010, 08:34 PM
I found a man possessed with a jinn giving an Imam a facepalm cuz the
Imam is spraying zamzam water in his face

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Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
Reply #89 - December 27, 2010, 12:20 PM

I know shirk is haram but I wish that you go into sajda so I can worship you

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Sky-bound was the mind, earth-bound the body rests."
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