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  • Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..
     OP - January 22, 2016, 08:12 PM

    Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..

    I read Quran innumerable times here and there by picking and choosing some verses from some chapters., So reading it one more time is not going be that difficult. And I am going to read my way.. and that is going be in the revelation order. Not only that,  we are in 21st century and we know well how important is filtering.  We need to filter air to breath and we need filter water to drink so I am going to use filter on these so called religious books and this forum good for reading filtered Quran. For now I am writing verses of Quran in the  revelation order but later we will make them in to CHAPTERS ....114  of them .. the way the fools of early Islam made in to book that  we still follow the same silly order .. the  stupid order.,   Trust me CEMB  Quran  will be better and will be in a better order than what we see now in that silly book that was put together way after the death of the FIRST PROPHET OF ISLAM.. Not only Muslim folks any fuckker could read it and use it praying Allah everyday .. why only allah?? hell you can use the verses in folder for praying any god....any allah..

    So let me start  putting together another folder of Quran..
    Quote
    001: Read in the name of your Lord Who created.
    002 : Read and your Lord is Most Honorable
    003 : Surely your Lord best knows him who errs from His way, and He best knows the followers of the right course.
    004: Surely those who guard (against evil) shall have with their Lord gardens of bliss.
    005: Shall We then treat the People of Faith like the People of Sin?
    006 : What is the matter with you? How do you judge?
    007 : But it is nothing less than a Message to all the worlds.
    008: O you who have wrapped up in your garments!
    009: Rise to pray in the night except a little,
    010: Half of it, or lessen it a little,
    011: Or add to it, and recite the Quran as it ought to be recited.
    012: Surely We will make to light upon you a weighty Word.
    013: Surely the rising by night is the firmest way to tread and the best corrective of speech.
    014: Surely you have in the day time a long occupation.
    015: And remember the name of your Lord and devote yourself to Him with (exclusive) devotion.
    016: The Lord of the East and the West-- there is no god but He-- therefore take Him for a protector.
    017: And bear patiently what they say and avoid them with a becoming avoidance.
    018: And leave Me and the rejecters, the possessors of ease and plenty, and respite them a little.
    019 Surely with Us are heavy fetters and a flaming fire,
    020: And food that chokes and a painful punishment,

    ****************************************************************


    I guess 40 lines will be good enough to make nice praying song/sonnet..  Well that  is my Quran., Off course I AM NOT A FOOL like those useless fools who made it as a book and who never read it after putting it together., So I am going reorder those verses to make rhyming sonnet..   Hmm 40 verses is too big.. may be I should make 20 verse chapter

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..
     Reply #1 - January 22, 2016, 08:38 PM

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    021: On the day when the earth and the mountains shall quake and the mountains shall become (as) heaps of sand let loose.
    022: Surely We have sent to you a Messenger, a witness against you, as We sent a messenger to Firon.
    023: How, then, will you guard yourselves, if you disbelieve, on the day which shall make children grey-headed?
    024: The heaven shall rend asunder thereby; His promise is ever brought to fulfillment.
    025: Surely this is a reminder, then let him, who will take the way to his Lord.
    026: O you who are clothed!
    027: Arise and warn,
    028: And your Lord do magnify,
    029 And your garments do purify,
    030: And uncleanness do shun,
    031: And bestow not favors that you may receive again with increase,
    032: And for the sake of your Lord, be patient.
    033:  For when the trumpet is sounded,
    034:  That, at that time, shall be a difficult day,
    035:  Nay; I swear by the moon,
    036:  And the night when it departs,
    037: And the daybreak when it shines;
    038: Surely it (hell) is one of the gravest (misfortunes),
    039: A warning to mortals,
    040:; To him among you who wishes to go forward or remain behind.


