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  • Your dreams have come true...
     OP - July 06, 2010, 03:37 AM
    I am here  cool2
    stop salivating ladies
    it's not endearing
    remove your shirts instead
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #1 - July 06, 2010, 04:00 AM
    Hi an welcome Bridget!
    I can't tell you how happy I am that you have finally decided to join our ranks.
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #2 - July 06, 2010, 04:33 AM
    Well that's an enigmatic intro if ever I saw one, but Kenan seems to think you are kosher so that's good enough for me - welcome! Smiley
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #3 - July 06, 2010, 04:52 AM
    No, Kenan seems to think it is a woman with a penis  grin12
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #4 - July 06, 2010, 04:54 AM
    Welcome Shad - so tell us a little about yourself & your journey here..
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #5 - July 06, 2010, 05:18 AM
    Quote from: Naerys on July 06, 2010, 04:52 AM
    No, Kenan seems to think it is a woman with a penis  grin12


    I'm confused.  Huh?
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #6 - July 06, 2010, 05:35 AM
    He called him Bridget, which is either an anime or video game character (I am not at all familiar with that stuff) that has the particularity of looking very much like a woman, while being a man.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #7 - July 06, 2010, 07:17 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on July 06, 2010, 05:18 AM
    I'm confused.  Huh?

    That's a good thing. It means that you are not a pervert like Naerys or me.
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #8 - July 06, 2010, 07:39 AM
    YOU made me a pervert with your perverted stuff!
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #9 - July 06, 2010, 08:13 AM
    I WANNA PUSH YOUR CRAP IN!
    fuck you
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #10 - July 06, 2010, 08:32 AM
     gutterbrain
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #11 - July 06, 2010, 11:12 AM
    Welcome welcome!

    I'm gonna beat everyone to it ... here's your parrot, bunny AND pig  parrot bunny piggy

    HA!
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #12 - July 06, 2010, 11:19 AM
    You forgot the newspaper news002

    bitch.

    Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #13 - July 06, 2010, 11:37 AM
    coco.. you stole my welcome bunny!   finmad

    welcome shadizar!
    Quote from: Naerys on July 06, 2010, 04:52 AM
    No, Kenan seems to think it is a woman with a penis  grin12

    hermaphrodite?
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #14 - July 06, 2010, 11:42 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on July 06, 2010, 11:19 AM
    You forgot the newspaper news002

    bitch.

    Tongue



    Why you............  finmad

    *sulks*
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #15 - July 06, 2010, 11:47 AM
     bunny
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #16 - July 06, 2010, 11:51 AM
    *throws rocks at bunny*
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #17 - July 06, 2010, 11:54 AM
    Pathetic. You missed.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #18 - July 06, 2010, 11:56 AM
     Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #19 - July 06, 2010, 11:58 AM
    but we ALL know they are worthless unless done in THREES!!  HAH!

    WELCOME Shaz!!!

     bunny  bunny  bunny
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #20 - July 06, 2010, 12:07 PM
    *runs away crying*
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #21 - July 06, 2010, 12:11 PM
    bahahaha.. serious pwnage *snickers*

    coco.. why does your bunny have a penis?
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #22 - July 06, 2010, 12:18 PM
    Coz it's a boy bunny.
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #23 - July 06, 2010, 01:50 PM
    Quote from: CocoPop on July 06, 2010, 11:12 AM
    Welcome welcome!

    I'm gonna beat everyone to it ... here's your parrot, bunny AND pig  parrot bunny piggy

    HA!


    I'll take the pig
    they're very intelligent
    ...
    of course, chicks dig bunnies
    and brings some connotations with it
    I won't tolerate the bird though
    through it on the bbq
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #24 - July 06, 2010, 09:56 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on July 06, 2010, 04:54 AM
    Welcome Shad - so tell us a little about yourself & your journey here..


    blame nessrinn
    great poetry, sad sad voice
    the link was in her youtube channel
    so I clicked it
    alas
    I have NO experience with muslims
    not that it make a difference to an opinionated bastard such as myself
    I came to my atheism independently
    so if it looks like I poke someone in the forehead
    rather than holding their hand and nodding
    it's because I expect them to think
    rather than bandy pretty words that say nothing
    bandying isn't intellectual, it's political
    get over it
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #25 - July 06, 2010, 10:16 PM
    I see what Kenan did there
    "In a child's power to master the multiplication table, there is more sanctity than in all your shouted "amens" and "holy holies" and "hosannas." An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks" - Henry Drummond
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #26 - July 06, 2010, 10:17 PM
    hmmm
    what else can I say
    cold
    heartless
    often deliberate
    unapologetic
    callous
    pointed
    sexist
    sexy
    sex worshiper
    lewd
    half-assed funny
    high school drop out
    self educated
    replaced prayer with masturbation
    monogamous by necessity (I love my wife, she's hung up on monogamy)
    vitriol pacifist

    you know
    the typical nice guy
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #27 - July 08, 2010, 01:59 AM
    Sounds pretty average then.  Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #28 - July 15, 2010, 04:23 AM
    a small job I did today

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4kMCdlFJXU
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Your dreams have come true...
     Reply #29 - July 16, 2010, 09:45 PM
    ok
    so everything has turned out good
    got some video
    I'm only home to make the wife some grub
    the cafeteria is closed
    and the only thing the nurse has to offer are crackers
    tonight though
    I'll upload the vids
    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
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