"God is a Wi-Fi signal!
All hail the mighty Wi-Fi."
"Indeed, those who disbelieve - it is all the same for them whether you warn them or do not warn them - they will not believe.
Verily WiFi has set a wireless signal jammer upon their hearts and blocked their auditory and visual cortexes, and over their visual field is a veil. And for them awaits a great punishment, for they shall receive poor WiFi signal hereafter" - (Surah al Hotspot, Ayah 23)
(^ some guy who befriended me on Facebook - I think he is of either Pakistani or Indian heritage. His name is "Schadenfreudist Nerdocrat" so hard to tell
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