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  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #90 - January 02, 2015, 03:42 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on January 02, 2015, 02:01 PM
    Shaykha Cornflower has arrived to enlighten the poor souls of CEMB. There are narrations that forbid Muslims blowing into their morsel, however no threat of disease or cancer. You will be sinning, though, and it might lead you to being punished in hell for such a despicable act. There are several narrations with very stern and serious threats of a definite punishment in hell for those who lie about Mo. "Lying" here implies spreading "narrations" about him which are false, even if it was unknowingly and in "good faith".



    Salam Shaykha Cornflower, I was under the impression that intentions, not actions, are what is punished/rewarded in Islam? Please forgive me if I have entered falsehood.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #91 - January 02, 2015, 06:01 PM
    Intentions are crucial in Islam, however certain actions are punishable in this life and the next irregardless of the intention behind it. For this, there are usually some additional texts to specify the rulings. In this case, there are several narrations that talk about "lying" about Mo even when the liar thinks they are authentic narrations. So we must always be sure to do our research  Afro
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #92 - January 02, 2015, 06:10 PM
    Masallah, Shaykha Cornflower, masallah   Cheesy

    Your knowledge and wisdom is astounding Smiley
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #93 - January 09, 2015, 08:23 PM
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    But who are they though? As a Muslim I will admit I have never attended a mosque and my family is not religious, but if I were to actively start going to mosques would I come into contact with people holding very extremist views?

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  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #94 - January 09, 2015, 08:27 PM
    Friend 1: Apparently every bit of pain you receive in this life means less pain in the hereafter.
    Friend 2:  *Slaps friend 1 across the face*, justifies it by saying that he did friend 1 a favour.
    Me: Laughing.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #95 - January 09, 2015, 08:45 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on January 02, 2015, 06:01 PM
    Intentions are crucial in Islam, however certain actions are punishable in this life and the next irregardless of the intention behind it. For this, there are usually some additional texts to specify the rulings. In this case, there are several narrations that talk about "lying" about Mo even when the liar thinks they are authentic narrations. So we must always be sure to do our research  Afro


    Wait wait....does this include "weak" narrations? So like....the weak narrations in Bukhari and Muslim, do those make Bukhari and Muslim kaffir?  Cheesy Cheesy
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #96 - January 18, 2015, 08:38 PM
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    Post in English-language Pakistani Facebook group about "Koran is on the side of Radical Muslims" (Brigitte Gabriel on FOX, nothing less!)

    Hijabi: Wating for Muslims to answer
    Muslim: Are you not a Muslim?
    Hijabi: I'm a Muslim but not a believer

    wacko
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  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #97 - January 24, 2015, 10:23 PM
    Lack of knowledge or read your Quran or speak to a scholar or even worse don't question Allahs laws

    crazy
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #98 - January 27, 2015, 05:03 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on May 27, 2014, 02:19 PM
    In Istanbul:

    Turkish waiter: Do you want beer?
    Muslim: No, I'm Muslim.
    Turkish waiter: Subhan'Allah brother, so are we. Would you like some champagne instead?


    I love turks lol.


     Cheesy
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #99 - January 28, 2015, 07:24 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VKmsbftMxb4

     Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy

    omg this shit is hilarious. I have heard some of this shit before, but some of it is...wow...didn't anyone think it was ridiculous before they wrote it down?  Huh?
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #100 - January 28, 2015, 07:48 AM
    Wallahi sister, we are not ashamed of our deen. Rasoolullah even taught us how to wipe our arse after taking a dump. Kuffar are dirty, you have no concept of hygiene.What the shaikh said is haqq, allahu akbar!
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #101 - January 28, 2015, 09:20 AM
    A farting Satan.... really
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #102 - January 28, 2015, 02:48 PM
    Quote from: galfromusa on January 28, 2015, 07:24 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VKmsbftMxb4

     Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy

    omg this shit is hilarious. I have heard some of this shit before, but some of it is...wow...didn't anyone think it was ridiculous before they wrote it down?  Huh?


    You're gonna make him leak some serious gas.

