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  • Are carrots halal?
     OP - March 14, 2013, 09:35 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkgnS0ghbuQ
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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #1 - March 14, 2013, 10:15 AM
    Haha.

    But is giving a carrot a blowjob halal?
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #2 - March 14, 2013, 11:55 AM
    oh I cant wait to watch this video.  no time now.
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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #3 - March 14, 2013, 01:58 PM
    wha happen to the 'latex' part ?
    very verily eeeevullll carroting mufti
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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #4 - March 14, 2013, 02:04 PM
    oh, the producer do told them to 'cut'.
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #5 - March 14, 2013, 03:10 PM
    I love the guy on the left!!!  Cheesy

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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #6 - March 15, 2013, 10:23 AM
    Cheesy
    Under which circumstances would a good Muslim husband "order" his wife to pleasure herself with a carrot?
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #7 - March 15, 2013, 10:26 AM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on March 15, 2013, 10:23 AM
    Under which circumstances would a good Muslim husband "order" his wife to pleasure herself with a carrot?

    Brewer's droop?

    No, wait.
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #8 - March 15, 2013, 10:53 AM
    carrot pegging?
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #9 - March 15, 2013, 11:04 AM
    Quote from: David on March 15, 2013, 10:26 AM
    Brewer's droop?

    No, wait.

    Cheesy Or perhaps when he's busy with one of his other wives.
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #10 - March 15, 2013, 01:51 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on March 15, 2013, 10:23 AM
    Cheesy
    Under which circumstances would a good Muslim husband "order" his wife to pleasure herself with a carrot?

     

    I know right! Why would u tell ur wife to use a carrot when u can just dive down there with your tongue.  Tongue
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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #11 - June 08, 2013, 04:29 PM
    This is seriously hilarious...
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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #12 - July 13, 2014, 04:17 AM
    Classic.
  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #13 - July 13, 2014, 09:17 AM
    OMG Cheesy
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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #14 - July 13, 2014, 09:19 AM
    Fatwa man VS Harram police

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  • Are carrots halal?
     Reply #15 - July 13, 2014, 09:20 AM
    This is hilarious. But then I'm like, wtf. AGAIN something only men can do, and women are excluded (ooohh but we can if we get permission) because... you know.... we are women... Roll Eyes
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