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 Topic: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics

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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #240 - June 14, 2012, 12:20 AM

    I don't think the whole MILF thing is about fantasizing someone as a mother. It's just a way of saying attraction to older ladies.


     015 I get called a MILF all the fucking time by young blokes.  mysmilie_977 Cheesy I absolutely hate it.

    The first time I realized what the word MILF was, was when I was when I was 24 and going to college, and this 20 year old in class had this massive crush on me, well anyway, he kept calling me a MILF, and I was like HUH? What's a MILF? everyone in class burst out laughing, and they explained what it meant. I was soooo fucking embarrassed. Cheesy

    He tried so hard to get into my pants.  Roll Eyes I laughed in his face one day when he was telling me that I'm going to get old and no one will want me. I was like, "So?"

    Fuck he created so many problems for me in class 'cause I just wasn't interested. He even told me I could sleep with his mother if I'm batting for the other team, and I was like, "WTF? You're asking me if I want to do your mum? That is fucked up dude." At the time I had a good female friend in class, who was completely lesbian, anyway, he started spreading around rumours that we were doing each other. Like fucking hell mate, we're just good friends, just 'cause she likes girls, and just 'cause I'm not into anyone at the moment and not interested in you, doesn't mean that we're fucking.

    Eventually he moved away, only to keep text messaging me every three months or so to ask me if I was interested yet... One day he even called me saying that he'd just got a call from me, and I was like no, I'm shopping, and he was like you don't have to lie you know, I know you want me, you're just playing hard to get015 When we moved got my mobile number changed so have no fucking idea where he is now. So fucking glad to not get messages from him any more.

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #241 - June 14, 2012, 12:32 AM

    Sounds like a right wally.

    If you think your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #242 - June 14, 2012, 12:55 AM

    They look kinda cool. Do all women get them after they have kids?


    Nope, not all women get them.  finmad Some women like my mother, can have kid after kid, and never get any stretch marks.  finmad So not fucking fair.  Cheesy It depends on alot of different things to get them, but alot of it has to do with what type of skin you have and size (how much your tummy has to stretch).

    Mine will never go away. I have lots of big stretch marks 'cause my kids are so big and I am pretty short, pregnancy was so painful, thought I wouldn't get any more stretch marks after my daughter but did with my son.  Cheesy

    But trying to learn to like my stretch marks, hence why I liked and put up that pic.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #243 - June 14, 2012, 01:02 AM

    I have stretch marks. I have never been very fat, very thin, or had children. I'm just tall. Cry

    And afaik they don't go away, though mine have faded a bit.

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #244 - June 14, 2012, 01:09 AM

    I have stretch marks. I have never been very fat, very thin, or had children. I'm just tall. Cry

    And afaik they don't go away, though mine have faded a bit.



     hugs

    Yeah, mine have faded a bit too, but you can tell that they are still there.

    Sounds like a right wally.


    Just a bit daft methinks.

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #245 - June 14, 2012, 01:38 AM

    I have stretch marks. I have never been very fat, very thin, or had children. I'm just tall. Cry

    And afaik they don't go away, though mine have faded a bit.

    me to, well not because im tall but because I grew a lot in a short period of time when I was a kid and now have the stretchmarks to show for it  Angry
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #246 - June 14, 2012, 01:43 AM

    HUH? What's a MILF? everyone in class burst out laughing, and they explained what it meant. I was soooo fucking embarrassed. Cheesy

    LOL.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjO9M69OV6I
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #247 - June 14, 2012, 01:45 AM

    015 I get called a MILF all the fucking time by young blokes.  mysmilie_977 Cheesy I absolutely hate it.

    The first time I realized what the word MILF was, was when I was when I was 24 and going to college, and this 20 year old in class had this massive crush on me, well anyway, he kept calling me a MILF, and I was like HUH? What's a MILF? everyone in class burst out laughing, and they explained what it meant. I was soooo fucking embarrassed. Cheesy

    He tried so hard to get into my pants.  Roll Eyes I laughed in his face one day when he was telling me that I'm going to get old and no one will want me. I was like, "So?"

