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  • Blowjob Cafe
     OP - August 13, 2016, 09:28 PM

    A new cafe wants to give you a blowjob with your morning coffee. If successful, the founder is hoping to roll them out across the UK. parrot

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    The past couple of years have seen smoothie bars with live owls and a naked restaurant, but London's next novelty opening is set to be the most surreal, controversial, anger-inducing and inevitably popular yet, a café where customers get a bl*w job with their latte.

    You may remember reports on the plans to open the first Fellatio Café in Geneva circulating earlier in the year, and this has now been locked in for a 5 December, 2016 launch.

    Following this, founder Bradley Charvet told The Independent that he intends to open a second coffee shop in Paddington, London.

    The Baroque-themed, 150m² café will serve coffee and a few pastries, with customers being given an iPad on which to choose an escort from a list of thumbnails to perform oral sex on them. £50 will be the base charge (billed as 'the most expensive coffee in the UK') with £10 added for every extra 15 minutes.

    The legality of this is somewhat of a grey area, with prostitution itself being legal in Great Britain but the running of a brothel a crime. Charvet, however, insists "everything related to [the Fellatio Café] is legal" and his "lawyer is currently setting everything up".

    We have contacted the English Collective of Prostitutes, which advocates safety for sex workers, for comment.

    You can read our Q&A with him below.

    Is there an update on the Geneva-based Fellatio Café, do you have a launch date yet?

    Yes, we do have a date, it should be released on the 5th December 2016!

    Have you found a precise location for the London one? Why did you choose Paddington?

    Yes, the Fellatio Café will be deployed in UK with our local sponsor Bumpix (link NSFW) which is taking care of this project. We have found a location on Praed Street. Why there? Because it’s close to the Hilton hotel and the Paddington station. There are a few hotels around there and tons of visitors each day.

    Prostitution is legal over in Geneva but the law is more complicated here, are the police going to be okay with this idea?

    The first Fellatio Café will open in Geneva, where everything related to this activity is legal. After the success of this news, BumPix got in touch with us to launch this concept in the UK, so our lawyer is currently setting everything up to be sure that the concept will be legal in the UK as well.

    When London got a (not even sexualised) naked restaurant there was a waiting list of 50,000, are you prepared for how popular this cafe could be given the capital's appetite for sex? Will you be able to meet the demand?

    The location is going to be like more or less 150m²... If the café is a success, it will be hard to handle the massive interest. We already have plans to deploy a franchise to duplicate the concept all over England.

    How did you decide on the pairing of coffee and blow jobs? Why not, say, ice cream?

    We’re not going to serve any alcohol, just coffee, and then we will also serve some pastries, sandwiches etc. Everyone drinks coffee, it’s social. Nowadays, ice cream is not the most popular product because of dieting. People want to practice sport, eat healthy etc.

    This idea comes from Pattaya [In Thailand], where we saw this kind of café a few years ago.

    What will the decor/atmosphere be like in the cafés? There will be booths, presumably?

    It will be a café like others, plus two booths for shy people. In Switzerland, booths are not allowed anymore. We are talking with the UK police to fix that for the shy guys.

    Décor will be white, black and pink with some baroque-style chairs.

    Will the sex workers serve the coffee too, or will you have baristas/waiters for that?

    A waitress is going to serve the coffee. Sex workers are only going to touch the clients' genitalia.

    How much will all this cost the customer?

    I think this is going to be the most expensive coffee in the UK! £50 is the base, then if the fellatio is long, over 15 min, extras are going to be added: £10 per 15min.

    Have you had much interest from escorts wanting to work in the cafés?

    Of course, a few UK escorts did contact me when the newspapers first reported this concept. They know how to do good service so it is obviously our main collaborator target.

    There's a strong case for legalising prostitution - allowing people to do whatever they want with their bodies, consensually - and properly regulated prostitution would be much safer for sex workers. Many will claim, though, that the idea of customers getting fellated by women while drinking coffee is misogynistic, what do you say to that? Will female customers be welcome, for a little cunnilingus and coffee?

    It’s not scheduled for women at the moment. This question is frequently asked and we are gonna think about it later on. If there is a real demand, we will do the necessary.


    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #1 - August 13, 2016, 09:42 PM

     Cheesy

    This is promising.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #2 - August 13, 2016, 09:49 PM

    We're becoming more like Japan every day.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #3 - August 13, 2016, 09:54 PM

    Well I don't doubt they'll be able to start it in Geneva. But London won't get it, because you guys can't have good things.  Tongue

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #4 - August 13, 2016, 09:59 PM

    I need to go to that Cat Cafe

    Damnnnnn
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #5 - August 13, 2016, 10:02 PM

    If you want to audition for the blowjob cafe I'm happy to let you practise on me.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #6 - August 13, 2016, 10:16 PM

    Sounds like a blast.
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #7 - August 13, 2016, 10:26 PM

     Wink

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #8 - August 13, 2016, 10:50 PM

    Western liberalism: Because your women need to take off their niqabs and give us a blow job.

