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Names~
OP - June 24, 2011, 06:48 PM

This is, as you may have guessed, a thread for names, inspired by the Random Thoughts thread.
So... feel free to share your favourite names, names you think are really creative, what you've named your kids/what you want to name your kids, names you wish you had, etc.
I'll start, of course:

Florence
Leontine
Ophelia
Amélie
Sofian (inspired by a certain member of this forum, and the only Arab name I like except my own.)
Emilia
December
Xavier
Xailer
Tegan
Desdemona
Nikolai
Ariela
Etienne
Selene
Mara
Vivienne
Eva
Evelyn
Katja
Coraline
Klausanne
Adeline
Carter
Delilah
Aiden
Damien
Skyler
Desiderius (must refrain from calling the poor kid 'Desi')
Aedon
Rafael
Stefan
Wolfgang
Szandor (I used to be a LaVeyan Satanist... I was twelve, okay? Anyway, my love of that name extends beyond that particular religion.)
Ezra
Alexei
Taige
Audrey
Antoinette
Helena
Evolet
Dorian
Lorelei
Leah
Valentine

Don't worry, I'm never having kids. The poor fucks would be bullied so much.

EDIT: Just thought of something - any kid I (won't) have will have 'Fucking' as their middle name. No exceptions.
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Reply #1 - June 24, 2011, 07:01 PM

Wow. Wish I'd read this list before naming mine.

Your xailer will have one cool mother.

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Reply #2 - June 24, 2011, 07:05 PM

There is only one name I adore right now and wish I had called my daughter.

Apple.

I just love it.

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Reply #3 - June 24, 2011, 07:14 PM

Amber
Ellie
Ania
Rafael
Elliott
Saif
Maximus (lol not really...but it was nice in gladiator)
Shahid
Belle

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Reply #4 - June 24, 2011, 07:15 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on June 24, 2011, 07:05 PM
There is only one name I adore right now and wish I had called my daughter.

Apple.

I just love it.

The Apple of your eye... quite literally.

If I had a girl she would be called Sara or Samantha.

Errm... dunno about a boy...

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Reply #5 - June 24, 2011, 07:21 PM

Quote from: SunbulRocket on June 24, 2011, 06:48 PM
*snip*

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Reply #6 - June 24, 2011, 07:22 PM

Penis.
Obviously for keeping the phallic tradition of my name.

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Reply #7 - June 24, 2011, 07:24 PM

If it's a girl:

SyPhillis
Chlamydia
Jezebel

If it's a boy:

Harry
Dick
Woody
Tard
Mistake

Either:

The Dark One (full name)

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Reply #8 - June 24, 2011, 07:25 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on June 24, 2011, 07:21 PM
Every time I catch a glance of your sig I get all paranoid

XD

@stardust: Ania's a pretty name.
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Reply #9 - June 24, 2011, 07:46 PM

Behold the perfect unisex name:

Captain Anusol

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Reply #10 - June 24, 2011, 08:08 PM

^OMG closet muzzie.

@thread: I've just realised that Wolfgang Xailer [insert surname here] would be the most badass motherfucker of a name.
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Reply #11 - June 24, 2011, 08:29 PM

I once knew a union president named Wolfgang Hammer

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Reply #12 - June 24, 2011, 09:09 PM

^One could take over the world with a name like that.

More names, 'cause why the fuck not:
Amadeus
Axel (I've always thought this should be a girl's name.)
Severine
Skaidra
Decius
Dante
Daisuke
Magnus
Anastasia
Esmeralda (Disney characters be damned)
Beatrix
Daria
Elazar
Xanthus
Leondra
Dantrell
Arela
Avonmora
Aoife (Pronounced 'ee-fah'. My favourite girl name EVER.)
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Reply #13 - June 24, 2011, 09:16 PM

Quote from: musivore on June 24, 2011, 07:01 PM
Wow. Wish I'd read this list before naming mine.

Your xailer will have one cool mother.

I don't know how I missed this post before, but thanks. :3
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Reply #14 - June 24, 2011, 09:16 PM

Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on June 24, 2011, 08:29 PM
I once knew a union president named Wolfgang Hammer

ROFL

Matteo
Prospero
Laith
Bastiaan
Esteban
Maximus
Nikola
Zion
Marshall Mathers

No girl names, they will all be aborted.
LOL jk but they'd probably get boy names too

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Reply #15 - June 24, 2011, 09:19 PM

I'm gonna name my sons Alexander (after Sir Alex Furguson) and David (after Beckham)
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Reply #16 - June 24, 2011, 09:20 PM

Really? Sir Alex? The drunk muppet that got outplayed in all 4 of his champions league finals and was lucky to win 2 of them? That same Sir Alex that undermines every referees honest work every week? Really?

