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Reply #60 - June 11, 2014, 08:51 PM

I'm tempted to record this with tarteel.

Quote from: happymurtad on February 20, 2013, 01:03 AM
Jibreel had this to say about Dawahman. I thought it was a little harsh, but JB assured me it was completely warranted. I also thought it sounded a little like Surat Ar-Rahman, but JB says that is purely coincidental.

Surat Dawahman
1. DawahMaan
2. He shits in a can
3. He does not have a plan
4. His videos should be banned
5. He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
11. He doth peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan
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Reply #61 - June 11, 2014, 08:54 PM

LOL and then you can send it to him asking of he can give some feedback or points about your tajweed

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Reply #62 - June 11, 2014, 08:54 PM

Quote from: Carefree on June 11, 2014, 07:28 PM
"My wife does not wear hijab
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https://www.facebook.com/dawahman/posts/613280938737897"

Short version: " Do as I say not as I do, haters! "

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Reply #63 - June 11, 2014, 09:59 PM

^

He JUST posted a video on importance of hijaab two hours ago on his fb page.

smh

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Reply #64 - June 11, 2014, 10:27 PM

Dawahman has my vote. The mixture between Islam and his attempts at using pop culture reminds me of older generations attempting to use pop culture when I was young. "You listen to the rap songs? With the homie Gs and bling bling" -My grandfather. While a young man he is isolated from pop culture due to Islam. How can one relate to Eminem when he has rejected everything about his life in favour of his Islamic worldview.
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Reply #65 - June 12, 2014, 04:03 AM

Quote from: TheDarkRebel on June 11, 2014, 08:43 PM

alas muslim marriage is not that simple anymore.

The old pakistani aunties who arrange marriages as a hobby ( alot of those in my family and parents social circle) now ask for a long resume and CV along with a picture and a document with your family history and the resumes of your dad, siblings and grandfather.

And this huge package of info is emailed around the community until someone find you a suitable spouse for their daughter/son.

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how fuck works without shit??

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