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 Topic: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims

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  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     OP - July 04, 2012, 02:40 AM

    Shit Muslims say to Ex-Muslims:

    ~ Why do you hate Muslims?

    ~ You were never really a Muslim, were you?!

    ~ You are just angry at your parents/ex/god etc. etc.

    ~ You are all gay.

    ~ You just wanted to have sex and drink alcohol, didn't you?

    ~ How can anyone leave Islam??!

    ~ Don't you want to go to Jannah??

    ~ You must not have read the Quran.

    ~ You are probably all Jews/Christians/Hindus/Satanists etc. etc.

    Feel free to add more...

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #1 - July 04, 2012, 02:47 AM

    Shit Muslims say to Ex-Muslims:

    ~ Why do you hate Muslims?

    ~ You were never really a Muslim, were you?!

    ~ You are just angry at your parents/ex/god etc. etc.

    ~ You are all gay.

    ~ You just wanted to have sex and drink alcohol, didn't you?

    ~ How can anyone leave Islam??!

    ~ Don't you want to go to Jannah??

    ~ You must not have read the Quran.

    ~ You are probably all Jews/Christians/Hindus/Satanists etc. etc.

    Feel free to add more...

    This should be a separate thread. Grin
  • Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #2 - July 04, 2012, 02:50 AM

    You've been led astray by the Shaitan.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #3 - July 04, 2012, 02:51 AM

    This should be a separate thread. Grin


    Done Cheesy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #4 - July 04, 2012, 02:56 AM

    - You got paid to leave Islam didn't you?

     Cheesy

    This one is actually my favourite one of all.

    Another variation of it goes:

    - You got paid to say you left Islam, but you are still really muslim aren't you?
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #5 - July 04, 2012, 02:58 AM

    - You never knew the true Islam
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #6 - July 04, 2012, 03:02 AM

    - The sufis influenced you, 'authubillah!
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #7 - July 04, 2012, 03:15 AM

    ~ You have been influenced by the West. (Most often said by Muslims themselves living and thriving in the West or those wishing they were.)

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #8 - July 04, 2012, 03:20 AM

    ~ This whole "Ex-Muslims" thing is a conspiracy by the Shias/Ahmadis/Sunnis.

    ~ Of course, in an "Islamic state", ex-muslims would and should be put to death. But not here, akhi, of course, not in this western state. Of course, an Islamic state is every momin's ultimate dream.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #9 - July 04, 2012, 03:31 AM

    Even though you're an atheist, you're a Muslim atheist right?

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #10 - July 04, 2012, 04:04 AM

    • The death penalty for apostasy only applies if you speak out against Islam.
    • Islam allows homosexuals, as long as they don't have sex with each other.
    • Islam is the fastest growing religion, that's a sign that it's true.
    • So what if Muhammad married Ayesha and consummated her at 9, it was the norm at the time.
    • You hate Islam? RACIST!
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #11 - July 04, 2012, 04:20 AM

    ~ STOP TALKING LIKE THAT ABOUT ISLAM/MOHAMMED! DON'T YOU KNOW YOU ARE HURTING MUSLIM FEELINGS! sad

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #12 - July 04, 2012, 05:29 AM

    (I just want to take a moment to say that I am so fucking blessed to have found this site and you wonderful people who can make me smile in an instance. This thread certainly did. I guess because it puts a bit of the fun side into being an ex-Muslim, which as a struggling ex-Muslim with family and very real problems yet to deal with, is hard to come by. Thank you.)

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #13 - July 04, 2012, 05:33 AM

    (I just want to take a moment to say that I am so fucking blessed to have found this site and you wonderful people who can make me smile in an instance. This thread certainly did. I guess because it puts a bit of the fun side into being an ex-Muslim, which as a struggling ex-Muslim with family and very real problems yet to deal with, is hard to come by. Thank you.)


