A tablighi, a HT, a sufi and a salafi are sitting around, enjoying a pizza together... Suddenly, the light bulb goes out and in the pitch black someone says, "Ok guys, who's going to change the light bulb?"
The tablighi speaks up first, "Wait! My brothers, I think we should first elect an Amir and make mushwara!".
The HT says, "No! There's no light. We must first establish khilafa and the Caliph will decide how to rectify the situation!"
"No, no. You're both wrong" interrupts the sufi, "The 4 of us can hold a dhikr gathering and the noor from the dhikr will light up the room!"
The 3 of them turn towards the salafi... "Akhis!" replies the salafi, "Where's your evidence that we need to change the light bulb?"
I got that from MPACUK's website. Thought it was quite funny.