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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #570 - October 19, 2014, 02:03 PM

    yzv you are the one being dirty Cheesy

    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #571 - October 19, 2014, 02:15 PM

    yzv you are the one being dirty Cheesy


    "Oh! lady bird.,
    Throw dirt on me I  grow wild flowers out of it
    flowers need dirt to grow  and dirt needs flowers to smell "


    Freedom of Expression is a Fundamental Right  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #572 - October 24, 2014, 08:31 PM

    "You're deluded by dunya."

    "You are envious of people who find peace through faith"

    "You're just jealous and angry"
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #573 - November 03, 2014, 02:21 PM

    "I don't believe in evolution"

    "ARE YOU SAYING ALLAH IS A MONKEY?!"

    "But the Qur'an teaches creationism, are you saying the Qur'an is wrong*?"

    *Yeah that's kind of the fucking point.

    Wasn't sure whether to post these here or in the Muslims thread but oh well

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #574 - November 03, 2014, 02:23 PM

    Evolution isn't a matter of belief, it is a matter of accepting the evidence.

    "It's not enough to say that I don't believe in God. I actually regard the system as distressing: I am offended by some of the things said in the Bible and the Qur'an and I refute them." Emma Thompson

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #575 - November 03, 2014, 06:43 PM

    "God helps those who help themselves"

    ya why not

    I'll take a potato chip...and Eat It!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #576 - November 03, 2014, 06:45 PM

    My "modern" (or "cultural") non-practicing Muslim neighbor asked me whether or not I was still a Muslim, I looked her in the eyes and said "no, I'm a murtad". I was met with a confused look and silence. LOL.

    Wubba lubba dub dub, bitches

    People are full of contradictions. They're lonely. And then they're not. They're missed. And then they're not.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #577 - November 03, 2014, 06:47 PM

     Cheesy  she will be wondering what you meant by murtad
    If I were You, I would say
    "I stopped believing in Islam. Bye!"   a slap in her face

    I'll take a potato chip...and Eat It!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #578 - November 03, 2014, 07:00 PM

    Tongue after a while she silently repeated "you a mu-murtad...?" Hhhhhh I wonder if I should've worded it like that or not. 

    Wubba lubba dub dub, bitches

    People are full of contradictions. They're lonely. And then they're not. They're missed. And then they're not.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #579 - November 03, 2014, 07:02 PM

    Get a tight T-shirt with "PROUD MURTAD!" across your breast.

    Wear it with sunglasses and no bra.

    Danish Never-Moose adopted by the kind people on the CEMB-forum
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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #580 - November 03, 2014, 09:28 PM

    "I don't believe in evolution"


    In addition to that. "You want to study evolution? Sit down and I will tell you the story of Prophet Adam."

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #581 - November 04, 2014, 03:33 AM

    " As an atheist what stops you from sleeping with your mother/daughter/sister... if you don't believe in Allah" they will never dare to say this to me face to face but this is the number 1 respond I get when I debate or argue with Muslims Online when I use voice chat websites or programs. It fun to wait for them to realize how dumb they are lool and if they are slow I just ask " so If you leave Islam your first order of business is to nail your mom or your sister?"  Cheesy
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #582 - November 04, 2014, 10:27 PM

    When you get views on islam from a islamic theologian/scholar and tell/show others what they say that's horrific muslims reply "oh but to get to know the true islam you have to read the quran not listen to people", but then when you show them what islamic scriptures say that are horrific they say "ohh you have to go to a islamic scholar/theologian".

    So circularly comical  Cheesy   
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #583 - November 04, 2014, 10:31 PM

    " As an atheist what stops you from sleeping with your mother/daughter/sister... if you don't believe in Allah" they will never dare to say this to me face to face but this is the number 1 respond I get when I debate or argue with Muslims Online when I use voice chat websites or programs. It fun to wait for them to realize how dumb they are lool and if they are slow I just ask " so If you leave Islam your first order of business is to nail your mom or your sister?"  Cheesy

    how disgusting is that. If religion didnt exist, Im sure they would be the first ones doing that. It seems like they are refraining themselves. If they can think shit, they can do shit.

    I'll take a potato chip...and Eat It!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #584 - November 04, 2014, 10:43 PM

    ^ That is what atheists do all the time in France, Belgium and The Netherlands, where it has not been illegal for over 200 years.

