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Topic: MRasheed has convinced me to return to Islam!

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MRasheed has convinced me to return to Islam!
OP - June 25, 2010, 10:15 PM

I realise now that I have arrogantly rejected my Lord - Most Blessed and Most High. I will never again allow Shaytan to whisper evil thoughts. I ask The Merciful one to forgive me!

Let us pray!

O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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Reply #1 - June 25, 2010, 10:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fINh4SsOyBw
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Reply #2 - June 25, 2010, 10:31 PM

love the poem, Hassan.

"Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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Reply #3 - June 25, 2010, 11:36 PM

Well I don't want to be tortured for eternity. Fuck, this world is bad enough!

Where's my prayer mat?
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Reply #4 - June 25, 2010, 11:44 PM

Quote from: Hassan on June 25, 2010, 10:15 PM
O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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Reply #5 - June 26, 2010, 01:50 AM

<3 me some Monty Python

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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Reply #6 - June 26, 2010, 02:00 AM

rofl!! I LOVE british humor, period!

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Reply #7 - June 26, 2010, 02:21 AM

Wait, Hassan is converting to Islam....me too!!!

"A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
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Reply #8 - June 26, 2010, 04:29 AM

I like Rasheed's Islam but he's not real. Like I wasn't real. You got extremes in religion. In Buddhism you have the Boddhisatva ideal in the Mahayana trend. There they give up themselves and even enlighenment so that others can hear the teaching and go towards that selflessness. But in Islam the Wahhabites are the closest to the real deal. Why was Sufism taught in secret? Why only to Ali and thence forth? Why wasn't Buddhism taught in secret? Different times and places, different audience I would have told myself. And allah (SWT) still guides people to that path.

People can believe what they want to cling to it. But I can't believe that. Peace.

The language of the mob was only the language of public opinion cleansed of hypocrisy and restraint - Hannah Arendt.
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Reply #9 - June 26, 2010, 09:39 AM

MRasheed had me at "hellbound"

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Reply #10 - June 26, 2010, 10:06 AM

bwahahahaha! Good one Moe
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