    Wtf

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #103 - January 28, 2015, 03:43 PM
    If Mo said anything from those hadiths I bet he was just trying to see how blindly loyal his followers were. He was probably laughing his ass off when they actually did it
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #104 - January 28, 2015, 04:42 PM
    Quote from: Mixu Paatelainen on December 28, 2014, 10:26 AM
    "You wear a hijab and you do (insert unconventional act)?!!", and to a lesser extent "You have a beard and you do (insert unconventinal act)?!!"

    Yeah, that's always annoyed the hell out of me. At least with a hijab you actually have to put it on. With a beard all you need to do is NOT SHAVE. It's the default look for a man unless he does something about it. Why it's seen as a sign of religiosity beats me...
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #105 - January 31, 2015, 05:10 PM
    Quote from: bogart on January 28, 2015, 09:20 AM
    A farting Satan.... really

    Lucifer is so much cooler than Iblis.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #106 - February 01, 2015, 12:21 AM
    Quote from: suki on May 29, 2014, 09:20 AM
    "You look even more beautiful when you wear hijab...  Mashallah"  Wink  yes

    Yeah I have been told like this too by mom, second cousin's mom. :@

    Quote from: happymurtad on September 06, 2014, 03:17 PM
    "Brother that emblem on the pocket of your shirt has a little cross on it. You need to cut that off, akh."

    Reminds me of these:
    "Please cut off the cross on top of the Chess' King"
    "Portugal jersey has a cross!!!"
    Religions + Politics = Problem
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #107 - February 01, 2015, 03:19 AM
    Quote from: suki on May 29, 2014, 09:20 AM
    "You look even more beautiful when you wear hijab...  Mashallah"  Wink  yes


    Well that defeats the purpose of a hijab  Tongue
    turnipovich
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #108 - February 01, 2015, 03:38 PM
    "One day we are going to die and then "
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #109 - February 01, 2015, 04:02 PM
    Quote from: INcePtion on February 01, 2015, 03:38 PM
    "One day we are going to die and then "


    INcePtion.,  Tell those rascals .. not to worry about it now and DIE EVERY DAY, ,

    and  Tell them,  we will teach "allah and other alter ego gods of other  religious bums" how to enjoy life without bothering other folks that are living on earth.
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #110 - February 03, 2015, 06:37 PM
    The husband was eating at his desk and we were discussing animals in Islam. "Actually," he said, "We say all the animals are Muslims too and they bow at God. Actually, everything does. Even the trees and the grass and the chairs and the rocks all bow at God and pray to him all the time."

    "Even the pigs?"

    "Oh yeah, even the pigs."

    "Even your hamburger? Your French fries?"

    "Of course," he said, still chewing on one, and he used his finger to trace a line from his jaw down his neck. "Can't you hear them screaming on the way down? 'Subhanallah! Subhanallah! Subhanallah...'"

    Although I suppose that's only slightly more ridiculous than rocks and trees shouting that a Jew is hiding behind them.  015
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #111 - February 03, 2015, 06:45 PM
    Weird
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #112 - February 03, 2015, 06:46 PM
    What's weird about a hamburger praising God?
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #113 - February 03, 2015, 06:48 PM
    The entire concept
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #114 - February 03, 2015, 06:54 PM
    Mayor McCheese may disagree with you.

  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #115 - February 03, 2015, 07:02 PM
    Cheesy I guess he'd have a hard time getting up from the prostration.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #116 - February 18, 2015, 02:20 AM
    The level of stupidity in this video. I don't even know where to begin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPLKSI5grFY
    You are the Universe, Expressing itself as a Human for a little while- Eckhart Tolle
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #117 - March 08, 2015, 11:33 PM
    Danish Never-Moose adopted by the kind people on the CEMB-forum
    Ex-Muslim chat (Unaffliated with CEMB). Safari users: Use "#ex-muslims" as the channel name. CEMB chat thread.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #118 - March 09, 2015, 12:08 AM
     Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #119 - March 09, 2015, 07:17 AM
    Everytime I saw someone that ate with his left hand, I would remind him about the hadith where the prophet curses a man who says that he can't eat with his right hand, so his right hand becomes paralysed.
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