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  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     OP - September 27, 2012, 06:36 PM

    Just had to post this here!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eoNLlHzPhI&feature=player_embedded
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #1 - September 27, 2012, 06:44 PM

    Hahaha, that was amusing. Though by the title I expected a NewsThump pisstake or something!
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #2 - September 27, 2012, 06:45 PM

    Cheesy That's one of the funniest vids I've seen for ages.

    The wench with the long hair is kinda hot too. parrot

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #3 - September 27, 2012, 06:49 PM

    This is from the Pakistani movie International Guerillas. Salman Rushdie is trying to destroy Islam in league with Jews and these guys go on the hunt for him to save Islam.

    Read the plot its brilliant.

    Quote
    The film's protagonists are three Pakistani brothers, the older one being a police officer and the younger two, small-time hoodlums. The three brothers ultimately reconcile in the light of the controversy over The Satanic Verses: in a dramatized version of the Islamabad police firing on a mob on February 12, 1990 when five demonstrators were killed and 83 injured, their younger sister is killed by the police while demonstrating against Rushdie. The three brothers decide to avenge her and Islam’s honor by hunting down and killing Rushdie. They receive the help of a female police officer in the course of their mission.

    Salman Rushdie, played by Afzaal Ahmad, is portrayed in the film as a criminal mastermind, working for an international organization devoted to destroying Islam (as the Muslim faith is an obstacle to widespread crime and immorality). He is depicted as hiding in the Philippines, guarded by a private army led by an Israeli general. Saeed Khan Rangeela stars as "Chief Batu Batu", Rushdie's main Jewish henchman. The fictionalized Rushdie routinely amuses himself by torturing and killing the mujahideens who regularly try to hunt him down. He also enjoys torturing Muslims by making them listen to readings of The Satanic Verses.[2]

    The protagonists arrive in the Philippines and start their hunt for Rushdie, who escapes them repeatedly thanks to the use of multiple decoys. In the course of one of their attempts to kill Rushdie, the three brothers appear wearing Batman disguises.[3] The Israeli general's sister is sent to seduce one of the Muslim guerrillas but ends up falling in love with him and ultimately converting to Islam in the final scene.

    The film ends with a gunfight opposing the four "International Guerrillas" and Rushdie's army of Israeli henchmen. The heroes defeat the villains and, as Rushdie attempts to flee the scene, three giant Qur'ans appear in the sky and fire lightning bolts at the writer, incinerating him.[2][4]


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Guerillas


    In one scene they dress up in disguise.....as Batman!

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ttvd_international-guerillas-tininininin_shortfilms

    You simply have to watch this scene  ^^^ You life is incomplete without watching it!


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  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #4 - September 27, 2012, 06:52 PM

     Cheesy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #5 - September 27, 2012, 06:57 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy One of the great works of cinematography. Better than Gunfight at the OK Corral.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #6 - September 27, 2012, 07:06 PM

    Lol
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #7 - September 27, 2012, 07:51 PM


    well that guy is a smart guy, he may be sarcastic and making fun of Islam with his copy/pasted  movie clips., but there are plenty of Muslim fools out there who believe in such silly stuff wil hapen to infidels like Rushdie

    look a this   

    wohoooo ..haaaaaa....boom..doom ....heeee haaaa...


    that is better ., it cleans sinus

     

     

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #8 - September 28, 2012, 12:55 AM

    Holy shit dem Qurans shooting out lasers! I guess Muslamic Ray Guns really do exist!!! LOL!!!


    http://youtu.be/AIPD8qHhtVU

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  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #9 - September 28, 2012, 04:14 AM

    What the hell is the point of all those guns when the qur’ans themselves fire lasers?!
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #10 - September 28, 2012, 07:18 AM



    So brilliant. I was really touched by protagonists' desire to avenge lil' sisters death caused by muslim protesters by killing shaytan rushdie.



    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #11 - September 28, 2012, 07:44 AM

    Lmao



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  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #12 - September 28, 2012, 11:23 AM

    It's the Muslamic ray guns.  Cheesy
  • Re: Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #13 - September 28, 2012, 11:48 AM

    Words...cannot...describe  jawdrop
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #14 - September 16, 2014, 03:24 AM

    Wow.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #15 - September 16, 2014, 04:48 AM

    The prophecy is being fulfilled.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #16 - September 16, 2014, 05:11 AM

    He said muslim rape gangs, not ray guns.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #17 - September 16, 2014, 05:12 AM

    We know, Quod. He is still funny.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #18 - September 16, 2014, 05:13 AM

    Fair enough, he is that. Smiley

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #19 - September 16, 2014, 05:21 AM

     Cheesy It's like he got lost during a pub crawl.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire!
     Reply #20 - September 16, 2014, 05:22 AM

    Those ears. If he wiggled them he could fly.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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