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  • Question: Watching Porn Is Healthy?  (Voting closed: September 16, 2016, 04:09 AM)
  • Yes - 7 (77.8%)
  • No - 2 (22.2%)
  • I don't know - 0 (0%)
  • Total Voters: 9

 Topic: Is Sex bad ?

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  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #60 - May 24, 2016, 01:36 PM

    This sort of thing is what limericks are for.

    Not the nice polite ones, like this one:

    There was a young man called Skinner
    who took a young gal out to dinner
    the dinner went fine,
    by half past nine,
    it was in her, the dinner not Skinner

    Or this other one, which papers over it artfully:

    The Anglican Dean of Hong Kong
    Had a thing that's twelve inches long.
    He thought that the waiters,
    were admiring his gaiters,
    when he went to the loo, he was wrong

    Or even this to-the-business at hand one:

    A young bride and groom of Australia
    Remarked as they joined genitalia,
    ‘Though the system seems odd,
    We are thankful that God
    Developed the genus Mammalia'

    OK, maybe this would even though sex talk is rarely about sex:

    When Carol was told about sex
    She said, ‘Mother, it sounds so complex.
    D’you mean you and father
    Went through all that palaver
    And I’m just the after-effects?

    Hmmm. Not quite there yet;

    According to old Sigmund Freud,
    Life is seldom enjoyed
    As in human coition
    (in any position)
    With the usual organs employed

    No. Not that either;

    There was a young lady called Wilde
    Who kept herself quite undefiled;
    By thinking of Jesus,
    Contagious diseases,
    And the bother of having a child

    The thing with the form is that it needs to be more than risqué. It ought to be downright filthy. That’s why it’s subversive.

    There was a young fellow named Chris
    Whose sex life was sadly amiss,
    For even with Venus
    His recalcitrant penis
    Would seldom do better than t
                                                       h
                                                        i
                                                        s.

    So, you see, I’m not quite sure how far should I push it without breaching taste. But you get the idea and a total of seven is enough.
  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #61 - May 24, 2016, 02:30 PM

    Also, the amount of sperm in your body has no direct link to your physical or mental health, and if you don't get rid of sperm in a normal way, then it will leave in your urine, according to the gays I've talked to. But if you're still worried about the amount of sperm in your body being too low, there's an app for that!! It's called Grindr--just download it and very soon you'll have a string of sperm donors arriving at your door to help.


    I don't need sperm from fags.
    I can produce my own and store too.

    The more fluid you have in your testicles, more stronger you are.
    But you don't have balls to experience this phenomena. Cheesy

    Don't talk to gays, talk to straight men.

    It's not just about sperm or semen, it is about the burst of energy which is also released through ejaculation.

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #62 - May 24, 2016, 02:33 PM

    Gays don't have semen hence they can't understand this belief of yours that using it weakens you?   wacko

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #63 - May 24, 2016, 03:02 PM

    I was talking to "Gal from usa".

    I said I don't need sperm from gays.

    Gays do have semen.

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #64 - May 24, 2016, 03:04 PM

    :big whooshing noises as a huge portal opens and I ascend from it:

    WHO HAS SUMMONED THE FORUM ASEXUAL!?

    Now that I have been summoned here from the darkness, I must explain to you the objective truth about sexuality from the perspective you seek, but cannot attain: That of an outsider!

    Sexuality has existed since epochs before mankind. For millions of years, the ancestors of humans used sexual reproduction, and they felt no shame. Looking at all of our closest living relatives will clearly demonstrate that. Adam and Eve did not exist, and so we do not know when mankind first realized that they were naked and felt ashamed. Shame seems to have developed to help us better relate to each other in our more complex social networks.

    Sexuality, in itself, is not shameful. It is the driving force that has kept our species alive. Like a blind man can only understand the color blue as wavelengths of light falling within a certain numerical range and can't experience the emotions related to it, I can't fully comprehend the reasons why, but I do understand that sex is pleasurable to most of the population. I do understand that the allure of sex must be strong to have kept our species alive because for thousands of years, because there were no sanitary hospitals in which to give birth, there was no effective treatment for many of the ailments that occur during and immediately after pregnancy, and infant/mother mortality was astonishingly high. There must be something extremely powerful about the urge to have sex to have kept our ancestors doing it for so long despite the high mortality associated with reproduction.

