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 Topic: Dumb Conversations with muslims

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  • Dumb Conversations with muslims
     OP - January 14, 2012, 10:28 AM

    muslim: evolution is not scientific because it is not falsifiable

    me: there is a very famous falsification criterion: find a rabbit fossil in the cambrian layer

    muslim: we have done

    me: lol. then go pick up your nobel prize

    muslim: paleontologist Dr Wilfred Splenebyrst of the London School of Ergonomics: “I checked and double-checked the dating, and then checked it again with three independent labs,” said Dr Splenebyrst. “There really is no doubt. This is a 520-million year old rabbit fossil.”
    Due to its profound impact, the scientific paper has been released by Nature ahead of next week’s official publication.
    http://www.talkingsquid.net/archives/133

    me: except that there is no such school of the london school of ergonomics. there is no such scientist by the name dr splenebryst, and there is no such paper published in nature

    muslim: yes there is. go research it.

    me: i have done.

    muslim: no you havent

    me: fine. so tell me in which part of london is the london school of ergonomics

    muslim: why dont you find it yourself

    me: i cant find something which doesnt exist

    muslim: do you want his contact details. im in the UK and can find them

    me: yes. go on then

    muslim: Telephone: +44 (0) 20 7679 0686. i wont give his address

    me: why not. its not a personal address. its a university

    muslims:  because arrogant people like yourself wont check it anyway

    me: thats a UCL phone number. I went to UCL, twice. you said that he was at the london school of ergonomics.

    muslim: sure you did. what did you study? making fries?

    me. no. why are you giving me a UCL phone number? you said he was from the london school of ergonomics

    muslim: go check it.  

    me: obviously i have done. show me the paper you said was to be published in nature

    muslim: find it yourself

    me: it doesnt exist

    muslim: yes it does. im not going to find it for you. do your own research

    me: take your own advice

    muslim: do you want to see a picture

    me: no. i want to know the contact details of this scientist, the address of his college, or the paper in nature.

    muslim: yeah of course you dont want to see it. you dont want the proof. blind and dumb

    etc



    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    its not the stupidity. it's the hipocrisy that is so frustrating
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #1 - January 14, 2012, 10:45 AM

    Ha, Wilfred Spleen Burst.

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #2 - January 14, 2012, 10:59 AM

    muslim: evolution is not scientific because it is not falsifiable

     

    muslim: no you havent

    me: fine. so tell me in which part of london is the london school of ergonomics

    muslim: why dont you find it yourself

    me: i cant find something which doesnt exist

    muslim: do you want his contact details. im in the UK and can find them

    me: yes. go on then

    muslim: Telephone: +44 (0) 20 7679 0686. i wont give his address

    me: why not. its not a personal address. its a university

    muslims:  because arrogant people like yourself wont check it anyway

    me: thats a UCL phone number. I went to UCL, twice. you said that he was at the london school of ergonomics.

    muslim: sure you did. what did you study? making fries?

    me. no. why are you giving me a UCL phone number? you said he was from the london school of ergonomics

    muslim: go check it.  

    me: obviously i have done. show me the paper you said was to be published in nature

    muslim: find it yourself

    ,,,
    muslim: do you want to see a picture

    .............


    lol.. that guy got pawned .. well you could have asked him  to post that picture to have more fun..

    Hmm There is London school of Ergonomics? I though it is only  London school of Economics that is famous for Rich Muslim Kids from  foreign nations..

    Freedom of Expression is a Fundamental Right  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #3 - January 14, 2012, 11:07 AM

    Wow you have much more patience than I .... I couldn't last as long as you did! Stupidity and hypocrisy are bad enough on their own.... together, it's a horrific combination  banghead



    Take me to the moon in your watermelon slipper!
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #4 - January 14, 2012, 11:07 AM

    it was a completely made up story. it's satire. the london school of ergonimics was supposed to be a hint.

    the author has admitted it too

    the same website also has a teapot orbitting jupiter



  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #5 - January 14, 2012, 11:10 AM

    Eh? I thought the 'me' referred to yourself :/



    Take me to the moon in your watermelon slipper!
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #6 - January 14, 2012, 11:10 AM

    Dr. Sloth, ease your frustration with baby sloths:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mAGQAw3Oc

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #7 - January 14, 2012, 11:12 AM

    it was a completely made up story. it's satire. the london school of ergonimics was supposed to be a hint.

    the author has admitted it too

    the same website also has a teapot orbitting jupiter



    dammit .. YOU PAWNED ME..    lol...

