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Topic: Hijab Tutorial FOR MEN

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OP - February 15, 2013, 03:00 PM

Oh, I love her. Just love her.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mKMJ2rqMMRY

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Reply #1 - February 15, 2013, 03:20 PM

I prefer to wear it like this, since it keeps the disgusting and lustful women away from my gorgeous face:

And if one of those kaffir wenches happens to walk by wearing her revealing outfit, I can simply do this:

But in the end we all know there's only one way to solve this problem:

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Reply #2 - February 15, 2013, 03:22 PM

you would make a lovely Eunuch, I'm sure.

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Reply #3 - February 15, 2013, 06:58 PM

Hey thought for the morning: would it be acceptably modest for me to walk the streets with only a scarf wrapped around my genitals?

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Reply #4 - February 15, 2013, 07:11 PM

Quote from: sethyboy0 on February 15, 2013, 03:20 PM
I prefer to wear it like this, since it keeps the disgusting and lustful women away from my gorgeous face:

And if one of those kaffir wenches happens to walk by wearing her revealing outfit, I can simply do this:

But in the end we all know there's only one way to solve this problem:

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Reply #5 - February 15, 2013, 07:21 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on February 15, 2013, 06:58 PM
Hey thought for the morning: would it be acceptably modest for me to walk the streets with only a scarf wrapped around my genitals?

If I was to found a religion, that's all men would be allowed to wear.

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Reply #6 - February 15, 2013, 09:59 PM

ditto cheetah ditto

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Reply #7 - February 15, 2013, 11:08 PM

Quote from: Jila on February 15, 2013, 07:11 PM
(Clicky for piccy!)

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Quote from: Cheetah on February 15, 2013, 07:21 PM
If I was to found a religion, that's all men would be allowed to wear.

Don't worry, I'll spare the forum the horror of a picture of me doing that.
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Reply #8 - February 16, 2013, 02:01 PM

Here is an imam who badly needs a hijab tutorial :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N1hgdBabPhM

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Reply #9 - February 16, 2013, 03:47 PM

Quote from: sethyboy0 on February 15, 2013, 03:20 PM
I prefer to wear it like this, since it keeps the disgusting and lustful women away from my gorgeous face

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Reply #10 - February 16, 2013, 08:23 PM

I sometimes wish I had the nerve to treat women the way some of these Arab/Egyptian men do.
I've always been taught to look to the floor when a woman walks past.
Which I did, so much so that to this day, I feel awkward around women.
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Reply #11 - February 17, 2013, 05:53 AM

Quote from: UberSlave on February 16, 2013, 08:23 PM
I sometimes wish I had the nerve to treat women the way some of these Arab/Egyptian men do.
I've always been taught to look to the floor when a woman walks past.
Which I did, so much so that to this day, I feel awkward around women.

I don't have the heart to do it. I just can't go up to someone and grope them knowing it is another human being...

As a fan of animals and owner of many pets however, I fell entitled to the groping all of nature's non-human creatures

Some people are like "can I pet your dog?" while I ask "what kind of dog is it?" while I'm petting it
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Reply #12 - January 26, 2015, 06:17 PM

I bring back this thread to mention one man who has successfully mastered hijab:

http://www.bjp-online.com/2015/01/lewis-chaplin-2041-english-burka/

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Reply #13 - January 31, 2015, 12:17 PM

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #14 - January 31, 2015, 12:37 PM

Hijab Tutorial FOR MEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGsF8_QXKBU

And I want all Muslim guys put on Burkha Lke this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuYXyvmfgSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN5lW-FgX9c

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Reply #15 - January 31, 2015, 12:39 PM

I see lot of hijabis in uk
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Reply #16 - January 31, 2015, 12:44 PM

Quote from: serena on January 31, 2015, 12:39 PM
I see lot of hijabis in uk

Change every one in to Reham Khan

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Reply #17 - January 31, 2015, 12:45 PM

she is ideal
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Reply #18 - January 31, 2015, 01:16 PM

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Quote from: serena on January 31, 2015, 12:45 PM
she is ideal

Quote from: serena on January 31, 2015, 12:39 PM
I see lot of hijabis in uk

well she may be ideal . but for some at certain times not wearing Hijab has consequences..

Pathetic IDIOTS...

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Reply #19 - January 31, 2015, 01:20 PM

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