Hello and Logitical Question
Reply #9 - October 26, 2014, 01:30 AM
First step is being checked out by the Council of Ex-Muslims. You'll be submitted to a lie detector test to check for taqiyya. If you pass that, you'll be put through a thorough physical and mental evaluation to make sure you are indeed fit to join the soldiers of kaffir. After that you'll be required to sign a contract promising your soul to Iblis. Non muslims and murtads have a number of personal representatives of the shaytan who work with us in the war against allah. Mine is a jinn called Jimmy. Nice lad. Never need to worry about having a light.
After all this is done Iblis will grant you the powers of a jew, which means, like a born jew, you'll be able to steal the souls of babes, turn water into wine, fly on a broomstick, and of course deny that islam is the one true religion. Though you don't rely on jew magic alone. You will be issued a glock 17, an AK-47, a hell sword (a blade forged in hell's armoury) and a standard swiss army knife. After that, all that's left is getting your first orders.
Welcome to the dark side. Congratulations on taking your first step to becoming another soldier in the fight against all that is good.
`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'