    Freedom of Expression is a Fundamental Right  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #8 - January 14, 2012, 11:14 AM

    this is a genuine conversation i had today.
    when i said the story was made up, i meant the story that the muslim was referring to
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #9 - January 14, 2012, 11:14 AM

    Dr. Sloth, ease your frustration with baby sloths:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mAGQAw3Oc


    zomg that is sooooooo cute!!!!!!!!  mysmilie_977

    I want that job :( :( :(



    Take me to the moon in your watermelon slipper!
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #10 - January 14, 2012, 11:15 AM

    this is a genuine conversation i had today.
    when i said the story was made up, i meant the story that the muslim was referring to


    Oh right Grin



    Take me to the moon in your watermelon slipper!
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #11 - January 14, 2012, 07:45 PM

    Some mothers do 'ave 'em.

    If you think your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #12 - January 14, 2012, 08:01 PM

    Poe's Law possibly?

    Or is he/she a real Muslim?

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #13 - January 14, 2012, 08:02 PM

    Well yes, but the Law just says you can't tell the difference. Wink

    If you think your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #14 - January 14, 2012, 08:09 PM

    my first response would be.... show me the papers/article, etc
    before i went any further.  Cuz I would have been LMAO as soon
    as they spewed them words out lol.  And what if there WAS a
    rabbit back then... WTH does that prove? LOL that rabbits are
    alot older than adam and eve?   Roll Eyes

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #15 - January 14, 2012, 08:25 PM

    And more to the point.. What is a palaeontologist doing in a school of ergonomics anyway? A school based on the designing of efficient furniture or tools is hardly a place for studying ancient life...

    I've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #16 - January 14, 2012, 09:03 PM

    i can forgive him for being a moron, but it's so frustating to be told to do some research, and that i am the stubborn, ignorant, arrogant one.
    it such a depressingly regular occurrence for me.
    These guys believe ANYTHING that agrees with what they already believe, and NOTHING that doesn't. 

  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #17 - January 16, 2012, 11:54 PM

    Thanks. I'll troll my friends using that tactic :s




    Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is our tiny planetary home. [carl sagan]
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #18 - April 29, 2012, 12:21 AM

    I feel like updating this thread:

    Muslim: its muslims who invent everything. the west dont invent anything. These items may be invented in the west, but they are invented by muslims. It was a muslim who invented DNA profiling

    Me: No it wasnt

    Muslim: yes it was. where was it invented then

    Me: Leicester

    Muslim: where was it invented? was it invented in america? was it invented in england

    Me: Leicester, by alec jeffreys

    Muslim: no it wasnt. It was invented in england

    Me: leicester is in england you fool

    Muslim: Dont call me a fool. i am from england. it was invented in nottingham by a muslim

    me: Name this muslim then


    ....
    ...
    ...


    Muslim: if the earth was 1cm near or further away from the sun we wouldnt be here

    Me: more nonsense. the orbit of the earth is elliptical. its distance from the sun varies throughout the year by a great distance
    Do you know what an ellipse is?

    Muslim: i think you mean eclipse actually.

    Me: no. i mean exactly what i said

    Muslim: elipse? no such thing mate
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #19 - April 29, 2012, 01:25 AM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    the VANITY!  JFC! LAWL

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #20 - April 29, 2012, 03:44 AM

    Did your brain explode?

