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  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #60 - October 13, 2008, 06:55 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 06:54 PM
    Ive noticed you're starting to talk like me too.


    You talk like Ali G?  wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #61 - October 13, 2008, 06:57 PM
    Its a bit shite when your birthday falls on a Monday anyway.  Myself and Dawn are both skint, nowhere to go either.  Only for she has drink left over from the christening we'd have nothing to do.  As it is we're gonna have a few drinks and then start painting my flat.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #62 - October 13, 2008, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 13, 2008, 06:55 PM


    Grrr... I know the feeling! But you can be your own hairdresser... you can do yourself good, can´t you? Foamy with a special treatment... nice music... a glass of champers... some new ice body-scrub and lotion... stuff like that? Doesn´t cost that much... decorate the house, dance with your kiddies... wish I could help ya do it! Here´s another birthday-hug, anyway: Big hug


    Thanks Dio, I do have a relaxing evening planned, bath, hot chocolate and an hour or two crying to some really sad music Cheesy  I will feel right as rain once that's done. Lmao
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #63 - October 13, 2008, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 13, 2008, 06:55 PM
    Guys don't worry about it, every birthday is a shitty as the last one, that's what birthdays mean in the long run, another day of realising how truly alone you are.

    I'm good, I'm well and truly used to it by now.  Afro

    Life is what you make of it, and I'm still not where I need to be in order to change the pattern of things, but I'm getting there.  dance


    Meh! You´re NEVER alone, Berbs... I know you don´t believe in God, but you´ve got yourself, you got your kids, you got us... that´s something (and I do believe, God´s with you, too... even if you don´t) - they love you lots, you know that... and you love them, which is even more important.
    And you are right - life to a point is, what we make of it.
    And hey - I spent my last birthday in my robe, hanging out with you lot, too! AND I was ... old... and single... with NO kids... yet invited to a wedding at the same night - now THERE`S reason for depression, lol
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #64 - October 13, 2008, 06:59 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 13, 2008, 06:55 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 06:54 PM
    Ive noticed you're starting to talk like me too.


    You talk like Ali G?  wacko


    Yeah sort of, he talks blad language
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #65 - October 13, 2008, 07:00 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 13, 2008, 06:57 PM
    Its a bit shite when your birthday falls on a Monday anyway.  Myself and Dawn are both skint, nowhere to go either.  Only for she has drink left over from the christening we'd have nothing to do.  As it is we're gonna have a few drinks and then start painting my flat.


    Too true  finmad, I much prefer the friday the 13th birthdays I get, now at least you can do something on those days and not worry about an early wake up call.

    have fun painting, I was contemplating starting on the bathroom painting but decided to skip it in favour of some more wallowing in self pity.  dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #66 - October 13, 2008, 07:01 PM
    Id dont do fuck on my birthday either. My mates are like take us out and shit. I have to money but I dont feel like it. You know what I mean?
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #67 - October 13, 2008, 07:02 PM
    Some tenants who are bastards just moved out now Im gonna have to sort their bollocks out. A door with a hole in it. A removed door. Fucked up carpet and walls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #68 - October 13, 2008, 07:03 PM
    Can't you crack open a bottle of wine or something and do some drunk decorating?  You can always dip in and out of here, I might get the other birthday girl to join when she's had a few. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #69 - October 13, 2008, 07:04 PM
    You know what. We should all stop complaining and be happy and grateful for what we have got. There are loads of people who have nothing compared to us. We all complain and stuff and get more depressed but I seen a guy who makes shit all off a farm and yuo cant upset the dude. Be grateful and be happy. It makes you healthy too.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #70 - October 13, 2008, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:04 PM
    You know what. We should all stop complaining and be happy and grateful for what we have got. There are loads of people who have nothing compared to us. We all complain and stuff and get more depressed but I seen a guy who makes shit all off a farm and yuo cant upset the dude. Be grateful and be happy. It makes you healthy too.


    More words of wisdom from Mr. Singh!  Afro
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #71 - October 13, 2008, 07:10 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 13, 2008, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:04 PM
    You know what. We should all stop complaining and be happy and grateful for what we have got. There are loads of people who have nothing compared to us. We all complain and stuff and get more depressed but I seen a guy who makes shit all off a farm and yuo cant upset the dude. Be grateful and be happy. It makes you healthy too.


    More words of wisdom from Mr. Singh!  Afro


    Retain them. They will do wonders for you.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #72 - October 13, 2008, 07:20 PM
    I bet you're all crying.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #73 - October 13, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:20 PM
    I bet you're all crying.


