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 Topic: Personal blog.

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  • Personal blog.
     OP - August 26, 2014, 07:44 PM

    So I decided to share 2 poems and 2 stories with the internet, more coming on the way.
    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #1 - August 26, 2014, 08:07 PM

    Like the latest poem.  Afro

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #2 - August 26, 2014, 08:08 PM

    Thanks asbie. Afro
    Would you mind giving your opinion on the stories as well?

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #3 - August 26, 2014, 08:13 PM

    They seem right up my alley. My brain isn't fully engaged at the moment though. You also have a habit of introducing characters and events very quickly, but maybe that's just my slow brain again.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #4 - August 26, 2014, 08:30 PM

    yeah, I was a bit rushed today, people turn up at the most unexpected times in my home.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #5 - August 28, 2014, 05:07 PM

    I like hash browns.
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #6 - August 30, 2014, 10:45 AM

    Dashing bastard saga part 2!
    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #7 - August 30, 2014, 12:22 PM

    Please could you critique so I can know how to improve.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #8 - September 04, 2014, 11:40 AM

    New poem.
    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/2014/09/04/even-even-oh-fuck-it-its-poetry/

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #9 - September 04, 2014, 03:33 PM

    Not bad. Not bad at all.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #10 - September 04, 2014, 11:06 PM

    pls, finish the story HB!  finmad i wanna know more...

    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #11 - September 05, 2014, 05:56 AM

    It's a continuous story so it will probably go on until I'm tired of it, however the Mir arc will probably last two more parts.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #12 - September 07, 2014, 01:14 PM

    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/
    Dashing bastard part 3 and Dashing bastard side story
    There is some British slang here so here's some translations.
    innit = is it not?
    Blud= Brother
    G=Gangster
    Bu'ers/ butters= Ugly

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #13 - September 16, 2014, 09:34 PM

    A new poem.
    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/2014/09/16/charming/
    I feel as though there should be a WARNING of sorts as it covers a disturbing subject matter. So here's another WARNING.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #14 - September 16, 2014, 10:00 PM

    I really like this bit:
    ' ...life pressured me to find another queen
    I battled dragons, killed armies for love
    I reached her door and lurked into her bed
     Still as a corpse I pecked her lips
     and life reclaimed her…'
     yes

    Hi
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #15 - September 17, 2014, 05:17 AM

    Thank you.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #16 - September 30, 2014, 06:12 AM

    A new poem.
    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/
    For people who care, I am currently on a sort of break from the Dashing bastard series, mostly because college is stressful and i'm re evaluating how i am doing this series usually I post it on the first draft, but now I have created a big plot hole that i am trying to fix, also I am considering not posting the stories on the first draft.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #17 - September 30, 2014, 09:56 PM

     popcorn

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #18 - September 30, 2014, 11:06 PM

    I love the poem: What is love? sooo much. I can feel that one.
    When i feel it, its good. Yep!!

    For god and money devils fight
    Religion holds a beast inside

    Racoon
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #19 - October 06, 2014, 03:51 PM

    http://hashbrowntheillusionist.wordpress.com/2014/10/06/poem-a-day-in-the-life-of-god/
    I just feel so misanthropic today.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #20 - October 06, 2014, 04:24 PM

    A very good read. I was incredibly confused as to who was being talked to until I decided to grow a brain and look at the title.

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #21 - October 06, 2014, 07:11 PM

    Woah, I've somehow overlooked this for a while. So far, it's a really good read. I'll have to finish the rest when I get out for the day, Hash Brown.  dance
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #22 - October 06, 2014, 07:23 PM

    (After she finishes torturing innocent creatures)

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #23 - October 06, 2014, 07:50 PM

    Did you know that lua actually stands for Liquidating all Unique Animals?
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #24 - October 06, 2014, 08:22 PM

    Its also stands as an abbreviation for the german words Lebensraum Ubenzentzer Alle tierea, or lua,which means ''Utterly destroy all animals with a pouch(marsupials)''.

    Chilling indeed.
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #25 - October 06, 2014, 08:56 PM

    i sense a connection here.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #26 - October 06, 2014, 09:20 PM

    Lol Qtain and Skywalker.

    Nice poem Hashtag Brown  Afro

    Shame your God gave up on us. We could do with some more help about now.

    Hi
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #27 - October 07, 2014, 01:31 AM

     Cheesy Okay, but in my defense I feel really bad about it.

    But then, as the husband I missed by a mere 200 years would have said, "Which is worse? The wolf who cries before eating the lamb, or the wolf who does not?" Grin
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #28 - October 07, 2014, 02:58 AM

    Lol. Leo Toltsoy is your type of man? On your recommendation, I will get to know his work better than I currently do...

    Oscar Wilde is my type.

    Hi
  • Personal blog.
     Reply #29 - October 07, 2014, 03:37 AM

    Grin Oscar Wilde might have been prettier and wittier, but...War and Peace! 001_wub
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