    "Those who do not move, do not notice their chains." Rosa Luxemburg

    Everything in life
    is a good experience
    or a good story.
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #21 - April 29, 2012, 08:42 AM

    I feel like updating this thread:

    Muslim: its muslims who invent everything. the west dont invent anything. These items may be invented in the west, but they are invented by muslims. It was a muslim who invented DNA profiling

    Me: No it wasnt.............


    dr_sloth.,  It will be more appropriate if you replace That word "Muslim"   with "A Muslim fool" ., I am sure out of 1.2 billion Muslims .. 1.1 billion Muslim don't care who discovered what and when..
     

    Freedom of Expression is a Fundamental Right  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #22 - April 29, 2012, 08:52 AM

    LOOOOOL Cheesy

    did he name the muslim who invented the stuff???

  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #23 - April 29, 2012, 09:03 AM

    no. it just went silent for about ten minutes
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #24 - April 29, 2012, 11:38 AM

    HAHAHA this thread made me giggle!

    I commend you on your patience, I've had similar arguments with Muslims myself. My fave one was about the Qur'anic embryology- some girl who had no science background at all spent two weeks trying to convince me that sperm was made somewhere in the thorax and then transported to the testicles, and that cartilage and bone are the same thing, and that the terms of physiology I was describing to her "didn't exist".

    Honestly, it worries me that there are such stupid people in the world.
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #25 - April 29, 2012, 11:50 AM

     Cheesy  This is why i don't debate with muslims anymore.

    It's too much to deal with that level of stupidity and blind willful ignorance.


    "I came into the world imbued with the will to find a meaning in things, my spirit filled with the desire to attain to the source of the world, and then I found that I was an object in the midst of other objects" - Fanon
  • Re: AAAAAAAH!!!. just wanting to vent my frustration
     Reply #26 - April 29, 2012, 02:08 PM

    Cheesy  ...........


    You guys are laughing?  finmad  You are all IGNORANT  finmad


    Let me see how smart you guys are.. watch and answer these tubes,, I amd..  I am really mad..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2HcjanNWFM


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-60niJUZjEU


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6gdknoXww8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGiqIiVPoNI

    Hell with  these damn links Go here and watch all of them


    Freedom of Expression is a Fundamental Right  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Dumb Conversations with muslims
     Reply #27 - May 13, 2012, 02:04 AM

    Me: "your argument is logically unsound. Just so happening to be correct about everything is not a miracle. ... The information in the quran does need to be impressive to constitute a miracle. In fact, it needs to be impossible to have been known at the time, by anyone."

    Dumb Muslim: no response

    Dumb Muslim: I've already thoroughly answered everything.

    Me: you have barely even acknowledged anything I have said. let alone "thoroughly answered" it.

    Dumb Muslim: I've already beaten everyone easily

    Me: Perhaps you could point out exactly where you “thoroughly answered”  my suggestion that your argument is not even logically sound,

    Dumb Muslim: If you scroll back you can see

    Me: Please give me the reply number in which you "thoroughly answered" me on this subject.

    Dumb Muslim: no response

    Me:  still absolutely nothing about a logically unsound argument.

    Dumb Muslim: No good arguments against any of my claims so far

    Me: still absolutely no response to the my suggestion that your argument is logically unsound.

    Dumb Muslim: Atheism fails again. Islam is right.

    Me: I will still accept an ad hoc response: You have one more chance to show me where you demonstrated that your argument is in fact logically sound, or you can have an attempt now. If as I suspect, you refuse to do so, then I am going to declare victory and my proof is the conversation detailed above

    Dumb Muslim: no response

    Me: you have refused multiple requests to respond to, or even acknowledge my argument. I am therefore considering this another win, and a clearly demonstrable one.

    Dumb Muslim: If you consider this a win for the atheists you are delusional for it is Islam that has won once again. 1400 years and still not a single argument against it.
  • Re: Dumb Conversations with muslims
     Reply #28 - May 13, 2012, 02:38 AM

    That wouldn't happen to be a conversation with Clawed, would it? Roll Eyes

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Dumb Conversations with muslims
     Reply #29 - May 13, 2012, 04:14 AM

    I had a 19 page conversation with a bunch of dumb atheists that thought the earth came from a different big bang then the rest of the heavens. Either that or they thought the Qur'an said it did.

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." - Stephen Hawking
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