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  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     OP - March 02, 2013, 03:19 PM

    Hello, I'm kind of new here and tired of Lurking and posting rarely.. So just wanted to stop by!  Smiley
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #1 - March 02, 2013, 03:48 PM

    Welcome, Mrs Derp!
     parrot
    Could you tell us why you left Islam? What your background is and so on? Thanks!

    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #2 - March 02, 2013, 04:10 PM

    Tell us a little about yourself. Welcome  parrot

    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #3 - March 02, 2013, 04:45 PM

    Yeah, tell us a little about yourself and welcome to the forums parrot bunny

    Boggis and Bunce and Bean
    One short, one fat, one lean.
    These horrible crooks,
    so different in looks,
    were nonetheless equally mean.
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #4 - March 02, 2013, 07:02 PM

    Welcome to the forum  signwelcome


    Tell us about yourself


    (Of course you can leave out the details)

    It is us humans that assert purpose onto an otherwise purposeless cosmos and then claim divine inspiration 

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living

    My Philosophy: " Fear no one and challenge everyone "
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #5 - March 02, 2013, 10:44 PM

    Sure, I don't think my story is that interesting but here goes:

    I'm a 16 year old somali girl living in Denmark with my mom, dad and two sisters and three brothers. My siblings are moderate/liberal muslims, while my parents are a little more religious. I was a moderate muslim until i was 15. The only time I was a bit more religious was at the time with the whole Muhammed drawing scandal, I was 10 back then and thought that all danish people were racist bigots, and thought that everything was this Islam vs World thing. Age 11 I started going to Quran school with stupid teachers, (one of them bit my cousins ear because he couldn't say a word right!) I only went there to make my mom happy. A year later I took my hijab on because everyone kept bugging me about it and said it looks prettier and all the those who show their hair are ugly, (also because I hated my 'nappy' hair) for every month that went by, I hated it more and more.

    So when I was 15 I saw a video on youtube where this beardo was talking about wife beating, and strolled through the comments where someone quoted sura 4:34, I didn't believe it and though it was some anti-islamic douchebag. A couple of months later I felt like reading the Quran online in english, so I was reading all these surahs and saw that 4:34 was actually true! Then I came across a verse talking about cutting thiefs hands off.. Why are you so sadistic Allah? (I'll try to find it) Later on I started reading those hadiths and the one that really blew my mind... Muhammed married a six year old and had sex with her at 9. And here I was defending it and said she was 19! Like that's any better! And he's the ideal muslim.... Shit. That's why I left islam, can't really say I officially left because sadly I still wear hijab and want to scream at 8 year olds wearing it.

    -I also would like to say I changed my views on certain things ever since I left islam. Like being less bias on the whole Palestine/Israel conflict, and stop thinking that everything is a Islam vs World problem. Good for me   dance

    (Sorry if I made some mistakes)
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #6 - March 02, 2013, 11:26 PM

    Oh Mrs Derp. I know how you feel. It sucks that we have to wear everyday something that isn't a part of us anymore. It's like, Islam is stuck on your skin. But hold on! Smiley Stay here and I'm sure you'll feel better. People are great here. They really help a lot.

    Welcome  Afro

    Il faut savoir grandir et aller de l'avant.
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #7 - March 02, 2013, 11:53 PM

    Welcome, Mrs Derp.

    Yep 4:34 is disgraceful. More disgraceful that any sane person would defend it.

    I remember when I started making Youtube videos that was one of the very first - if not the first one I made. I think I was shocked with myself for being so blind to it before.

    Dear Ex-Muslim, Hell doesn't exist. It's an absurd & wicked fiction. You're not a bad person for rejecting something that's cruel, irrational, unjust & lacks evidence. You have nothing to fear. Nothing to feel ashamed about. Enjoy your life. Do the best you can. Make yourself & others happy.
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #8 - March 03, 2013, 12:15 AM

    Hi Mrs Derp Smiley

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #9 - March 03, 2013, 12:56 AM

    Welcome!

    We're not bad people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
    We love everybody, but we do as we please
    When the weather's fine We go fishing or go swimming in the sea
    We're always happy Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #10 - March 03, 2013, 01:45 AM

    Yep 4:34 is disgraceful. More disgraceful that any sane person would defend it.


    But I have a Muslim friend who does exactly that.

    She dismissed the first part of it by saying that "it's because there were more women than men" or something like that and she says that for the second part you have to understand the history and stuff like that and it doesn't actually allow beatings and blah blah blah...

    Now I should probably get back to the topic though Embarrassed

    Welcome Mrs. Derp to this magical land of ex-muslims and a couple plain old boring kaffir like me who happened to come by Tongue

    Here is your customary evolutionary descendent of the dinosaur: parrot
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #11 - March 03, 2013, 10:13 AM

    Damn with this rate - Somalia will become a Murtad nation.  piggy

     yes

    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #12 - March 03, 2013, 10:17 AM

    But I have a Muslim friend who does exactly that.


    All Muslims try to defend, 4:34 Seth. It's either that or reject Quran and of course they can't do that. So instead we see the sad and pathetic sight of intelligent people defending something utterly disgraceful!

    Dear Ex-Muslim, Hell doesn't exist. It's an absurd & wicked fiction. You're not a bad person for rejecting something that's cruel, irrational, unjust & lacks evidence. You have nothing to fear. Nothing to feel ashamed about. Enjoy your life. Do the best you can. Make yourself & others happy.
  • Hello!
     Reply #13 - March 03, 2013, 11:12 AM

    hey,
     Is there any upcoming event for ex muslims
    I can't wait to see
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #14 - March 03, 2013, 11:58 AM

    Thanks everyone Smiley One question, why so many parrots?  Huh?

    -I just added some important things in my post
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #15 - March 03, 2013, 12:47 PM

    ^ Parrots are how we welcome new members. It's a tradition I guess. I like giving bunnies too bunny

    Boggis and Bunce and Bean
    One short, one fat, one lean.
    These horrible crooks,
    so different in looks,
    were nonetheless equally mean.
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #16 - March 03, 2013, 03:42 PM

    All Muslims try to defend, 4:34 Seth. It's either that or reject Quran and of course they can't do that. So instead we see the sad and pathetic sight of intelligent people defending something utterly disgraceful!


    And a few unintelligent ones are all too happy to go along with it, and happily beat their wives, and their wives accept it.
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #17 - March 03, 2013, 03:49 PM

    Welcome Mrs Derp  grin12

    Your name reminds me of that derpina meme lol

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #18 - March 03, 2013, 04:05 PM

     thnkyu

  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #19 - March 17, 2013, 12:21 AM

    Hej og velkommen

    I'm from Denmark too  dance  parrot

  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #20 - March 17, 2013, 02:40 AM

    hey,
     Is there any upcoming event for ex muslims
    I can't wait to see

    dis b da same niqqa who tries to get people's info.

    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #21 - March 17, 2013, 12:09 PM

    Hej og velkommen

    I'm from Denmark too  dance  parrot




    Hej Smiley
  • Hello! I'm Mrs. Derp
     Reply #22 - March 18, 2013, 02:10 PM

    Hi Mrs. Derp, welcome to the forums and have a rabbit!  bunny

    Now for a serious philosophical question: Have you ever derped so hard, you herped?
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