    And yet, they felt shame. Why? Perhaps because at the same time that strange forces that drove them to form complex social networks, drove them to create cities and empires, expansive trade routes and new forms of transportation, other forces drove them to want to avoid awkward social interactions and pain; perhaps they were afraid that by their own actions, they would destroy the very social order that they had spent so much effort to build. In a world where resources were scarce and famine, sickness, and death, were always looming over their heads, perhaps our ancestors feared that it would be their own strongest passions that would kill them and sought to rigidly control the one part of their lives they thought they could. Perhaps they thought that by controlling society on the smallest scale, on the scale of what two people may or may not do, they could ensure that the gods would favor them in things that were out of their control, in warding off famines and infant mortality and plague.

    Sexuality is not, in itself, wrong. Sexuality is a tool used to propagate the species. We have other tools available to us now, but our ancestors didn't, and we are not far enough removed from them in the number of generations that have passed for sexuality to have diminished in the general population. I hate when people say things like "I think there are more asexuals/homosexuals today because..." (insert crazy conspiracy theory: DARPA, women's liberation, chemtrails, you name it). That's not how it works. There are more people being *open* about it today, but from what we can tell based on the populations of other mammals, homosexuality at least is fairly constant in the population. Asexuality is harder to test for because female asexuals in the populations of other species probably won't have less sex than males of their species, and male asexuals probably just ignore sex totally and therefore don't reproduce. However, I think it is wrong to term sex between two animals where one does not seem to want to be having sex as "rape", because rape implies a denial of consent, and as far as we can tell no other animals on earth have the concept of other people/animals having minds separate from their own (basically, although some understand how questions work and will answer questions, none have ever been observed to ask questions, apparently because they don't realize that other individuals have independent experience and thoughts--being able to recognize that other people have experiences, perspectives, and motives separate from one's own seems to be uniquely human).

    But yet all that being said, I am openly against sexuality and think that the human race would be better off replacing it with something else. My reasons why are not based on morality or on the inherent uncleanliness of sex. They are based on the fact that humans, apparently uniquely on our planet, have the concept of consent. We have both the concept of us intending to deny consent and others being able to violate that denial of consent. We, seemingly uniquely, can experience long-term suffering as a result of our autonomy being violated. We, seemingly uniquely, feel a need to punish those who cause this harm. We also are the only species on the planet that has such dangerous childbirth--the heads of human babies are larger than the birth canal of human women and all humans who give birth experience permanent scarring, a lot of which is potentially very dangerous to long term health. And we, certainly uniquely, have the option to develop new ways of reproduction. For these reasons, I think it would be objectively better to move reproduction outside the human body into some kind of artificial womb. There are certain logistical problems in the way of that being a realistic solution (at the risk of using technobabble, we'd more than likely need some kind of "bio-mimetic" substance that would be programmable with the DNA of the at least one of the genetic donors/parents so that it wouldn't reject the fetus outright).

    I also believe, although on a more subjective level, that removing sexuality would be good for the species as a whole, but I don't believe that trying to force my views on to a population that is made entirely of the descendants of those who used sexual reproduction as their exclusive reproductive strategy for millions of years would provide good results. I think the best thing to do would be to reduce the importance of sexuality by making it an optional accessory instead of a standard feature, and I don't believe that any progress will be made on that front until reproduction is moved outside the human body.


    Good Post.
     Afro

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #65 - June 01, 2016, 09:20 PM

    Guide for Sperm Retention
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVm3tHsZr3Q

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #66 - June 01, 2016, 09:52 PM

    This sort of thing is what limericks are for.

    Not the nice polite ones, like this one:

    There was a young man called Skinner
    who took a young gal out to dinner
    the dinner went fine,
    by half past nine,
    it was in her, the dinner not Skinner

    Or this other one, which papers over it artfully:

    The Anglican Dean of Hong Kong
    Had a thing that's twelve inches long.
    He thought that the waiters,
    were admiring his gaiters,
    when he went to the loo, he was wrong

    Or even this to-the-business at hand one:

    A young bride and groom of Australia
    Remarked as they joined genitalia,
    ‘Though the system seems odd,
    We are thankful that God
    Developed the genus Mammalia'

    OK, maybe this would even though sex talk is rarely about sex:

    When Carol was told about sex
    She said, ‘Mother, it sounds so complex.
    D’you mean you and father
    Went through all that palaver
    And I’m just the after-effects?

    Hmmm. Not quite there yet;

    According to old Sigmund Freud,
    Life is seldom enjoyed
    As in human coition
    (in any position)
    With the usual organs employed

    No. Not that either;

    There was a young lady called Wilde
    Who kept herself quite undefiled;
    By thinking of Jesus,
    Contagious diseases,
    And the bother of having a child

    The thing with the form is that it needs to be more than risqué. It ought to be downright filthy. That’s why it’s subversive.

