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     OP - August 01, 2015, 07:22 PM
    This Ramadan has made me realise that Allah and everything in the Quran is all real!

    Repent my brothers and sisters, before it's too late!

    Jokes aside, hope you people are doing OK. I was in a Middle Eastern country for Ramadan so I totally avoided CEMB.
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     Reply #1 - August 01, 2015, 07:27 PM
    Welcome back Descent!  grin12
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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     Reply #2 - August 01, 2015, 07:43 PM
    Hey Descent,  Afro
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     Reply #3 - August 01, 2015, 07:52 PM
    The physics guy is back  Wink
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     Reply #4 - August 01, 2015, 08:47 PM
    Quote from: Descent on August 01, 2015, 07:22 PM
    This Ramadan has made me realise that Allah and everything in the Quran is all real!

    Repent my brothers and sisters, before it's too late!


    Lol you had me going for a moment there, thought the latest crazy fundie had found their way to the site and with a morbid type interest I was checking to see what kind of car crash thread might be in store.
    Anyway welcome back and Eid Mubarak to you bruv. Smiley
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     Reply #5 - August 01, 2015, 09:49 PM
    I was musing about defeating jinn earlier - my argument went as follows.

    Doing anything haram is caused by jinn.

    Jinn do not like hot chillies

    Therefore eating hot chillies for breakfast keeps jinn away.

    They are therefore not around to make gambling, drinking and eating pork haram allowing you to do these things.....
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Repent!
     Reply #6 - August 02, 2015, 01:02 AM
    Quote from: INcePtion on August 01, 2015, 07:52 PM
    The physics guy is back  Wink


    IIRC someone registered as Physics Guy a few weeks back and never posted, but whatever, Descent is so much better. Welcome back, Descent.  dance
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     Reply #7 - August 02, 2015, 01:06 AM
     Cheesy so many physics guys there?

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     Reply #8 - August 02, 2015, 12:11 PM
    I'm still waiting for someone to register as Bill Wi the Science Fi.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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     Reply #9 - August 02, 2015, 12:19 PM
    I'm waiting for someone to sign up as Iua with an uppercase i and confuse everyone.
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     Reply #10 - August 02, 2015, 12:25 PM
    Ooh, I should get a friend of mine to do that. It could be super fun!  dance
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Repent!
     Reply #11 - August 02, 2015, 02:15 PM
    Quote from: lua on August 02, 2015, 12:19 PM
    I'm waiting for someone to sign up as Iua with an uppercase i and confuse everyone.

    well as long that "Iua" doesn't write two pages for a simple few words response I am OK with  iua or Lua...   just kidding... but what happened to you lua? you stopped posting those two pages responses after you started bossing over guys....  lol....
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Repent!
     Reply #12 - August 02, 2015, 02:28 PM
    Grin Maybe iua would be my long-response translator into a TL;DR version.

    Also, I got a full-time job and that's seriously cutting into my rambling time.
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     Reply #13 - August 02, 2015, 02:41 PM
    Quote from: lua on August 02, 2015, 02:28 PM
    .................

    Also, I got a full-time job and ............. my rambling time.

    ....That is very god news lua...... make full use of it and fly high.. and rumble there at work place....  NO RAMBLING.. but  rumbling...

    with best wishes
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Repent!
     Reply #14 - August 02, 2015, 02:43 PM
     Thank you sign
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