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #9 - August 13, 2016, 11:30 PM

    If you want to audition for the blowjob cafe I'm happy to let you practise on me.

    No thanks  Roll Eyes
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #10 - August 14, 2016, 12:49 AM

    Western liberalism: Because your women need to take off their niqabs and give us a blow job.

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


    What does this have anything to do with women in niqabs? I'm honestly very confused.

    Also, what's so wrong about blowjobs? I think the degrading thing is the way it seems to be presented, more than anything. But hijabs, blowjobs? You're tangentializing here, Absurdist.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #11 - August 14, 2016, 12:58 AM

    Give me a way that a cafe where men can go get blow jobs from women can be presented as a symbol of women's empowerment.
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #12 - August 14, 2016, 01:07 AM

    Women can get cunnilingus from men at the same cafe? I know, it's not actually how things are there, which is why I said that this idea is being presented in a way to be viewed badly.

    I also think that sex positive attitudes in general society, western or otherwise, are not advanced enough for such a thing to not really carry baggage associated with most forms of female sex work. So yeah, it's probably not actually going to be the coolest thing in practice.

    On the other hand I don't find the imagery of the thing to be as degrading, as I find it absolutely absurd. Hence why I found it to have comic potential.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #13 - August 14, 2016, 04:01 AM

    Western liberalism: Because your women need to take off their niqabs and give us a blow job.

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #14 - August 14, 2016, 06:30 AM

    Western liberalism: Because your women need to take off their niqabs and give us a blow job.

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


    As if women are not sexualized enough....

    But if they actually have gay servers along with male ones to serve women and gays, then whatever.

    lol @ Mia Khalifa
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #15 - August 14, 2016, 09:55 AM

    Western liberalism: Because your women need to take off their niqabs and give us a blow job.

     Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


    Because blowjob cafes are the stated goals of female empowerment and western liberalism.

     Roll Eyes

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #16 - August 14, 2016, 10:22 AM

     Afro  Cheesy

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #17 - August 17, 2016, 05:13 PM

    When your coffee is so terrible,  you have to compensate with blowjobs.
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #18 - August 19, 2016, 10:03 AM

  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #19 - August 22, 2016, 04:08 PM

    Getting a blow job whilst drinking a hot coffee ....there's got to be health and safety issues with this.
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #20 - August 23, 2016, 01:25 AM

    Women can get cunnilingus from men at the same cafe?



    I was wondering if females could receive oral sex but the cafe caters to males. Stupid idea. pccoffee

    turnipovich
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #21 - August 23, 2016, 08:46 AM

    ^ open your own cafe - CafeCunt - and let the market forces dictate.  Cheesy

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #22 - August 23, 2016, 01:28 PM

     Cheesy
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #23 - August 23, 2016, 05:00 PM

    Hmm let me count  boy everyone is laughing here   .. So who is the prophet here??

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zUvSHWjVoI


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #24 - August 23, 2016, 06:36 PM

    ^ open your own cafe - CafeCunt - and let the market forces dictate.  Cheesy


    CafeCunt is an amazing name! Need to copyright this.. I doubt any male (or female) would do the hard work though.

    turnipovich
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #25 - August 23, 2016, 09:15 PM

    CafeCunt is an amazing name! Need to copyright this..........

    what ?   Huh?  no..no.. noooo..

    you can not do that .,   I am going to call my lawyer   finmad finmad  


    well no more lawyers... i change the name ..  steal it from IncePtion

    I already wrote a page of a book I  started  writing  with a heading Origins of Time and its relation with  ~Cafe Cunninlingus  

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #26 - August 23, 2016, 10:23 PM

    ~Cafe Cunninlingus ~

    That sounds more fancy  Cheesy
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #27 - August 23, 2016, 11:26 PM

    So long as I'm the sleeping partner....

    Oooo er Matron!  mysmilie_977

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #28 - November 27, 2016, 02:48 PM

    It will be awesome and a big turn on if i get blown under the table by my girlfriend or a wife or a date in a cafe(or restaurant) but the idea of paying for the blowjob under the table and having coffee doesnt sit well with me. Is she gonna blow me with or without a condom?. if its the former, i would say that's a waste of money as i dont enjoy getting blown with a condom but if its the latter then the risk of contracting STDs could be discouraging for me.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Blowjob Cafe
     Reply #29 - November 27, 2016, 07:32 PM

    Lol, true dat. Always thinking of the pertinent issues, Cato.  Cheesy

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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