    When you get views on islam from a islamic theologian/scholar and tell/show others what they say that's horrific muslims reply "oh but to get to know the true islam you have to read the quran not listen to people", but then when you show them what islamic scriptures say that are horrific they say "ohh you have to go to a islamic scholar/theologian".

    So circularly comical  Cheesy   

    I get that all the time. All. The: Freaking. Time. Added with that Arabic can't be translated and you have not studied at an Islamic university jadda jadda.

    Also it doesn't help I have a white, racist and Islamophobic name.

    In other news, I was just called an anti-Semitic Islamist. It is a delicate art.

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #585 - November 05, 2014, 02:17 AM

    I have a few muslim friends who swear they've witnessed miracular events, seen/heard the devil, seen ghosts and witnessed the devil disappearing after they recited some Islamic prayer. (I'm completely serious!)  When I told one of them I still did not believe in god she took it as a personal offence, in fact, she was completely hysterical about it.
    "So you think I'm lying? Do you not believe me?Huh?!!!111"

    Now, at risk of offending, I listen politely when people talk about their experiences with god.
    Other times when I think I'm safe and talking to a free thinker I let go. Big mistake. I once had a really big argument with this douche at a wedding.

    "DON'T MAKE THE QURAN FIT SCIENCE"
    "Science is always changing whereas the Quran is constant"

    Ergh. Muslims are so touchy with religion.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #586 - November 10, 2014, 03:14 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiIaKLhSUOI

    I'm going on a march..'coz I want Britun 2 b 'bout British.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #587 - November 17, 2014, 12:44 AM

    "So you want to be a white person?"
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #588 - November 17, 2014, 12:46 AM

    Lol  I get that statement from my mom all the time
    What does race have to do with freedom anyway?

    I'll take a potato chip...and Eat It!
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #589 - November 30, 2014, 02:32 PM

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    You do not speak arabic so you cannot have intellectually left Islam.


    Same guy:
    Quote
    Only those who leave Islam need to know arabic as the burden of proof is on them. For those who accept Islamic authority it is rational for them to rely on authorities in classical arabic. For those who reject Islam it is irrational.

    If you do not read and understand classical arabic then you left for false emotional reasons

     wacko

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #590 - November 30, 2014, 02:40 PM

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    For those who accept Islamic authority it is rational for them to rely on authorities in classical arabic


    lol you do NOT get to use that word, my dear!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #591 - November 30, 2014, 03:39 PM

    When helping an Ex-Muslim or a ¨Kaffir¨ (sorry, that's what I get called), I have heard Muslims say: ¨Well, we're all human.¨
    I always feel like they are trying to humanize me, and justify assistance to a non-believer. Because, you know, non believers are not worthy.
    I hope it means something else. Because it bothers me.

    I don't want to be good anymore. I want to be right.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #592 - November 30, 2014, 04:13 PM

    Well, it is not THEM who decided that you will roast in eternal hellfire. It is Allah. Don't blame Muslims for Allah's decisions. That is gross and racist. Or something.

    (I just realised that was turning the "don't judge Islam by the behaviour of Muslims" on its head)

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #593 - December 01, 2014, 04:23 AM

    So it does mean that. Well, at least human is the lowest common denominator for them. It could be so much worse. They could say something about me like: ¨Well, look, it's alive like us.¨ or ¨It wears clothing like we do.¨. At least I got a ranking above that.


    I don't want to be good anymore. I want to be right.
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #594 - December 01, 2014, 09:35 AM

    Same guy: wacko


    Quite lolworthy given how Classical Arabic isn't probably the language used in el qurano !

    "It's not enough to say that I don't believe in God. I actually regard the system as distressing: I am offended by some of the things said in the Bible and the Qur'an and I refute them." Emma Thompson

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #595 - December 01, 2014, 09:39 AM

    "So you want to be a white person?"


    A bit like how educated Black people in the States are sometimes accused of being White because they are educated by ghetto Black people. Its reverse snobbery; "I am better than you because I am not a privileged person with education! Education is for "White people"!"

    "It's not enough to say that I don't believe in God. I actually regard the system as distressing: I am offended by some of the things said in the Bible and the Qur'an and I refute them." Emma Thompson

    Chat: http://client01.chat.mibbit.com/#ex-muslims
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #596 - December 02, 2014, 03:00 AM

    You are not a virgin and just want to screw as many men as possible!
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