    Fuck he created so many problems for me in class 'cause I just wasn't interested. He even told me I could sleep with his mother if I'm batting for the other team, and I was like, "WTF? You're asking me if I want to do your mum? That is fucked up dude." At the time I had a good female friend in class, who was completely lesbian, anyway, he started spreading around rumours that we were doing each other. Like fucking hell mate, we're just good friends, just 'cause she likes girls, and just 'cause I'm not into anyone at the moment and not interested in you, doesn't mean that we're fucking.

    Eventually he moved away, only to keep text messaging me every three months or so to ask me if I was interested yet... One day he even called me saying that he'd just got a call from me, and I was like no, I'm shopping, and he was like you don't have to lie you know, I know you want me, you're just playing hard to get015 When we moved got my mobile number changed so have no fucking idea where he is now. So fucking glad to not get messages from him any more.



    There are DILFs too. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #248 - June 14, 2012, 01:58 AM

    ^^^ WTF are you serious?  Cheesy

    Does it stand for Dads I like to fuck or Dildos I like to Fuck?
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #249 - June 14, 2012, 02:09 AM

    Whatever you're into.  I guess usually it's dads, but I imagine some women have a secret pining for some hot dildo action.  

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #250 - June 14, 2012, 02:53 AM


    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #251 - June 14, 2012, 03:03 AM


    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #252 - June 14, 2012, 03:34 AM

    ^^^  Cheesy

    Not a huge fan of Nickleback myself. Saying that however, where on earth can you get 10 loads of laundry done for $45?! Please direct me to the area and I'll get all my washing done. yes

    And see Men in Black III for $45 five times? I'd only get to see it three or four times max at the cinemas here, depending on what day you went.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #253 - June 14, 2012, 04:45 AM

    Idaho is a cheap place, except the women. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #254 - June 14, 2012, 04:56 AM

    Cool. Well I'm not much into getting hookers...  grin12 Tongue
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #255 - June 14, 2012, 05:03 AM

    I was talking in general.   Tongue I'm just kidding though.   my first job in Idaho was slinging pizzas for 4.50.  I gladly put on an outfit to go out from because it got paid a quarter more. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #256 - June 14, 2012, 12:21 PM


    ونحن نحب الحياة إذا ما استطعنا إليها سبيلا
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #257 - June 14, 2012, 04:05 PM

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     Reply #258 - June 14, 2012, 04:48 PM




  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #259 - June 14, 2012, 05:42 PM

    Cheesy artemis those are brilliant..
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #260 - June 14, 2012, 05:51 PM


    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #261 - June 14, 2012, 05:56 PM






    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #262 - June 14, 2012, 06:23 PM

    ^^^  Cheesy

    Not a huge fan of Nickleback myself. Saying that however, where on earth can you get 10 loads of laundry done for $45?! Please direct me to the area and I'll get all my washing done. yes

    And see Men in Black III for $45 five times? I'd only get to see it three or four times max at the cinemas here, depending on what day you went.

    In my town you could see Men in Black III eleven times and have a dollar change of your 45.. Of course that's in 3D. You'd have to drive twenty two miles or so to the next town and pay 6 dollars  a showing.

    Laundry would cost 2 dollars a load in the  "double loader" which is about 1.5 loads in my machine at home. To dry is 25 cents  for 8 minutes.

    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #263 - June 14, 2012, 11:40 PM


    OMG AWESOME!!!!!!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #264 - June 15, 2012, 12:18 AM

    Cheesy artemis those are brilliant..

     
    OMG AWESOME!!!!!!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #265 - June 15, 2012, 12:43 AM

    OMG THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!

    ونحن نحب الحياة إذا ما استطعنا إليها سبيلا
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #266 - June 15, 2012, 12:59 AM

    Solara, this is for you!


     Cheesy

  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #267 - June 15, 2012, 01:04 AM

    dance

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #268 - June 15, 2012, 01:07 AM


    ونحن نحب الحياة إذا ما استطعنا إليها سبيلا
  • Re: Funny/Cool/Interesting memes, pics & graphics
     Reply #269 - June 15, 2012, 01:07 AM

    dance



    grin12 thought it might make you smile.  dance
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