  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #14 - July 04, 2012, 05:56 AM

    ~ ur crazy
    ~ you're not doing the fardhu that's why you're sick
    ~ you're still learning about life, you'll see, accept it in the end
    ~ all of this is juice conspiracy
    ~ the not soo sahih hadith were written by juice it's a false one, to led muslim ashtray
    ~ your'e being led ashtray by satan himself
    ~ ur rude, snobbish, god blind your heart to the truth
    ~ you won't believe, if you don't want to, you'll believe if you want to ...
    ~ you won't exist if god is a non existence, you no exist !
    ~ it's not the way societies works these day, if you ever go, I'll report you to the Islamic council ...
    ~ god know best
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #15 - July 04, 2012, 05:57 AM

    (I just want to take a moment to say that I am so fucking blessed to have found this site and you wonderful people who can make me smile in an instance. This thread certainly did. I guess because it puts a bit of the fun side into being an ex-Muslim, which as a struggling ex-Muslim with family and very real problems yet to deal with, is hard to come by. Thank you.)



     hugs

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #16 - July 04, 2012, 06:03 AM

    ~ You have been influenced by the West. (Most often said by Muslims themselves living and thriving in the West or those wishing they were.)


    I get that a lot many times. Grin

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #17 - July 04, 2012, 06:42 AM

    - You're sending your children straight to jahannam by not teaching them Islam.

    - I can't wait to see you in Jahannam.

    - Your kids are going to end up drug addicts 'cause you've left Islam.

    - Can't you feel how good Islam is? Can't you see how happy you'd be if you were muslim again? What does your life have to offer you now? You'll end up having a dozen kids to a dozen different fathers and be a single mum all your life and your kids will hate you 'cause you're not teaching them Islam, only Islam teaches kids to respect their parents. Why bother though, look at how you turned out, I wish you'd died as a baby, the only good thing for you is death.

    - You're crazy, you need to be locked up, this isn't you, not the real you, you wouldn't abandon our religion, what we taught you from when you were young, this is just crazy, you are crazy, you need to get help, I'm only telling you this 'cause I love you, 'cause the real you wouldn't chuck away the religion of your forefathers, the real you wouldn't be so selfish.


    So many contradictions, so many emotional BS comments and statements, and so many oxymoron statementss that aren't true. Meh, fuck that shit. So glad I don't have to listen to the rants or raves any more.  wacko
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #18 - July 04, 2012, 07:33 AM

    Why do you hate our freedom?
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #19 - July 04, 2012, 07:40 AM

    @da_dude

     far away hug

    @thread

    well I won't be shocked by the similarity of treatment ex-muslim received from a muslim upon disclosure on their status,  it's just a matter of whom they told, I bet it'll be much harsher if it's known publicly, in my case it's my family, kudos to those who were brave enough
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #20 - July 04, 2012, 08:05 AM

    But have you read it in Arabic though? you have to read it in Arabic to fully understand the beauty and nature of it.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #21 - July 04, 2012, 08:12 AM

    - You didn't try hard enough.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #22 - July 04, 2012, 08:13 AM

    - Why chuck out the baby with the bathwater?
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #23 - July 04, 2012, 08:15 AM

    - No one leaves Islam, it's just a Jewish (or American or both) conspiracy.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #24 - July 04, 2012, 08:19 AM

    - It's because you don't understand Arabic.

    But I do!

    - Well, obviously your Arabic is very weak!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #25 - July 04, 2012, 08:21 AM

    - You aren't a scholar, so what would you really know about Islam? All those things you mentioned aren't good reasons to leave Islam 'cause you can't possibly know what Islam is really about, you aren't a scholar!
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #26 - July 04, 2012, 08:30 AM

    Oohhh, another favourite of mine is this:

    - You wanted an easy way out, that's why you left Islam, you weren't willing to put in the hard work for jannah.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #27 - July 04, 2012, 08:44 AM

    Even though you're an atheist, you're a Muslim atheist right?

    I've had that one from Christians in Nicaragua.

    Don't believe in God?

    Does. Not. Compute.
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #28 - July 04, 2012, 08:54 AM

    - You just wanted to have White (Western) women (believe it or not some Somali/African Muslims say this).
    - AstagfurAllah you left the true deen (how convenient the true deen is the one you were "born into").

    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Re: Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims
     Reply #29 - July 04, 2012, 08:59 AM

    - It's because you don't understand Arabic.

    But I do!

    - Well, obviously your Arabic is very weak!


     Cheesy rofl Lmao Impregnable defence!



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