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     Reply #2550 - July 28, 2014, 10:42 PM

    It's not cute. It's a freaking beggar! Flaming mad

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
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     Reply #2551 - July 28, 2014, 10:56 PM

    Saw this in the grocery store. The jokes practically write themselves.
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     Reply #2552 - July 28, 2014, 11:04 PM

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Dicks - keep in cool dark place!   Cheesy

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2553 - July 29, 2014, 01:06 AM

    Surely it would be better in a hot, dark place?
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2554 - July 30, 2014, 08:44 PM

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     Reply #2555 - July 30, 2014, 08:53 PM

     Grin

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2556 - July 30, 2014, 08:56 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    The Kiss sculpture by Rodin from 1882; have always loved it and my parents have a small plaster cast model of it at home and have always looked at it fondly.


     001_wub

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2557 - August 01, 2014, 07:46 AM

    One for the sci-fi fans here:

  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2558 - August 01, 2014, 10:29 AM

    Haha! Very nice Grin
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     Reply #2559 - August 01, 2014, 08:08 PM


    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2560 - August 02, 2014, 09:00 AM


    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2561 - August 02, 2014, 10:09 AM

    ^That one most likely is photoshopped.
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2562 - August 02, 2014, 11:49 AM

     Go Criss!

    This is a gif from the list of available memes but it's just so funny to me.

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2563 - August 02, 2014, 12:30 PM

    ^That one most likely is photoshopped.

    No shit.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2564 - August 02, 2014, 10:26 PM

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     Reply #2565 - August 02, 2014, 10:32 PM

    wtf


    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2566 - August 03, 2014, 01:02 AM

    what
    the




    fuck

    ?

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2567 - August 03, 2014, 06:42 AM


    Oh that's brilliant. I never caught that. But what's the BS answer as to why in this instance it is acceptable to use a masculine form? You know there has to be one.
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2568 - August 03, 2014, 07:04 AM

    what
    the




    fuck

    ?

    I don't think he'd be able to.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2569 - August 03, 2014, 09:47 AM


    That's a whole new meaning to belly dancing.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2570 - August 03, 2014, 11:47 AM



    Excellent!

    To non-Arabic speakers: the guy is teaching the kid a verse, and the kid points out a grammatical mistake in it (word that should have been declined in its feminine form is instead used in masculine) and conclusion: "All you need to figure out grammatical mistakes in the Qur'an is a child in his fist school year"

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
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     Reply #2571 - August 03, 2014, 12:06 PM

    Thanks Naerys...what exactly are the grammatical mistakes - could you please provide the example if there is one in the text of the pictures?

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #2572 - August 03, 2014, 12:28 PM

    Al saa3ata qareeb - quran, qareeb is masculine
    Al saa3ata qareebah - correct grammar, qareebah is feminine just like the word al saa3ah

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #2573 - August 03, 2014, 05:38 PM


    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2574 - August 03, 2014, 06:08 PM

    ^^^^^^^^

    Do I pity this person?  wacko

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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     Reply #2575 - August 03, 2014, 07:18 PM

    No, you do not pity people like that. You despise them. banghead

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #2576 - August 03, 2014, 08:10 PM





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     Reply #2577 - August 03, 2014, 08:18 PM


    Yeah, I like that one.
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     Reply #2578 - August 03, 2014, 08:22 PM

    No, you do not pity people like that. You despise them. banghead


    Allhandulillah. I used to use my right hand to masturbate. I prayed to Allah to alleviate me of this suffering and no matter how hard I tried I could not help but masturbate to pictures of Dame Edna and Mo Mowlam. Subhan'Allah, my prayer was answered when my right hand was severed in a freak accident involving pair of nail clippers. Those who say that Allah ignores His believers should take this example and be safe in the knowledge that no matter who you are or what you've done that Allah will have mercy upon you and show you the path to Him. Indeed He has said in the Qur'an majid:

    And when My servants ask you concerning Me, then surely I am very near; I answer the prayer of the suppliant when he calls on Me, so they should answer My call and believe in Me that they MAY walk in the right way.”  Q. 2:186

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #2579 - August 03, 2014, 08:32 PM


    And using horrible fonts is just one example of this.
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