    Nope, am not. cool2
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #74 - October 13, 2008, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 13, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:20 PM
    I bet you're all crying.


    Nope, am not. cool2


    You better not. Ill make your eyes stop working properly so you cant cry otherwise.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #75 - October 13, 2008, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 13, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:20 PM
    I bet you're all crying.


    Nope, am not. cool2


    You better not. Ill make your eyes stop working properly so you cant cry otherwise.



     Cheesy ... I think we got a new contest started for funniest poster of the week. M is - as usual - in the lead!  whistling2
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #76 - October 13, 2008, 07:33 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 13, 2008, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: diotima on October 13, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:20 PM
    I bet you're all crying.


    Nope, am not. cool2


    You better not. Ill make your eyes stop working properly so you cant cry otherwise.



     Cheesy ... I think we got a new contest started for funniest poster of the week. M is - as usual - in the lead!  whistling2


    Nah. Its only a week we're doing that for. I dont see no new thread. That wasnt meant to be funny. It was just to get your head up.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #77 - October 13, 2008, 07:37 PM
    hey - where did birthday-girl go?  Huh?
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #78 - October 13, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Decided to take Cheetahs advice and crack open my bottle  Tongue, now I'm tipsy and paiting the bathroom, who knows what iot will turn out like  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #79 - October 13, 2008, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 13, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Decided to take Cheetahs advice and crack open my bottle  Tongue, now I'm tipsy and paiting the bathroom, who knows what iot will turn out like  Cheesy


    Stop doing DIY otherwise you'll fuck something up and be too tipsy to care or know what to do and the thing escalates
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #80 - October 13, 2008, 07:48 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 13, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Decided to take Cheetahs advice and crack open my bottle  Tongue, now I'm tipsy and paiting the bathroom, who knows what iot will turn out like  Cheesy


    Stop doing DIY otherwise you'll fuck something up and be too tipsy to care or know what to do and the thing escalates


    That's the whole point, M.  Good decision Berbs.  Me and Dawn have got as far as sellotaping the roller onto the feather duster so as we can reach the ceiling. 

    I'm not sure if Tigger will still be the same colour in the morning.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #81 - October 13, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 13, 2008, 07:48 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 13, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Decided to take Cheetahs advice and crack open my bottle  Tongue, now I'm tipsy and paiting the bathroom, who knows what iot will turn out like  Cheesy


    Stop doing DIY otherwise you'll fuck something up and be too tipsy to care or know what to do and the thing escalates


    That's the whole point, M.  Good decision Berbs.  Me and Dawn have got as far as sellotaping the roller onto the feather duster so as we can reach the ceiling. 

    I'm not sure if Tigger will still be the same colour in the morning.


    What's the point. Create more problems? I reckon you should just get pissed and leave everything else.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #82 - October 13, 2008, 07:52 PM
    No, it won't create more problems, we'll just stop when the drunkenness kicks in.  Meanwhile, its a painless way to start the decorating.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #83 - October 13, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 13, 2008, 07:52 PM
    No, it won't create more problems, we'll just stop when the drunkenness kicks in.  Meanwhile, its a painless way to start the decorating.


    Your house your rules.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #84 - October 13, 2008, 07:55 PM
    Personally wouldnt get drunk ever, specially not to do work. You guys are crazy and millitant in a fucked up way.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #85 - October 13, 2008, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 13, 2008, 07:52 PM
    No, it won't create more problems, we'll just stop when the drunkenness kicks in.  Meanwhile, its a painless way to start the decorating.


    Your house your rules.


    True, but there is a sound motive behind my rules too.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #86 - October 13, 2008, 07:57 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 13, 2008, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on October 13, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 13, 2008, 07:52 PM
    No, it won't create more problems, we'll just stop when the drunkenness kicks in.  Meanwhile, its a painless way to start the decorating.


    Your house your rules.


    True, but there is a sound motive behind my rules too.


    Which is what?
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #87 - October 13, 2008, 09:20 PM
    That drinkin and painting is a laugh when there are two of you, and just sort of sad when theres one  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #88 - October 13, 2008, 09:23 PM
    It'll be a laugh if they're pissed and have the roller Sellotaped to the feather duster. bunny

    YouTube it. cool2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #89 - October 13, 2008, 09:37 PM
    its my bday 2 ...happy bday berbs.

    btw i'm cheetah's friend
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