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Reply #30 - July 30, 2014, 02:42 PM

I got this:

The Demon
You scored 43% Pride, 58% Envy, 38% Ambition, and 60% Deceitfulness!

The Demon

You are the Demon, one of the many angels that God kicked out of heaven with Satan. You were once servants of God, but after the war in heaven, you were banished and became the unclean spirit that you are today. You are an excellent foot soldier for Satan, as you are humble enough to take orders graciously and you are not driven enough to try to rise up the unholy hierarchy and usurp Satan's authority. In fact, being the minion of an evil entity is probably the best job for you. This is because you get that special joy in your heart when other people suffer, especially people who you don't like. Also, your ability to deceive makes you very good at gaining the confidence and friendship of your victims before smashing them into pieces. Of course, you don't have to serve Satan. Maybe you could direct your unique talents toward a more positive endeavor, like working for a Fortune 500 company perhaps.
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Reply #31 - July 30, 2014, 03:02 PM

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #32 - July 30, 2014, 08:52 PM

Apparently, I'm a lowly easily manipulated but nevertheless cunning snake.

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The Serpent
You scored 38% Pride, 40% Envy, 13% Ambition, and 55% Deceitfulness!

You are the serpent. You decieved Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and were later cursed by God. Of course, Satan was just using you as a pawn. In fact, you probably didn't know any better. After all, you were just a humble animal, content to live the lazy/non-glorified life that animals live. You probably just wanted to have a family and be a fine/upstanding snake in your community, but Satan knew that you had a trait that he could use. That is the trait of deceitfulness. Unfortunately, he managed to use you, and we all know the rest.
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Reply #33 - July 30, 2014, 09:03 PM

King Nebuchadnezzar

You scored 55% Pride, 23% Envy, 68% Ambition, and 43% Deceitfulness!

King Nebuchadnezzar
You are King Nebuchadnezzar, the emperor of Babylon. You are part of a long tradition of Middle Eastern dictators. Like any good dictator, you possess the attributes of pride and ambition in good measure. Your ambitious nature drove you to conquer much of the Middle East, including the kingdom of Israel. You subsequently put the people of Israel into bondage. You also tend to be very direct with your friends and enemies alike. You prefer to tell people exactly what you're going to do and how you're going to do it. Your position in society and your imperial army give you the ability to do this with impunity. Unlike many Middle Eastern despots, you are a very good ruler and you happen to treat your own people quite well. You might be a biblical villain, but I'm sure you'd make a good dictator in the 21st century, if given the chance.

You scored 55% on Pride, higher than 58% of your peers.

You scored 23% on Envy, higher than 15% of your peers.

You scored 68% on Ambition, higher than 72% of your peers.

You scored 43% on Deceitfulness, higher than 30% of your peers.
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Reply #34 - July 30, 2014, 09:05 PM

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Reply #35 - July 31, 2014, 12:30 AM

Oh goody. A very satisfying result.

The False Prophet

You scored 48% Pride, 55% Envy, 53% Ambition, and 53% Deceitfulness!

You are the False Prophet, a member of the unholy trinity along with The Antichrist and Satan. In the Bible, you are described as having two horns like a lamb, but speaking as a dragon. Essentially, this means that you are a master of deception. If only the people of the Earth knew better than to put their trust in you. You have the power to work miracles, including the ability to make fire rain down from heaven. Your primary goal on Earth is to force all people to worship the Antichrist. You are a very ambitious person, so you will carry out this task with a great zeal. After you're finished, people will not only worship the antichrist, but they will worship his image as well. That's impressive! In spite of your ambition, you know your role and are happy to serve under the Antichrist. This is because you are a humble person and don't mind sharing the spotlight with others. You are also a rather cruel person, so your goals line up quite well with the sinister plans of The Antichrist. No doubt, this is another reason why you won't mind serving him; You can both realize your evil dreams together. The picture shows you being cast into the lake of fire with the Antichrist.

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Reply #36 - July 31, 2014, 01:02 AM

The Philistine

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You are the Phillistine, a citizen of a nation that rivaled Israel. You inhabited the land of Canaan (i.e. the promised land) before the Israelites decided to roll through and claim the land for themselves. In many respects, you had much in common with the other settlers in the land of Canaan. You were a humble farmer, attempting to eke out a decent living in a harsh world. You had a great love for the land and the people around you. People in the community could always count on you for comfort or support. However, unlike the other settlers in this area, you were quite ambitious. So ambitious, that you wanted to defy the armies of God and challenge them for their claim to the promised land. You are not one to be deceptive, so you usually challenged the armies of God directly and made no effort to cover up your dislike for them. In the 21st century, you continue this pattern of behavior in your dealings with other people. There's nothing wrong with ambition per se, but when ambition puts you in opposition to God, well then, that makes you a biblical villain.
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Reply #37 - July 31, 2014, 01:07 AM

Pfft. Lightweight.

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Reply #38 - July 31, 2014, 01:46 AM

Caiaphas
You scored 75% Pride, 28% Envy, 65% Ambition, and 60% Deceitfulness!
You are Caiaphas, the high priest of Israel. You were a member of a strict Jewish sect known as the Pharisees. Aside from praying in the temple, your mission in life was to have Jesus executed. You are a rather ambitious person and you tend to accomplish most of the goals that you set for yourself. This goal was no different. You managed to have Jesus (the Son of God) crucified in approximately the year 28 AD. You had to get rid of Jesus because he was an insult to your pride. Before Jesus showed up, you were the most righteous man in all of Israel. Jesus was not only more righteous than you were, he also pointed out faults in your righteousness. Your pride blinded you to Jesus' message and drove you to put the man to death. Of course you couldn't do this right away because many people viewed Jesus as a prophet. This is the point where your deceptive skills came in handy. You welcomed Jesus into Jerusalem as an honored prophet and three days later; you arrested him in the night and hastily set up a trial to execute him.

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Reply #39 - July 31, 2014, 02:37 AM

I was a Child of Israel. Lazy...

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Reply #40 - July 31, 2014, 07:25 AM

me too, godly qualities but lazy and usleless failure :/
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