    Hmm That size is readable and look better

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..
     Reply #2 - January 25, 2016, 07:44 PM

    well let me add more to those verse I could  read from Quran without bothering any one who lives on this earth.. These verses will not bother Muslims/non-Muslims/ex-Muslims /infidels /Idolaters /Christians /Jews /Pagans/ ...  dogs/cats/rats........... anyone and everyone can read these verses without hurting and without insulting anyone on this earth.  AND THEY ARE FROM QURAN..

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    0041:  Every soul is held in pledge for what it earns,
    0042; In gardens, they shall ask each other
    0043; About the guilty:
    0044; What has brought you into hell?
    0045; They shall say: We were not of those who prayed;
    0046; And we used not to feed the poor;
    0047; And we used to enter into vain discourse with those who entered into vain discourses.
    0048; And we used to call the day of judgment a lie;
    0049; Till death overtook us.
    0050;  So the intercession of intercessors shall not avail them.
    0051; What is then the matter with them, that they turn away from the admonition
    0052;  As if they were asses taking fright
    0053; That had fled from a lion?
    0054; Nay; every one of them desires that he may be given pages spread out;
    0055; Nay! but they do not fear the hereafter.
    0056; Nay! it is surely an admonition.
    0057;  So whoever pleases may mind it.
    0058; And they will not mind unless Allah please. He is worthy to be feared and worthy to forgive.


    I like those verses

    0041:  Every soul is held in pledge for what it earns,
    0042; In gardens, they shall ask each other
    0043; About the guilty:
    0044; What has brought you into hell?
    0045; They shall say: We were not of those who prayed;
    0046; And we used not to feed the poor;
    0047; And we used to enter into vain discourse with those who entered into vain discourses.

    well even hell has garden in my Quran., people who don't pray  is ok.. who go on discussing useless subjects is ok..  I too will recommend allah to send them to hell .. off course there will be a garden in hell where they can sit and chat..

    But but for rascals who don't feed the poor .. I WILL PUT THEM IN HELL AND WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO ENTER IN TO THE GARDEN... So I think I am going to suggest to allah to make different hells .. One hell for all is not right.. we need two hellls .. one with garden and another without garden... No garden for Rascals

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..
     Reply #3 - January 26, 2016, 02:06 AM

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    0059 : In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
    0060: All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
    0061: The Beneficent, the Merciful.
    0062:  Master of the Day of Judgment.
    0063: Thee do we serve and Thee do we beseech for help.
    0064: Keep us on the right path.
    0065: Read in the name of your Lord Who created.
    0066:He created man from a clot.
    0067: Read and your Lord is Most Honorable,
    0068: Who taught (to write) with the pen
    0069: Taught man what he knew not.
    0070: Nay! man is most surely inordinate,
    0071: Because he sees himself free from want.
    0072 : Surely to your Lord is the return.
    0073: Have you seen him who forbids

    Hmm That is nice.. they are good verses., no  harm done to any one.. and every one one can read .. In fact this Quran in this post  can be read by all believers from any religion.. pray god.. pray allah.. pray whatever ..  anyways this Quran has no chapters but songs/sonnets/singalong/sing together words., Off course we can  it sound  better inserting rhyming words here and there..  

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..
     Reply #4 - February 08, 2016, 12:56 PM

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    0074: I swear by the early hours of the day,
    0075: And the night when it covers with darkness.
    0076:Your Lord has not forsaken you, nor has He become displeased,
    0077:And surely what comes after is better for you than that which has gone before. 0078:And soon will your Lord give you so that you shall be well pleased.
    0079:Did He not find you an orphan and give you shelter?
    0080:And find you lost and guide  ?
    0081: And find you in want and make you to be free from want?
     0082:Therefore, as for the orphan, do not oppress .
     0083:And as for him who asks, do not chide ,
     0084:And as for the favor of your Lord, do announce
    .

    damn I like whole thing.. whole surah . THAT SURAH HAS NO HOLES.. I can read that in any religious place.. that is wonderful Quran...  

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Well Let me read Quran again.... My way..The filtered way..
     Reply #5 - February 08, 2016, 01:00 PM

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    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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