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     Reply #2610 - August 10, 2014, 02:44 PM
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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     Reply #2611 - August 10, 2014, 02:48 PM
    Neil DeGrasse Tyson!!! Hope it was a joke and they guy actually knew who NDT is!
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     Reply #2612 - August 10, 2014, 03:38 PM
    How dare someone use technology! Nevermind I am using an Iphone or whatever to take a picture and upload it to twitter using technology!
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     Reply #2613 - August 10, 2014, 08:06 PM
    This was reported a few months ago, but having watched the video....the stupidity knows no bounds

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHjm1CPeenw

    btw Since its memri, which has been critized, I can't be sure of the translation Tongue maybe arabic speakers can confirm.
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     Reply #2614 - August 10, 2014, 11:10 PM
    Oh yeah, that was all over the news a while ago.
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     Reply #2615 - August 11, 2014, 08:34 AM
    Men should not drive due to our testicle which are weak physical. Damage could result in rendering one unconscious, hormonal imbalances, loss of the ability to reproduce and death. When a man sits to long in a hot environment with restrict clothing sperm counts drops which can cause issues with conception. The laws of lala land restrict men from drive due to sweaty balls syndrome  Wink
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     Reply #2616 - August 11, 2014, 09:21 AM
    I want to know which countries have restrictions put on women driving before the age of 35...
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #2617 - August 11, 2014, 10:48 AM
    This is great

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #2618 - August 11, 2014, 06:19 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on August 10, 2014, 02:44 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #2619 - August 11, 2014, 06:19 PM
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #2620 - August 12, 2014, 05:47 AM
    Maybe hell will be freezing and hairy for the men?
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     Reply #2621 - August 12, 2014, 10:11 PM
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #2622 - August 12, 2014, 10:15 PM
    Hmm. I fail to see the connection between bladder size and penis size.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2623 - August 12, 2014, 10:17 PM
    It's just a great way to make an extra .90 off of men's egos. Grin
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     Reply #2624 - August 12, 2014, 10:22 PM
    And notice how they spell it LADies in handwriting.... You would think that the old country who has used the latin alphabet for a very long time already would have mastered it until now. But no.  Roll Eyes
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #2625 - August 12, 2014, 10:25 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on August 12, 2014, 10:17 PM
    It's just a great way to make an extra .90 off of men's egos. Grin

    Depends how you look at it. You could always argue that your wanger is miniature compared to a blue whale's, and therefore regardless of its size you were entitled to the cheaper rate. Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2626 - August 12, 2014, 10:27 PM
    I wonder whose job it is to enforce the prices. Grin
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     Reply #2627 - August 12, 2014, 10:29 PM
    Yeah I can see that being a fun job. Imagine the arguments. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2628 - August 12, 2014, 10:32 PM
    "It's just really cold! OK!" Cheesy
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     Reply #2629 - August 12, 2014, 10:33 PM
    So.... metric system or imperial?
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     Reply #2630 - August 12, 2014, 10:34 PM
    "But all the hookers tell me it's big!" finmad
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2631 - August 12, 2014, 10:39 PM
    Anyway, what if you have an average sized dick like most average blokes do? Do you get a different rate?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2632 - August 12, 2014, 10:42 PM
    There has to be grounds for a discrimination suit here.
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     Reply #2633 - August 12, 2014, 10:44 PM
    Really, to be fair, they should charge by the centimetre. Weather conditions and state of arousal (if any) should also be factored in.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2634 - August 12, 2014, 10:45 PM
    Throwing this out there for something to think about. Rather poignant message given recent events:

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #2635 - August 12, 2014, 10:46 PM
    ^ There has to be a penis joke in there somewhere.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2636 - August 12, 2014, 10:53 PM
    'I used to think the worst thing in life is to have a small penis. It's not. The worst thing in life is to be around people who think you have a small penis.'

    Happy now OS!

    Sorry to those who think it's in bad taste. But, I'm sure it's what our favourite comedian would've wanted. Hell I think he think's Jedi's a genius!!!
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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     Reply #2637 - August 12, 2014, 10:56 PM
    Quote
    Sorry to those who think it's in bad taste.


    Do small penises actually taste worse than large ones though?
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     Reply #2638 - August 12, 2014, 10:58 PM
    Do some research, then let us know. Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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     Reply #2639 - August 12, 2014, 11:02 PM
    I'm thinking Pew surveys
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