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  • Farsideology
     OP - December 10, 2014, 04:52 PM
    http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Farsideology:_Lesson_8_-_The_Jinn

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    Children, today we will study scientifically the Jinn of Islam using the holy Quran and the Hadiths as source material. From the Quran life on Earth is divided into three major branches – the animal kingdom, the plant kingdom, and the spirit kingdom. The Jinn are a member of the spirit kingdom. After we recite the following verse 20 times (Sunan Abu Dawud Book 1, No. 6), I will lecture on ten characteristics of the Jinn.


     Children reciting in unison :

    The Apostle of Allah said: These privies are frequented by the jinns and devils. So when anyone amongst you goes there, he should say: "I seek refuge in Allah from male and female devils." (source)





    Species name of the Jinn

    The word Jinn is an abbreviation for the formal Latin name of Menjinntus. The Jinn are invisible to humans and come in three varieties (source) -- the flying type, a type that looks like snakes or dogs, and a type that stops for a rest then resumes its journey. There is a difference between UFO sightings which are inventions of the human mind as compared to the flying Jinn which are creations of Allah.  


    Domicile of the Jinn

    The Jinn live in holes in the ground in which you should never urinate. (source) As a special project for our class, we will dig holes in the school yard this Saturday to provide dwellings for the homeless Jinn. We shall call our project, “ Habitat for Jinn.”



    This is wonderful Thank you!

    It makes me wonder if actually Islam is very very weak and uses bluster and threat to assert alleged control.



    Some very gentle humour surely would have huge effects.

    Setting up a society for the protection, care and shelter of Jinn?

    Adopt a jinn?

    A new toy series like pokemon?....
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Farsideology
     Reply #1 - December 10, 2014, 04:59 PM
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    Homework Assignment

    According to the verse below there is a Jinn attached to you right now. Introduce yourself to the Jinn. Be kind to your Jinn. Talk to your Jinn daily. Give your Jinn a name. Write a 1000 word essay describing your relationship with your Jinn. Turn the essay in tomorrow.

    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Farsideology
     Reply #2 - December 10, 2014, 08:37 PM
    Did you know that I'm the current Djinn wrestling champion?

    Muhammad wrestled a Djinn and tied him to a pillar. I took out a Djinn with a single chair shot, then the People's Elbow followed by a Five Star Frog Splash off the top rope. 1...2...3!!!

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Farsideology
     Reply #3 - December 14, 2014, 09:31 PM
    Smileys make the lesson.  Smiley

    My next post in Farsideology will deal will the unclean in Islam.

    Enjoy the lesson!
    Farside of wikiislam and FFI
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