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  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #30 - August 03, 2010, 09:28 PM
    "Whoever reads a letter from the Book of Allah, he will have a reward. And that reward will be multiplied by ten. I am not saying that 'Alif, Laam, Meem' is a letter, rather I am saying that 'Alif' is a letter, 'laam' is a letter and 'meem'."

    Also, it's commonplace belief that you get extra points during Ramadan season.

    And my mom said you could collect bonus points by using prayer beads.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #31 - August 03, 2010, 09:35 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 03, 2010, 08:52 PM
    What's the point if they won't let you topple Muhammad's high score?

     Cheesy
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #32 - August 03, 2010, 09:38 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 03, 2010, 09:28 PM
    "Whoever reads a letter from the Book of Allah, he will have a reward. And that reward will be multiplied by ten. I am not saying that 'Alif, Laam, Meem' is a letter, rather I am saying that 'Alif' is a letter, 'laam' is a letter and 'meem'."

    Also, it's commonplace belief that you get extra points during Ramadan season.

    And my mom said you could collect bonus points by using prayer beads.




    Go read taraweeh prayers at a mosque where they take 2+ hours  Cheesy
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #33 - August 03, 2010, 09:39 PM
    Been there.

    My dad's probably gonna force me to go this year.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #34 - August 03, 2010, 09:40 PM
    How old are you?
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #35 - August 03, 2010, 09:43 PM
    16.  Cry
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #36 - August 03, 2010, 09:44 PM
    I'm going to Mecca this Ramadan. HAHA suckers! Every one of my prayers is gonna count as 25,000. dance
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #37 - August 03, 2010, 09:59 PM
    I thought only Muslims were allowed in Mecca.

    Or is it some sort of undercover adventure for you?...
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #38 - August 03, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Racist
    fuck you
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #39 - August 03, 2010, 10:07 PM
    Abood and olweasel,
    If you really can't get out of going to Mecca, just go and enjoy the trip.  See the place with a different perspective.  Think about th things that make religion tick there, like the power of crowd psychology etc etc.

    If you say you are a Muslim, they can't call you a disbeliever.  Smiley
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #40 - August 03, 2010, 10:14 PM
    That's what I'm planning on doing. Smiley
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #41 - August 03, 2010, 10:15 PM
    Also, make sure to spray paint a penis grafiti at mount hira.  Afro
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #42 - August 03, 2010, 10:16 PM
    ...or inside the Kaabah.
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #43 - August 03, 2010, 10:16 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 03, 2010, 09:59 PM
    I thought only Muslims were allowed in Mecca.

    Or is it some sort of undercover adventure for you?...

    Lol, how is anyone gonna find out?
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #44 - August 03, 2010, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 03, 2010, 10:16 PM
    ...or inside the Kaabah.


    Dayum son!
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #45 - August 03, 2010, 10:24 PM
     dance

     handjob
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #46 - August 03, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 03, 2010, 08:20 PM
    Google "1 man 1 jar"


    Can't believe no one did this. Do it. Do it now.
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #47 - August 03, 2010, 11:13 PM
    Quote from: ateapotist on August 03, 2010, 10:07 PM
    Abood and olweasel,
    If you really can't get out of going to Mecca, just go and enjoy the trip.  See the place with a different perspective.  Think about th things that make religion tick there, like the power of crowd psychology etc etc.

    If you say you are a Muslim, they can't call you a disbeliever.  Smiley

    Did you go to Mecca after you became a disbeliever?

    If so, what did you make out of the trip?

    I'd be most interested in knowing.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #48 - August 03, 2010, 11:50 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on August 03, 2010, 11:13 PM
    Did you go to Mecca after you became a disbeliever?

    No,  but I pretended to be a Muslim for many months before I came out to my parents, (praying at the mosque every evening, going to Islamic talks occasionally, and in Ramadhan 2008, I fasted, prayed Taraweeh and payed Zakat as a closed atheist).

    The thing that struck me most (and it's nothing new) is the sheer lack of questioning in Islam.  Everyone just conforms blindly (for survival, I guess!).  I saw (orthodox) Islam as a cult that can only survive under certain conditions, i.e. isolation from outside influence, both real life influence and via the internet, TV, newspapers, magazines, books etc.

    Religion also takes advantage of various cognitive biases that we humans are prone to, and I was thinking about these too.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #49 - August 04, 2010, 03:10 AM
    I actually raised this question once  Cheesy
    I did find something online from one mullah that said its okay
    for a woman if she isn't  planning to marry.
    *that would be me --  yipeee!   bunny bunny bunny *
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #50 - August 04, 2010, 05:26 PM
    Quote from: ateapotist on August 03, 2010, 11:50 PM
    The thing that struck me most (and it's nothing new) is the sheer lack of questioning in Islam.  Everyone just conforms blindly (for survival, I guess!).  I saw (orthodox) Islam as a cult that can only survive under certain conditions, i.e. isolation from outside influence, both real life influence and via the internet, TV, newspapers, magazines, books etc.

    Or from what I've seen, a Dawagandist monopoly on such outside influences within a family/community.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #51 - August 04, 2010, 05:34 PM
    A shop in Kuwait found caught selling male genital toys, in other words.....Dildos
    ...
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #52 - August 04, 2010, 05:57 PM
    Shocked
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #53 - August 04, 2010, 06:22 PM
    oh the heroes of the male ego, RIBS.  Once again,
    a woman's pleasure is demeaned, condescended,
    and outright unlawful?  Whats up with all this
    egotistical penis codes?  They think their penises
    are all that?  They should be happy their peon
    women aren't out committing adultery!   finmad
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #54 - August 04, 2010, 06:59 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on August 04, 2010, 06:22 PM
    oh the heroes of the male ego, RIBS.  Once again,
    a woman's pleasure is demeaned, condescended,
    and outright unlawful?  Whats up with all this
    egotistical penis codes?  They think their penises
    are all that?  They should be happy their peon
    women aren't out committing adultery!   finmad


    Yes, there should be a fatwa to legalize dildos in Muslim countries.
    ...
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #55 - August 04, 2010, 07:12 PM
    What about fleshlights?
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #56 - August 04, 2010, 07:19 PM
    Quote from: Abood on August 04, 2010, 05:57 PM
    Shocked



    I loved reading the newspapers in kuwait... always full of sordid tales Grin
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #57 - August 04, 2010, 07:43 PM
    penis  insecurity is all it is.  Jealous of a silicon lump of jelly.
    Treat their women like dirt, and expect the woman to sing
    praises of his almighty penis.  Next thing you know, women
    will be imprisoned and stoned for  committing adultery with a dildo!

    Like when it was always the woman's fault SHE was BARREN, and/or
    could NOT produce a male child.  

    I wonder how many wonderful human beings would be alive today if female
    infants hadn't been buried alive in the sand  Cry
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #58 - August 04, 2010, 09:49 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7UBLp7z58
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Dildos in Islam
     Reply #59 - August 04, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Read a useful book, prepare your homework, join a charity!
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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