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 Topic: Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over

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  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     OP - July 28, 2014, 12:18 AM
    As promised! Let us make a list of thing to do once Ramadan is over:
    1. Eat ya bowl of cereal in the sunny shine morning.
    2. Drink coffee in the morning goddamit.
    3. Eat Eid pastries  yes.
    4. Be able to work out without fainting.
    5. Get Paid cool2.
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #1 - July 28, 2014, 12:23 AM
    .
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #2 - July 28, 2014, 12:31 AM
    Have normal periods.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #3 - July 28, 2014, 12:34 AM
    I just fasted 4 days  Tongue
    For me it diesn't make a difference, but I missed having my morning coffee.
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #4 - July 28, 2014, 12:36 AM
    Tongue
    Just like Johnny Flynn said, the breath I've taken and the one I must to go on.
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #5 - July 28, 2014, 04:34 AM
    Have sex during the day.  Can't believe no ones thought of that one yet.
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  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #6 - July 30, 2014, 02:43 PM
    And have fags during the day too (not that I smoke).
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #7 - July 30, 2014, 03:22 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on July 28, 2014, 12:31 AM
    Have normal periods.

     Cheesy
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #8 - July 30, 2014, 03:41 PM
    Eating a pork hot dog.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #9 - July 30, 2014, 08:57 PM
    Quote from: Nour on July 28, 2014, 04:34 AM
    Have sex during the day.  Can't believe no ones thought of that one yet.


    It is possible to do that without swallowing, or is there a belief something goes in your body, which would also make injections unlawful.

    Technically breathing shouldn't be allowed in day light during ramadan because bacteria do get in the tummy.  

    Rules are rules - since when is the size of something relevant?
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  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #10 - July 30, 2014, 09:04 PM
    The sex thing is because your'e not allowed to have pleasure during fasting, otherwise we'd be doin it all day long in ramadhan to distract us from the pains of starvation lol..  wacko   (think that's right anyway lol)
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #11 - July 30, 2014, 10:31 PM
    You'd be too tired anyway wouldn't you? You need all that energy for important suff like prayer.
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  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #12 - July 31, 2014, 08:51 AM
    What is the purpose of prayer?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #13 - July 31, 2014, 09:53 AM
    To keep fahshaa and fasaad away.

    But really to create a unity and control, especially for menwho must pray in congregation. And to indoctrinate, your entire life focuses around 5 daily prayers.
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  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #14 - July 31, 2014, 09:59 AM
    Don't know, suppose islamic prayer is mostly for conditioning and keeping the community together, well the guys anyway : (   but there's different kinds of prayer, diety worship, veneration of a saint, prophet or Gods,  prayer where you ask/beg the gods grant your wishes true and there's prayer for therapeutic reasons such as meditation and recital, chanting, song, music, dance etc, so many types, most are asscociated with superstition, i think the therapeutic rituals are beneficial though.
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #15 - July 31, 2014, 11:08 AM
    Quote from: suki on July 30, 2014, 09:04 PM
    The sex thing is because your'e not allowed to have pleasure during fasting, otherwise we'd be doin it all day long in ramadhan to distract us from the pains of starvation lol..  wacko   (think that's right anyway lol)


    But why not say it is a form of communion and prayer and giving thanks - it often ends with  praising gods doesn't it?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #16 - July 31, 2014, 12:33 PM
    ^does it ?  lol   but yep we could group it with the therapeutic ritual practice i mentioned above lol  wacko
  • Thing You Can Do Now That Haramadan Is Over
     Reply #17 - July 31, 2014, 07:30 PM
    No more eating in the fitting room!!!!!!!
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