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  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1560 - July 05, 2014, 06:36 AM

    Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
    By each let this be heard,
    Some do it with a bitter look,
    Some with a flattering word,
    The coward does it with a kiss,
    The brave man with a sword!

    From The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde

    That has to be my favourite ballad.
    My favourite part though:
    " And once or twice to throw the dice is a gentlemanly game,
    But he he does not win who plays with sin in the secret house of shame."

    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1561 - July 21, 2014, 05:48 AM

     Afro

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1562 - July 21, 2014, 07:17 AM

    I prefer this one:

    "I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and sky. I left my shorts and socks there, I wonder if they're dry."

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1563 - July 21, 2014, 07:25 AM

    I genuinely chuckled at that. Course, I'm on my third bottle of wine, so that helps.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1564 - July 21, 2014, 07:30 AM

    It's am old Spike Milligan pisstake of John Masefield's "Sea Fever"grin12

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1565 - July 21, 2014, 07:34 AM

    Will google when sober.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1566 - July 21, 2014, 08:11 AM

    I genuinely chuckled at that. Course, I'm on my third bottle of wine, so that helps.


    This early in the morning?

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1567 - July 21, 2014, 08:13 AM

    I work nights remember? If I started drinking when most people do I'd have to start pretty much as soon as I wake up.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1568 - July 21, 2014, 01:15 PM

    Just saw this one elsewhere, and couldn't help laughing.

    "The Arab/Israeli conflict reminds me of the World Cup: lasts too long, happens too often and I don't care which side wins."

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1569 - July 21, 2014, 01:21 PM

    Worst analogy ever made ...
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1570 - July 21, 2014, 01:26 PM

    Just you wait until you've had another few decades to get more cynical about it. This shit has been going on all my life, and longer. It never gets saner. Only more stupid.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1571 - July 21, 2014, 02:37 PM

    Still a heartless bastard Tongue
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1572 - July 21, 2014, 02:42 PM

    I've had it drummed into me by years of watching the world. Tongue

    Do you have any idea of how many horrible things happen in the world, all over the world, every day? I cannot afford to be distraught about them all. It would make my life a misery and do nothing to help anyone else.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1573 - July 21, 2014, 02:46 PM

    ^Dont worry. Soon you'll be dead and every thing will be over.  Cheesy
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1574 - July 21, 2014, 02:52 PM

    Cheesy Hey I'm not worried. I love life. And I may well outlive you anyway (come from a long-lived family).

    My point is that although there are lots of things in the world that I would greatly prefer did not happen, the fact is that they are happening, and have been happening for ages, and will continue to happen for ages. This is true regardless of how I feel about them. Basically my emotional reaction, if any, isn't worth a pinch of shit. You can tell yourself your emotional reactions are of great importance, but really they aren't.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1575 - July 21, 2014, 02:55 PM

    Pearls of wisdosm.
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1576 - July 21, 2014, 02:56 PM

    Basically my emotional reaction, if any, isn't worth a pinch of shit. You can tell yourself your emotional reactions are of great importance, but really they aren't.


    I know but I still can't help having them.

    I've had it drummed into me by years of watching the world. Tongue

    Do you have any idea of how many horrible things happen in the world, all over the world, every day? I cannot afford to be distraught about them all. It would make my life a misery and do nothing to help anyone else.


    I was being facetious. I tell my sister this exact same thing whenever she just jumps in mid-conversation while I'm talking to someone and goes "ZOMG!! GAZA" and gets all indignant and crazy when we tell her to wait. Like we're personally responsible for dead babies for not wanting to talk about it until after this conversation. The pictures and videos are just too depressing for me to deal with  so why dwell on it? :(
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1577 - July 21, 2014, 03:26 PM

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_too_shall_pass

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1578 - July 28, 2014, 03:03 AM

    I never want to see my kids slit the throat of a stuffed pony.


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1579 - July 28, 2014, 05:26 AM

    It's from an anime and it may not make perfect sense without context but I like it Tongue

    Quote
    “Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!”

    ― Donquixote Doflamingo

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1580 - July 28, 2014, 09:27 PM

    ^ Afro
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1581 - July 30, 2014, 10:15 AM

    Quote
    Now it may sound as though I'm about to preach atheism and I want to reassure you that that's NOT what I'm going to do. In audience as sophisticated as this one, that would be preaching to the choir. Instead, what I want urge upon you is militant atheism.

    ―Richard Dawkins

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJyONmcGbM

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1582 - August 02, 2014, 12:41 AM

    Militant atheism! RAWR!
    osmanthus loads his AK-47 Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1583 - August 04, 2014, 01:20 AM

    Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but our self can free our minds.

    -Bob Marley-

  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1584 - August 04, 2014, 01:21 AM

    Quote
    For billions and billions of years the divine plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in god's divine plan. What do you want him to do? Change his plan? Just for you? Well, doesn't that seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan. What's the use of being god if every rundown schmuck with a two dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan?

    ―George Carlin

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE

    By far one of my favorite comedians.

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1585 - August 20, 2014, 08:41 AM

    If you just keep killing people, it usually solves the problem.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1586 - September 22, 2014, 11:06 AM

    Ok, so basically you're saying that a species of ape thinking it's the centre of the universe is not evidence of narcissism. grin12


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1587 - September 27, 2014, 07:54 AM

    You can exchange witticisms with each other all month, like Oscar Wilde growling at his reflection in a puddle. 


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1588 - October 06, 2014, 02:47 AM

    Don't judge a book by it's cover ≡ Don't judge a CEMB member by their introductory post.


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #1589 - October 06, 2014, 12:35 PM

    Quote
    Never quote me on anything!

    ―My friend on skype

    أشهد أن لا إله
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