    There was a young fellow named Chris
    Whose sex life was sadly amiss,
    For even with Venus
    His recalcitrant penis
    Would seldom do better than t
                                                       h
                                                        i
                                                        s.

    So, you see, I’m not quite sure how far should I push it without breaching taste. But you get the idea and a total of seven is enough.

    There was a young couple named Bright
    Who fucked much faster than light.
    They started one day
    In the relative way
    And came on the previous night.

    There was a young girl from Lahore
    Who'd lie on a rug on the floor.
    In a manner uncanny
    She'd wiggle her fanny
    And drain your balls dry to the core.
  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #67 - June 01, 2016, 10:11 PM

    There was a young couple named Bright
    Who fucked much faster than light.
    They started one day
    In the relative way
    And came on the previous night.

    There was a young girl from Lahore
    Who'd lie on a rug on the floor.
    In a manner uncanny
    She'd wiggle her fanny
    And drain your balls dry to the core.


    Lahore is the second largest city of Pakistan, and capital of Punjab province of Pakistan.

    "Drain your balls"
    That's very painful.
    You will feel pain in your bones.
    you will need to drink lot of milk after that.

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #68 - June 02, 2016, 10:59 PM

    "There was a young man from Nantuckit . . .
    Who never quite knew how to . . ?"



  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #69 - June 02, 2016, 11:01 PM

    "There was a young man from Nantuckit . . .
    Who never quite knew how to . . ?"


    It was you ?

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #70 - June 03, 2016, 01:30 AM

    My favorite:

    There was a young women named Jill
    Who fucked dynamite for a thrill
    They found her vagina, In North Carolina,
    and bits of her tits in Brazil
  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #71 - June 03, 2016, 01:44 AM

    ^ There are loads ( I know hundreds!) but surely the most suitable to the OP is this one below?

    A finicky man from Australia
    With the ladies was largely a failure.
    He said, "Sex maybe fun,
    But in the long run
    It will damage my fine genitalia

  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #72 - June 03, 2016, 03:53 PM

    ^ There are loads ( I know hundreds!) but surely the most suitable to the OP is this one below?

    A finicky man from Australia
    With the ladies was largely a failure.
    He said, "Sex maybe fun,
    But in the long run
    It will damage my fine genitalia




    Mr. Wahhabist
     Huh? rant tickedoff furious Believe that crap

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Is Sex bad ?
     Reply #73 - June 03, 2016, 09:14 PM

    Well this thread has taken a turn towards the awesome!  Cheesy

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Watching Porn Is Healthy?
     Reply #74 - June 08, 2016, 03:43 AM

    I am single, 26.male.
    Doesn't have any girl friend or wife yet.
    Doesn't have any active sexual relationship.

    So in these circumstances watching Porn and ejaculation to porn is healthy?

    I am asking because there is too many stuff against porn online.

    And I don't watch porn and don't ejaculate excessively. At least I consider it less in frequency. My frequency is 10 to 14 days.

    How much porn and ejaculation is excessive?

    And excessive porn and ejaculation is bad ?

    I think you have some problem.
    Every thing I post, looks weird to you.


  • Watching Porn Is Healthy?
     Reply #75 - June 08, 2016, 05:03 AM

    If you ain't got a girlfriend,watch and wank.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Watching Porn Is Healthy?
     Reply #76 - June 08, 2016, 05:56 AM

    I am single, 26.male.
    Doesn't have any girl friend or wife yet.
    Doesn't have any active sexual relationship.

    So in these circumstances watching Porn and ejaculation to porn is healthy?

    I am asking because there is too many stuff against porn online.

    And I don't watch porn and don't ejaculate excessively. At least I consider it less in frequency. My frequency is 10 to 14 days.

    How much porn and ejaculation is excessive?

    And excessive porn and ejaculation is bad ?

    Fap to your heart's content. 'Tis the month of haramadan.  Wink

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Watching Porn Is Healthy?
     Reply #77 - June 08, 2016, 08:23 AM

    And excessive porn and ejaculation is bad ?

    The latest sex oriented threat to humanity is called "Porn-Induced Sexual Dysfunction".
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2051902/Men-use-internet-porn-likely-hopeless-bedroom.html
    In short: If you masturbate a lot and do it to porn that can give you problems with you sex drive and/or erectile dysfunction... Which you cure quickly by simply stopping the naughty for a couple of weeks, should that occur.
  • Watching Porn Is Healthy?
     Reply #78 - June 08, 2016, 01:46 PM

    But remember to do it right!

    Seven times a day in the direction of Las Vegas.

    May the hairy hands of John Holmes (WAPHH) and H.C. Andersen (OWAWHW) rest mildly upon you.
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