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Reply #60 - July 25, 2014, 05:15 PM

Quote from: Jedi on July 25, 2014, 08:30 AM
Mashallah, beti GP surgery mein qam karti hai aur logo qo galiyan deti hain. Batmeez.

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Reply #61 - July 25, 2014, 11:23 PM

Lol. Nooo i'm not a GP. Lol. allah works in mysterious ways as someone said before coz he couldnt foretell the world but he cud prob tell if he made me a doc i wud have wiped out 80 percent of our patients. Lol. Sorry for swearing ppl. These 'pretend rozay' kind of fucked my mind but woo hoooo just few days to go then i can have my 4 cups of tea a day in peace n itl stop me growling at the patients and 'batameez'?? Main? Lol. U see laatohn kay bhoot baatohn se nhi samajtay so i have to b batameez but only kabhi kabhi. Haha. Btw do u know any more urdu swear words. Theyr quite a turn on. Lol.

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Reply #62 - July 25, 2014, 11:26 PM

O my god (i mean o my allah). Jediiiiiiiii. U called me beti?? Noooooo nahiiiii. Aap ne meray fantasies break kar diay. Lol. Yaar u cud have called me sumthing other than beti. Spoiltsport!!!
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Reply #63 - July 25, 2014, 11:39 PM

Quote from: Qtian on July 25, 2014, 05:15 PM
LOL

The broken urdu... it hurts

That is nothing. I mash up babytalk in four languages and use them like peppercorns in my English. It makes the ears bleed.

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Reply #64 - July 26, 2014, 07:05 PM

My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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Reply #65 - July 27, 2014, 08:51 AM

Quote from: Illusions on July 25, 2014, 11:26 PM
O my god (i mean o my allah). Jediiiiiiiii. U called me beti?? Noooooo nahiiiii. Aap ne meray fantasies break kar diay. Lol. Yaar u cud have called me sumthing other than beti. Spoiltsport!!!
:-)

LOL. No I was impersonating some buddha khusut reading your rant and what his standard reply would be.

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The broken urdu... it hurts

You can thank Madhuri Dixit and Amitabh Bachan for my broken Urdu. I'm what you'd called 'Mirpuri', samjhai lalla?

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Reply #66 - July 27, 2014, 09:31 AM

Yep Jedi. Jahan chaah wahaan raha.

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