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Reply #17 - June 24, 2011, 09:22 PM

Quote from: z10 on June 24, 2011, 09:20 PM
Really? Sir Alex? The drunk muppet that got outplayed in all 4 of his champions league finals and was lucky to win 2 of them?

Oh god, don't remind me. I literally cried for the first time in a decade on that night.
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Reply #18 - June 24, 2011, 09:25 PM

No, the other SAF.

Say what you want, the man is a genius and I quite enjoy the bitterness.
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Reply #19 - June 25, 2011, 02:23 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on June 24, 2011, 07:05 PM
There is only one name I adore right now and wish I had called my daughter.

Apple.

I just love it.

I love Apple as well, at first I thought it was weird when I heard a celebrity had called their child Apple, but it's a sweet name.

Other names I like and might consider if I have children:

For boys:

Asa
Levi
Axel
Xavier

For girls:

Grace
Sofia
Holly
Conny
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Reply #20 - June 25, 2011, 02:48 AM

My turn!

The boys

- Liam
- Fahd (after my cutest nephew)
- Lindor
- Ollie
- Noah
- Morpheus
- Yusuf (after my ex)
- Ferrero
- Xendro
- Romeo (after my ex)
- Macbeth
- Teddy
- Reymo
- Aidan
- Valentino
- Kevin
- Daniel / Daaniyaal
- Phillis

The Girls

- Precious
- Emerald
- Amber (After my best friend)
- London
- Mercedes
- Xandria
- Pearl
- Peaches
- Ophelia
- Zelda
- Zina (not Zeena)
- Katey
- Heron
- Heart
- Ice
- Petals
- Summer
- Peace
- Alyza (pr. Aliza not Aleeza)
- Beaut (pr. Bee u teh)
- Valentine
- Violet
- Silver
- Star
- Naomi
- Ivy
- Genelia
- Hope
- Life
- Soul
- Phillia
- Sky
- Scarlet
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Reply #21 - June 25, 2011, 02:50 AM

Quote from: Raccoon Rapist on June 24, 2011, 07:24 PM
If it's a girl:

SyPhillis
Chlamydia
Jezebel

If it's a boy:

Harry
Dick
Woody
Tard
Mistake

Either:

The Dark One (full name)

Lol, Your kids are not going to like you.

Remind me of this thread in case my wife or girlfriend becomes pregnant, that is if i did get one pregnant because the last thing on my mind now is bringing Naija juniors into this world.

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Reply #22 - June 25, 2011, 02:54 AM

Phoenix
Aaron
Adam
Noah
Summer
Michelangelo

thats it so far... for now.
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Reply #23 - June 25, 2011, 03:00 AM

If I have 2 girls and a boy (LOL),
I would love to name Jade, Hope and Wade.

Not sure about the Wade, but I thought it'd be cute because it rhymes with Jade and I also wanted them to all be 4-letter names because I'm OCD like that.

No matter what though, I really like the name Jade so that will be one of my kids unless I think of a name I like more then.

But for sure, I'll be looking for secular names.

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Reply #24 - June 25, 2011, 03:08 AM

After seeing your name change I don't think you should be trusted to name any children.
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Reply #25 - June 25, 2011, 03:09 AM

Are you scared of peppermint tits?

I love your nutella-covered dick, prince.

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Reply #26 - June 25, 2011, 03:27 AM

That wasn't nutella.
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Reply #27 - June 25, 2011, 03:39 AM

Shit.

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Reply #28 - June 25, 2011, 03:57 AM

Precisely.
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Reply #29 - June 25, 2011, 04:04 AM

^Take that shit to an appropriate thread, people.

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Best name for a boy:

Alex Lam Meem (Origin: Greek/Mohammedan-Qurayshi; meaning: someone diplomatic, noble, wise, gentle towards kafirs and fierce towards believers, oh, and simply awesome)

Best name for a girl:

Mount a Bison (Origin: Cherokee-Turkish/English; meaning: too offensive to post on the forum)

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